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About Me

After a bar fight at the local bar over the rights of incest within first or second sisters I was thrust out of a dirty old man and rolled under the beer cooler where I spent my time rolling around in slime and sucking on rusty beer drippings i grew over time to become the chick magnet you see before you today. The automate sex machine, The superior being of goodness and light! Here to conquer all evil and to save old ladies in trees and to help kittens across the street! Eye Bawl promo

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My Interests

Learning to ice skate, sitar classes, tuning the lights off and on so I think I'm blinking.

I'd like to meet:

The fiends who reek havoc on the innocent and hurt feelings where ever they go! So that I may send them back to the pit of hell which may be there mothers whom.And a blonde or two wouldn't be bad:))

Music:

Is the best.... Not Best from the Beatles he's an asshole!

Movies:

Anything in 3D.

Television:

Mine is a sony.

Books:

Pop up.

Heroes:

Oh so many but mostly myself!