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Evie

Get me an ambulance!

About Me

Well rounded with Russian shot putters arms. Big bottom and thighs with ample waist. Love the good things in life which I can hardly afford so I try the better ones that are free.I can be very loud and opinionated (on JD) bubbly and chatty (bacardi) and sometimes introspective (stoned). When not drinking or smoking I am just a milder version of the former.I am interested in many things and have started reading alot about them ( can't afford travel) i.e Bhuddism, Tibet, Russian Cultural Revolution, Chile, etc. One day I shall hope to go to these places. Until then I am going to Sweden instead as my boyfriend happens to live on Heaven on earth. I have started to learn Swedish and my accent has changed accordingly :)I have a dry sense of humour which is often sick, grotesque and smutty. I am just an dirty old man trapped in a female body except I lech over my boyfriend instead. He is a happy man...
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My Interests

Chocolate/sex/food/ice cream/music/dancing/drink/travelling/swedes! DOGGYS!!!!!Love dogs - big ones, medium ones, small ickle bony fluffy dogs. (SWOON)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes chocolate/ice cream/music/ sex/movies/books/sunshine/sweden

Music:

I am eclectic - Incubus, Thrice, Elton John (70s), Kosheen, Herbalizer, Tool, Life of Agony, Jurassic 5, Sugarbabes, Barry White, The Darkness, Fugazi, Janice Joplin, Bob Marley, Pearl Jam, Atreyu (just found em!), JT, STP, Jane's Addiction, Jonny Eats World, its too random for words

Movies:

Matrix 1 &3, Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire, Romancing the Stone & Jewel of the Nile, Terminator 1&2 only, Finding Nemo, Lord of the RIngs, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Bridge Jones, Amelie, Whale Rider, The Others

Television:

Will & Grace, BBC News 24 (hardtalk,talking movies),Friends, Little Britain, anything with Avid Merrion in it, Poirot, Charmed (Martin hates it), Newsnight, Richard & Judy, This morning, The Mark Thomas Experience, CD UK, Eastenders, Panorama, Horizon and Country File

Books:

Hard work in Low paid Britain, Stupid White Men, Flood, The Scaramanger, Harry Potter series, All books written by Isabelle Allende, The Woman in White, What a Carve up! (totally reminds me of my boss) Russian Cultural History by Orlando Figes (learning my heritage),Cloud Atlas

Heroes:

Michael Moore, Mark Thomas, Kate Adie, ME!

My Blog

Please fill in a report on my behaviour! (survey)

I stole this from Celine who stole this from Sketch.  If you are bored and feel like giving it ago then anyone is welcome to fill this in, something to do innit! just copy and paste it ...
Posted by Evie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Swedish party weekender

This weekend was so much fun even though we didn't end up going to the party we originally hoped. I was smuggled into the Cavalry Officers Mess in Stockholm called K1 on Saturday night. Being a non-sw...
Posted by Evie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can't understand how things change!

If I compare the start of this year to the start of last year it is immediately infinitlty better. But the one thing that I miss are my friends and especially when I have an empty flat in the evening...
Posted by Evie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What to when temping....

Look at my hotmail, yahoo and other email accounts. Look at vanity forum, myspace and then bbc.co.uk/news. Do some cutting and pasting. Look for more interesting jobs. Abuse the phone system and ge...
Posted by Evie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An EvieCocktail

cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px>How to make a Evie Ingredients: 5 parts competetiveness 1 part brilliance 3 parts empathy Method:Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of...
Posted by Evie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This place spins my head...,.....

This place is bizarre and I am starting to like it!? If people like you after 5 mins of talking to them here they give you half their garden in return?! So Martin & I are gaining lettuce, apples and d...
Posted by Evie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Summer time....

BB is here - that means summer months are coming and they will speed past so that I hardly realise they existed. Stuck in an airless, cramped tiny room with a small hole for a window. Machinery all ...
Posted by Evie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

High heels - I need help!!!!!!

I just bought a pair that look cute and sexy which add 4 inches and make me look 5"5' and if only I were as then it would not be so PAINFUL!!!! They make me look sexy with better legs but I walk li...
Posted by Evie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I love my phone!

Camera on phone means that I know have access to send/recieve photos - I love it, I love it. Also means I can take naughty pics of Martin naked or he can take ones of me. None saved of course :) ...
Posted by Evie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST