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About Me

I rock.
I used to be straight, but I got better.
I will not eat green eggs and ham, but I will eat Cheez-Its by the fistful until the box is empty.
I mix the best drinks.
Je parle franÃ§ais.
I have weird eyebrows.
I fight for equal rights.
I firmly believe that free beer tastes the best.
I threaten to punch babies when I get mad. I won't do it, though, because there are plenty of stupid people in this world who are more deserving of a beating.
I like to say the word "shit" a lot.
I am easy to get over.
I am always better looking than my replacement.
I like drinking beer on the porch.
My lipgloss be poppin'.
I met Ray Charles once.
I kick ass at Scrabble. Just because I'm pretty doesn't mean I'm stupid.
I do not like it when people move my things after I've set them down.
I hate it when my socks get wet.
I believe that the sexiest thing a guy can wear is just a pair of jeans.
I always think "I told you so" but never say it because that's a can of worms I just don't want to open.
I believe that when you're drunk PBR Light tastes like peaches.
I am always in need of another tattoo.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing but burn, burn, burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..."

-Jack Kerouac

Oh...and this guy.

My Blog

28. action

actioni sometimes wishi could be softly litand out of focuslike a Katherine Hepburn close-upgracefuland lovelyand sometimesi hope to see my name in the creditsscore composed by(its so Mancini)but mos...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 19:01:00 GMT

27. milton bradley

milton bradleyyour diversionsand amusementsgamesand puzzleshave their placein lifebut eventuallywe(or most of us, anyway)grow up.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:07:00 GMT

26. February Road Trip for Equality

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Vote No On Prop 8Date: Dec 16, 2008 3:08 PMPlease join us on Tuesday, February 17 in Sacramento for Equality California's Marriage Equality Lo...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:25:00 GMT

25. No On 8 Candle Light Rally in San Diego

Seven thousand people showed up. Rock on. You can see me at the end of the video at about 4:45. This is the sign I made that you can barely read in the video.
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 09:54:00 GMT

23. old man

old manunwillingorunableto changein old photographsi have finally learnedto pity youtrying to sculptthat whichhas already been hardenedby the firethat youwill neverfeelafraid to liveoutsideafraid to l...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:21:00 GMT

19. la voleuse des tampons

Really. Tampons. Who steals a box of tampons when she's already had her period? Insanity. In-fucking-sanity.
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:33:00 GMT

17. text message

text message7 yearssummed up intiny words withsuch big meaningi never knewor suspectedor dreamedthat youwould eversaywhatyousaidorthat i would respondwith such delirious joywho knewwho knew
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:35:00 GMT

13. crocodile tears

crocodile tearsbelievable while they falllikediamonds downyour faceand it is onlywhen they hitthe groundand shatterthat i realize somethingsocoldbloodedcould only weepice
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 17:19:00 GMT

11. The Rules

How to Treat Your Bartender1. Tip on every drink. Barring that, such as on nights when there are specials such as dollar draft beers, one dollar per two beers is acceptable. If you do not tip, do not ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:20:00 GMT

10. rainbow connection

Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:30:00 GMT