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Dyce Churrasco

I, on the other hand, always expect the angels to pee in my beer.

About Me


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My Interests

Rolfing, Betta farming, crocheting anal-plug cozies, painting my toenails in patriotic designs, and partying with my GURLZ

I'd like to meet:

Other brooding drunks, stinky chain smokers and good 'ol boy roustabouts

Music:

the pixies, david bowie, the go! team, Beirut, tv on the radio, miles davis, dizzy gillespie, louis armstrong, billie holiday, sarah vaughn, wes montgomery, mary lou williams, nico, badly drawn boy, le tigre, magnetic fields, prince, a little michael jackson, belle and sebastian, simon and garfunkel, cat stevens, bob dylan, the unicorns (and for that matter, the islands), thelonius monk, dave brubeck, sigur ros, sea and cake, her space holiday, aphex twin, blah blah blah

Television:

..You are NOT the father!

Books:

Many things that are profound in thought, lengthy in word, and impressive in title.

Heroes:

Michael Jordan, thanks for keepin' it real.

My Blog

It's not just a bar, it's a lifestyle

8:00 am. I open my eyes only to find myself curled up beside a mustachioed stranger. The tendrils of a Golden Pothos dangle above me. He's spooning another girl. I'm not sore, so there was obviously n...
Posted by Dyce Churrasco on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:51:00 PST

Being Cassie Seidler

It has taken me a few days to adjust to the fact that I am, indeed, living on my own. No roommates, no family, no friends, just me and some new music. While spending time alone today, I decided to wri...
Posted by Dyce Churrasco on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:02:00 PST

Trip Pictures

http://sassie.shutterfly.com/action/Pictures from our trip are in the first three albums. Enjoy or don't, I don't give a shit
Posted by Dyce Churrasco on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:14:00 PST

RoadStrip-Portland

Welcome to the first official RoadStrip update. Now keep in mind, this is just an update and by no means any actual writing. So don't judge the book by this. Fucker. I'm also very hungover and my brai...
Posted by Dyce Churrasco on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:20:00 PST

My ComeUppance

Instead of studying intellectual reorientationalism and the power of the Right Wing over the past 200 years as applied to the four sources of power, I have instead decided to "blog" (yes, used as a ve...
Posted by Dyce Churrasco on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 04:24:00 PST

Hot Wax and a Cock-eyed Korean

    My mornings always begin with a glance in the mirror. This usually leads to me pointing at my reflection and making some sort of an obscene, sexual comment about myself. However, th...
Posted by Dyce Churrasco on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:04:00 PST

Cronenberg and the Homeless Shaman

Okay, apparently I have gained quite a few readers over the past few weeks with my blogs of upset and drunken masturbation. Understandable, I too love to read of sloppy self-helpings. However, this on...
Posted by Dyce Churrasco on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 01:49:00 PST

Southern Guilt

I witnessed something in my Sociology of Women class today that really "melted my crayon" if you will. We watched a video documenting the struggle of African Americans since being violently dragged in...
Posted by Dyce Churrasco on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:10:00 PST

RIP My Child

I regret to inform you that Cork has passed on to the squeaky wheel in the sky. Some of you had the honor of meeting the precious ball of fur, some of you didn't. Those that did may remember her for h...
Posted by Dyce Churrasco on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:50:00 PST

The Motherland

Hello there faithful readers, aka Jim. This trip was one of joy, disgust, and several headaches. By that description, you would think it was a pretty bad trip, but don't jump so quickly to your conclu...
Posted by Dyce Churrasco on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:37:00 PST