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YOU'RE CONTROLLING THE WAY I MAKE YOU CRAWL......

About Me


Hi. Welcome to the official Haley Capri myspace page. I've been a professional model and dancer for over 5 years. I love to make people smile, maybe that's why I consider my job such a great one. I've been trained in ballet, jazz, adagio(lifts, think dirty dancing), waltz, tango, swing, hip hop, break, salsa, samba, and am just now learning poi and fire dancing. I have modeled, danced, and acted for the W.P.T., Jim Gibbons, B.V. wines, Broadway producer Warren Trepp, multiple celebrity events, the I.F.C., Warren Miller, and nearly every casino in Reno and Tahoe. My personal philosophy you ask? 'Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.'"
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Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. --
You Are Spider-Man
Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing. What Superhero Are You?

My Interests

drinking mountain dew, Dance, travelling, photography, modeling, theology, cooking, philosophy, logic, painting, drawing, music, linguistics, poetry, shoes, astrology, shopping, and art history

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Music:

the mars volta, at the drive in, lovage, portishead, janice joplin, a perfect circle, queens of the stone age, tool, deftones, tori amos, cardigans, fiona apple, panic! at the disco, johnny cash, ciara, pat benatar, bjork, amy winehouse, toadies, justin timberlake, mos def, atmosphere, aesop rock, the beatles, bob marley, coheed and cambria, the rolling stones (and I have the panties to prove it), the white stripes, aerosmith, led zep, weezer, gorillaz, pink floyd, garbage, my chemical romance, the cure, your mom waisted at karaoke, ray charles, system of a down, frank sinatra, marilyn monroe, patsy cline, nin, otis redding, etta james, the exies, sneakerpimps, the plain white t's...really this is an endless listTake the quiz:
Which Far out 60's-70's band are you?

Pink Floyd
You are PINK FLOYD! This means your deep yet misunderstood...and the hard core drugs don't help either.

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Movies:

300 (one word: manflesh) also: great expectations, sixteen candles, the breakfast club, breakfast on pluto, almost famous, joe dirt, anchorman, empire records, the labyrinth, big fish, pride and prejudice, the cell, sin city, four rooms, the kill bills, moulin rouge, 40 yr old virgin, i heart huckabees, scarface, alice in wonderland, sleeping beauty, snow white; a tale of terror, the dark crystal, zoolander, the wizard of oz, return to oz, almost famous, blue streak, scarface, dazed and confused, mallrats, chasing amy; and any kevin smith for that matter, fight club, anything baz lehrmann, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and of course; your mom and dads homemade porno........

Television:

Does anyone remember Daria?? The Daily Show (I'm in love with John Stewart), and of course The Colbert Report (also in love with Stephen Colbert), The Office, IMF, Family Guy

Books:

Great Expectations, East of Eden, The life and teachings of the masters of the far east, Illusions, The Way Out, The Tallisman, The Hobbit, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, The Hiram Key, Edgar Allan Poe (anything), Principia Discordia, Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, ok any Shakespeare really, The Winter of our Discontent, The Bell Jar

Heroes:

Marilyn Monroe, Maynard James Keenan, Leonardo DaVinci, Salvador Dali, Mother Theresa, Shakespeare, and anyone who gives all of themselves to truth, freedom, love and beauty.

My Blog

The Art of Peace

  The Art of Peace Morihei UeshibaMorihei Ueshiba (1883-1969) was history's greatest martial artist. He was the founder of Aikido, which can be translated as "The Art of Peace." Morihei Ueshiba ...
Posted by -><-Haley Capri-><- on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:20:00 PST

The Ode To Mountain Dew

Theres a big hollow tree down the road here from meWhere you lay down a dollar or twoYou stroll round the bend and you come back againTheres a jug full of good old mountain dewThey call it that mounta...
Posted by -><-Haley Capri-><- on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:44:00 PST

Ladies stop fucking those guys

come on ladies, you know it's true.......Let's wipe out the race of douchebags! "http://www.youtube.com/v/fL-NoQirEb0" ...
Posted by -><-Haley Capri-><- on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 11:56:00 PST

The MySpace Mixdown

I couldn't bear to deprive you all of the mixdown, and yet I get bored so easily, and have to move on........so just in case y'all need a good laugh, this is for you: <embed allowScriptAccess="neve...
Posted by -><-Haley Capri-><- on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:39:00 PST