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Kelsey's

It's Amazing how much of my life has been determined by a 1/4 inch peice of plastic

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)If I could find a real live place like Tiffany's well then I'd settle down, buy some furniture and give the cat a name."Breath in and forget about dying like in the movies, ok? Don't stare at the sky, just look into my eyes as this haunting breaks those melting pictures, under glass that falls apart, so close, yet I am so far away this time... like that last kiss on the ferris wheel, with glitter and gold and a smile on our dead faces! So well preserved, the two of us, yea... are you ready for your close up now? The ugly do not lie... cuz we have the scars to prove it!In this perfect love story, your waking up, we never loose and never bleed, Tonight, we live and dance one last time..."
I LOVE Starbucks!Great flippin day... yeah like 4 of them were mine!if you know anyone who can do that to me cantact me ASAP!
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Te gusta reggae, y te gusta punk rock. Oh and what's that other thing you like...oh yeah-sex. You're hornier than Ron Jeremy. Uuh, and that's the lovin' sound.

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This is my puppy Ruca!On the East side, That's where I met my Ramona, "I wanna go to a party," That's what she said, "Lonely, that's what i've been, Here's my telephone number call me" And to a party, a house party, Whole loop a people just rally 'round me And love, she send a message of love She said, "I love up the way you move, I love the way you rap" bo bo Ramona please step back Now she's my Ruca, I'm barely waiting for my Heina. She moved from Long Beach down to L.A. Right now she's selling oranges by the freeway. I wanna know, Ramona am I the only one, tell me? And she said, "You're not the only one, but you're the best, Bradley" bo bo And now I'm waiting for my Ruca And I barely pulled up with my Heina I know tonight I'll be behind her Don't fuck around with my Heina
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My Interests

Long walks on the beach, scrapbooking, watching my hermit crabs, sushi(badly placed I know), listening to my music, playing my guitar, downloading my music, and just in case you think I couldn't be any less interesting I also enjoy talking to the guy who sells my family the meat I dont care to eat (wow that rhymes, I am seriously excited about this) and laying in my bed staring at absolutely nothing. I'm a little guinea pig short and stout, here is myhand and here is my other one. When I get to drinkin hear my shout, I'll get drunk and I'll pass out!!! I Love to do Street Team Work If You're in a Bend and You need any help let me know!

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People because you can never meet to many people. IM Me: Foreverme8888You make fun yet I'm the one Attempting to do some good Or do you really want a neighborhood Where people piss on your stoop every night? Bohemia, Bohemia's A fantasy in your head This is Calcutta Bohemia is dead Dearly beloved we gather here to say our goodbyes Here she lies No one knew her worth The late great daughter of mother earth On these nights when we celebrate the birth In that little town of Bethlehem We raise our glass- you bet your ass to- La vie Boheme La vie Boheme La vie Boheme La vie Boheme La vie Boheme To days of inspiration Playing hookie, making something out of nothing The need to express To communicate, To going against the grain, Going insane Going mad To loving tension, no pension To more than one dimension, To starving for attention, Hating convention, hating pretension Not to mention of course, Hating dear old mom and dad To riding your bike, Midday past the three- piece suits To fruits to no absolutes To Absolut- to choice To the Village Voice To any passing fad To being an us-for once-, instead of a them - La vie Boheme La vie Boheme To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion Creation, vacation Mucho masturbation Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new To Sontag To Sondheim To anything taboo Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage Lenny Bruce Langston Hughes To the stage To Uta To Buddha Pablo Neruda, too Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow To blow off Auntie Em La vie Boheme Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens, Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, Pee Wee Herman German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa Carmina Burana To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC, To no shame - never playing the Fame Game To marijuana To sodomy, It's between God and me To S & M La vie Boheme In honor of the death of Bohemia an impromptu salon will commence immediately following dinner Maureen Johnson, just back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot, Will preform native american tribal chants backwards through her vocoder, While accompanying herself on the electric cello Which she ain't never studied And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on the high holy days And Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred and ROGER will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song That doesn't remind us of "Musetta's Waltz" ANGEL Dumott Schunard will now model the latest fall fashions from Paris While accompanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub And COLLINS will recount his exploits as anarchist Including the tail of his successful reprogramming of the M.I.T. virtual reality equipment To self-destruct, as it broadcasts the words: "Actual reality -- Act Up -- Fight AIDS" Yeah!!! To Dance No Way To Make A Living, Masochism, Pain, Perfection, Muscle Spasm, Chiropractors, Short- Careers, Eating Disorders Film Adventure, Tedium, No Family, Boring Locations, Dark Rooms, Perfect Faces, Egos, Money, Hollywood And Sleaze Music Food Of Love, Emotion, Mathematics, Isolation, Rhythm, Feeling, Power, Harmony, And Heavy Competition Anarchy Revolution, Justice, Screaming For Solutions, Forcing Changes, Risk, And Danger Making Noise And Making Pleas To Faggots, Lezzies, Dykes, Cross Dressers Too To Me To Me To You, And You And You, You And You To People living With, Living With, Living With Not Dying From Disease Let He Among Us Without Sin Be The First To Condemn La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme La Vie Boheme Anyone Out Of The Mainstream La Vie Boheme Is Anyone In The Mainstream? La Vie Boheme Anyone Alive - With A Sex Drive La Vie Boheme Tear Down The Wall Aren't We All The Opposite Of War Isn't Peace... It's Creation Woooooooo! La Vie Boheme Viva La Vie Boheme

Music:

The Cure, The Clash, The Beatles, Bush, Beck, Sex Pistols, 5606, National Product, Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !

Movies:

The Little Mermaid,Sleeping Beauty, The Big Lebowski, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Quest For Camelot, Oceans 11, To Catch a Theif, Charade, Dazed and Confused, Sleepy Hollow, Beautiful Mutants, Dead Poets Society, Pirates Of the Carribean, Dirty Dancing, Dirty Dancing: Havanna Nights, The Butterfly Effect, Rock My World, Sabrina(The original), Roman Holiday, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sleepless In Seatle, An Affair to Remember, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Dogma, The Craft, Pretty Woman, Alice in Wonderland, Psycho, Hercules, Chicago, Romeo and Juliet, Titanic, Cruel intentions, Yellow Submarine, Hard Day's night, Queen of the Damned, Jerry Maguire, Tombstone, Open Range, Toy Story,Resident Evil 2 Old School, The Return of the King,Eddie Izzard's Dress To Kill, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,...(Same deal as the music list) Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in... next to soccer."How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each prayer accepted, and each wish resign'd"

Television:

Don't watch it... Deadwood Oh yeah I love Clone High... Did You See The Pool?!... They Flipped The Bitch!!!

Books:

Dude Where's My Countrty, Fast Food Nation, Mouse Tales, Romeo and Juliet, Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe, Dreamland, This Lullabye, The Catcher in the Rye, White Oleander, To Kill A Mockingbird, any poetry by William Butler Yeats, The Chronicles of Narnia, Johnny Tremain, Enemy Woman, Grapes of Wrath, Pride and Prejedice, Winesburgh,Ohio, Symposium, The Divine Comedy, The Lords and The New Creatures, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...(guess) Oh I see Queen Mab hath been with you She is the ferries midwife And she comes in the shape no bigger than an agot-stone On the fore-finger of an alderman Her Chariot is an empty hazelnut Made by a joiner squirrel or an old grub Time out of mind the ferries coach-makers Her wagon spokes make of long spinners’ legs Her cover of the wings of grasshoppers Her traces of the smallest spiders’ web Her collars of the moonshine’s watr’y beams Her whip of cricket bone lash of film Her waggoner a small gray-coated gnat Not half so big as a round little worm pricked from the lazy finger of a maid And in this state she gallops night by night through lover’s brains And they dream of love O’er courtiers knees and they dream on curtsies straight O’er lawyer’s fingers who straight dream on fees O’er ladies lips who straight on kisses dream Which the angry Mab with blisters plagued Because their breath with sweet meats tainted are Sometimes she drives over a courtier’s nose and he dreams of smelling out a suit Some times she comes with a tithe-pigs tail tickling a parson’s nose as he lies asleep And he dreams of another benefice Sometimes she drives over a soldier’s neck And he dreams of cutting foreign throats Of breaches, ambuscados, Spanish blades, of healths five fathom deep And then anon drums in his ears at which he starts and wakes And thus being frightened swears a prayer or two and then He sleeps again Oh he sleeps again This is the very Mab that plates the mains of horses in the night And bakes the elf-locks into foul sluttish hairs Which once untangled much misfortune bodes This is the very hag that when maidens lie on their backs She presses them and learns them first to bear Making them women of good carriage This is she True I talk of dreams which are the children of an idle brain Begot of nothing but vain fantasy Which is as thin a substance as the air And more inconstant than the wind That woos even now from the frozen bosom of the North And thus being angered puffs away from thence Turning his side to the dew-dropping South I talk of dreams I talk of she

Heroes:

Captain Jack Sparrow and the guy who sells me my meat that I don't care to eat... but only because he inspires me to rhyme, Hunter S. Thompson But what about the food, the shade, the RUM???

My Blog

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I live:  where I have my entire life woohoo so much fun I work:  at a place where there's no clear leader I talk: to a wall sometimes I wish: I could go somewhere  far far away for a...
Posted by Kelsey's on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:11:00 PST

today

Today at 6 15 this morning I lost another grandparent to cancer never before have I felt like such a lonely child and that has probably been the hardest part of this whole ordeal. when grandma died my...
Posted by Kelsey's on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:43:00 PST

for nicolas

Oh, why you look so sad? The tears are in your eyes Come on and come to me now Don't, be ashamed to cry Let me see you through 'Cause I've seen a dark side too When the night falls on you You don't kn...
Posted by Kelsey's on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:38:00 PST

I miss my apartment

I wish I'd never moved back home I just want my own place where I don't have to be involved in this stuff. You want me to quit my job to paint the inside of your house than fine that's what I'll do if...
Posted by Kelsey's on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:18:00 PST

Just for fun...

Are you going to live your life wondering, Standing in the back, looking around? Are you gonna waste your time thinking How you've grown up Or how you missed out? T-T-T-T-Things are never going b...
Posted by Kelsey's on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:30:00 PST

This ones for nat

I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the topShe's got a body like an hourglass that's tickin like a clockIt's a matter of time before we all run out...When I thought he was mine she caugh...
Posted by Kelsey's on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:53:00 PST

I guess it happens everywhere susie q

ok here's something I think people don't get or maybe just have trouble understanding the concept...HIGH SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!!!That thing they handed to you when you graduated is called a diploma and t...
Posted by Kelsey's on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:01:00 PST

At Home Alone

Law and Order marathon woooohooooo!!!!!!!! So I'm bored... Nick says I should start writing again... He also says I should start playing music again... so here I am writing and later when I'm alo...
Posted by Kelsey's on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 05:11:00 PST

Write down every little thing that makes you love me

Horrorscopes I've called them that before and i'm stickin to it. I call them that because that's what they are. Next time Dan-o says "kels wanna hear yours?" I'll say no thank you. They cause nothing ...
Posted by Kelsey's on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:56:00 PST

Drugs or Me?

..>..>..>..>..>Stay with me You're the one I need You make the hardest things seem easy Keep my heart Somewhere drugs don't go Where the sun shines slow Always keep me close If only you could see The ...
Posted by Kelsey's on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:34:00 PST