Qualities: "Butch, beautiful, brilliant, Captain America meets Albert Schweitzer, spends all day dashing into the fray while making world safe for democracy, at night playing Bach cantatas while curing cancer..." And a good name: "A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man...but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel- don.' Doesn't work." Once again, never saw this in any webspace of mine before. Nah-uhn.