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The Stranglevine[TvM]

When a house is filled with love, then it's a Palace for sure.

About Me

My name is Sean. I'm a hobo. Professionally. I'm also an aspiring junkie. I'm a drummer. I play guitar, bass, and sing. I have met an absolutely wonderful woman, and she is going to be around until I'm dead She is also very cute. I enjoy long sits on the couch, sex, comedy, various chemicals, World of Warcraft, my girlyfriend, and other such things.Questions? Comments? Want to tell me about freaky eclectic trysts with my sister? Message me.

My Interests

Music. Love. Death. Life. Angsty cliche bullshit. Vagina. Fine tequila. Women. Music. Scrogging Michelle. Scrogging Tori Amos. Everquest. Reading. Good food. Segregation. Integration. Participation. Pain. Hair-pulling. Rain. Opiates. Having someone put out cigarettes on me. Apple juice. Bananas. Snuggling. Creating a nuclear powered pogo stick. Learning to play the piano. Starting a band that takes the world by storm. Finding someone as fucked up as I am, but as caring and good as I am. Finding where you always go when the wind blows. Where I go when I dream. Never leaving the dream.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone I've ever thought was a nice, interesting person has turned out to be a worthless hateful monster. I no longer wish to meet anyone. But I still enjoy meeting them. Thankfully, I no longer need to look for a girlfriend. I've already found my life-mate. I'm such a homo.

Music:

Arcade Fire, Tom Waits, Fear Factory, Glassjaw, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Slayer, Sparta, Radiohead, Coldplay, Cradle of Filth, Morbid Angel, The Black Dahlia Murder, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Coheed and Cambria, Fallout Boy, New Order, Til Tuesday, Tori Amos, Deadsy, The Cardigans, Children of Bodom, Dimmu Borgir, Covenant, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Type O Negative, Garbage, Marcy Playground,PFunk, Nine Inch Nails, Robin Trower, Royksopp, Bad Boy Bill, Him, Placebo, Action Action, Arch Enemy, Death, Joe Walsh, Joy Division.

Movies:

I hate popcorn, people, and cramped seats. I wait for the dvd. I like movies. Especially ones that have dialogue.

Television:

Futurama, Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, M*A*S*H, Discovery Channel, History Channel(learning is FUN!) And the greatest show of all time, Rescue Me.

Books:

John Grisham, Stephen King, John Varley, Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert, Charles Dickens, Orson Scott Card, Anne Rice, Neil Gaiman, Gore Vidal, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk. Preacher, Fables, Wheel of Time, Death Gate Cycle, Transmetropolitan.

Heroes:

There are no heroes here.

My Blog

Slumber

I don't want to stay in the waking world anymore. I guess that's why I'm dreaming awake, and I'm creating people to talk to. I just want to crawl back into bed, and go back inside my head where things...
Posted by The Stranglevine[TvM] on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:57:00 PST

Goth Poetry and The Dark Danky Dankness.

Have a seat whilst I reflect, at a life short-lived yet still suspect, of lacking in luster, short of brightness or hue, save but for moments tasted of love that was true. Clutching at heaven is ...
Posted by The Stranglevine[TvM] on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST

Crumbelievable!

Percocet: It's crunch-tastic!
Posted by The Stranglevine[TvM] on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:49:00 PST

Autumnal Ramblings

There's something in the air around this time of year. Something powerful, something that makes me see and think differently. Autumn has always been my season, the one time of year I never feel out of...
Posted by The Stranglevine[TvM] on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:36:00 PST

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

I don't sleep you know. I just lay in bed, but only during the day. I sleep an average of four hours or less a night. If ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON tells me I'm lazy and says I sleep all the time, I will...
Posted by The Stranglevine[TvM] on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:31:00 PST

The "Why aren't there any guys like this" bullshit bulletin.

There are. I know two. Myself, and my friend Tim. You see, Tim and I have been fucked over by women we loved before. You want a door opened for you? You want dinner cooked? Want to be told how beaut...
Posted by The Stranglevine[TvM] on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 03:55:00 PST

Clash of the Titans

Coming this summer on Pay-Per-View, the greatest wrestling match of all time! Watch as the two titans of the mind duke it out for complete control of the will! Hailing from Conscious, Minnesota, he's ...
Posted by The Stranglevine[TvM] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Time" by Tom Waits

Time Well the smart money's on Harlow and the moon is in the street And the shadow boys are breaking all the laws And you're east of East Saint Louis and the wind is making speeches And the rain...
Posted by The Stranglevine[TvM] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST