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the fat, hairy, satirical asshole...

¡yo como a bebés!

About Me

if i want you to know me, you probably already do...if not, just try asking nicely...

check out my music pages by clicking the pictures:

Tappy II - The Sequel:

My Interests

music, video games, hugs, cuddling, spooning, and sadomasochism, whips, chains, whistles, dildos, and a book...

I'd like to meet:


Music:

my bands:

Resinous Black( myspace.com/resinousblack )
Hardcore Midget Anal Fisting( myspace.com/hardcoremidgetanalfisting )
Viaje Acido( myspace.com/viajeacido )
Acid Trip( myspace.com/acidtrip )
JazzGasm!( myspace.com/JazzGasmInYourEar )

I listen to everything from death metal to smooth jazz...some of my favs are Dream Theater, Opeth, Primus, Death, Mastodon, Black Sabbath, Nile, Zimmer's Hole, Probot, Leo Kottke, Monster Magnet, Porcupine Tree, Nile, Cake, Thomas Lang(the drummer)Faith No More, Dimmu Borgir, King Diamond, Type O Negative, George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelics, Morris Day and the Time, Buddy Rich Big Band, Gap Band, Kansas, YES, Triumph, King Crimson, Born Naked, Rush, Symphony X, Gypsy Kings, Dying Fetus, Transatlantic, Devin Townsend, and Strapping Young Lad...

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dodgeball, Ichi The Killer, Drawing Flies, Devil's Rejects, Land of the Dead, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Four Rooms, High Fedility, Rockstar, This Is Spinal Tap, Cliff 'Em All, A Year in the Life of Metallica, Donny Darko, Metropolis, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Black Sabbath Story Volume 1, Haggard, Akira, Vampire Hunter D, Blood Scroll, Run Ronny Run, Waiting..., Grandma's Boy, Clerks, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, SLC Punk, PORN!!!, any Quentin Tarantino, Kevin Smith, or Steven Chow movie, most Anime or Manga, all of Mike Portnoy's DVDS, or anything with Johnny Depp because he's the man

Television:

Penn & Teller's Bullshit, The Family Business, The Simpsons, Family Guy, My Name is Earl, Monty Python, Southpark, Metalocalypse, most of Adult Swim, Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, Angry Beavers, stand up comedy, some other stuff...

Books:

anything by Roald Dahl, JTHM, Squee, i don't really read much...

Heroes:

The pornstar that always says "DROPPIN' LOADS!" when he cums...

My Blog

what ive been doing...

so since i quit Freyr a couple of months ago people have been wondering what i'm doing...i'm not even thinking about making or joining any bands right now...i've just been working on getting better on...
Posted by the fat, hairy, satirical asshole... on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:02:00 PST