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J.P.

I keep going...and going....and going....

About Me

Not much to say about me except that I am uber-funny, I am the coolest guy you will ever meet, and I am modest. Also, I can kick Brandi's butt in Mario Kart any day of the week.Also, check out my band's website. www.pleasemakeitstop.com I'm a little biased but I think we rock.
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My Interests

If it sounds like fun, I'll do it. Currently, I am a drummer in a band called Please Make it Stop, I play volleyball and basketball every week, and I really want to get into rock climbing. I'm also an avid fan of sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Well that depends...who the hell are you and why are you asking?

Music:

I like just about anything but my favorites are just about any rock from 1980-present. From Bon Jovi to Disturbed to My Chemical Romance. If it makes me want to bang my head or set things on fire I'll listen to it. Yes, I know I'm black. Shut up.

Movies:

Any movie that makes me laugh. Life itself has too much drama for me to pay to watch someone else's.

Television:

I don't watch much TV but I will make an exception for Scrubs, Two and a Half Men, Nip/Tuck, and the entire NFL season.

Books:

I have ADD. Do magazines count?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: J.P.
Birthday: Jan. 13, 1970
Birthplace: Cleveland, OH
Current Location: Indianapolis, IN
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: black, cherokee, german
The Shoes You Wore Today: Crappy tennis shoes
Your Weakness: Sushi
Your Fears: None I can think of off hand
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Kick it up a notch in my career. Visit family more.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I? haha
Your Best Physical Feature: No idea. You tell me.
Your Bedtime: Midnight-ish
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with my grandfather, greatest man who ever lived.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...with lots of Jack
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla? I'd rather have strawberry.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Don't drink coffee. Don't need it. Trust me.
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Only on days ending in "y"
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: I think my friends would appreciate that
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: Sure, why not?
Do you belive in yourself: Always
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not yet
Do you think you are Attractive: Usually
Are you a Health Freak: Healthy, yes. Freak, no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Very much so.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them.
Do you play an Instrument: Drums, and a little guitar. Very little.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course.
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: An entire box? No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Depends on whose story you believe.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Several times
Ever been called a Tease: Not to my face
Ever been Beaten up: Luckily no.
Ever Shoplifted: Long time ago.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep...when I'm 102...after a party
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Myself
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece or Japan. It's a toss up.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: no clown suits...okay, maybe one.
Number of Drugs I have taken: total drugs or different drugs? I'll say two.
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, it makes me the nutcase I am today.
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Heroes:

Anybody who enjoys their life and doesn't bitch a lot is my hero.

My Blog

Why English is So Hard to Learn

We must polish the Polish furniture.He could lead if he would get the lead out.The farm was used to produce produce.The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.The soldier decided to desert...
Posted by J.P. on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:04:00 PST

Prescription Drug or Metal Band?

Prescription Drug or Metal Band? 1. Norvasc2. Xentrix3. Skelaxin4. Glycolax5. Eidolon6. Acyclovir7. Hirax8. Mythotyn9. Krabathor10. Ilium11. Ketek12. Insomnium13. Armour Thyroid14. Depakote15. Lantus1...
Posted by J.P. on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

10 Things Idiots Do on MySpace

ONEW.A.K.E.U.P.!!!!there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 f...
Posted by J.P. on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST

30 Things You Can Do With A Dollar

courtesy of Maxim Magazine. 1. Use it as a fancy tablecloth in your dollhouse living room.2. Buy .3 gallons of gas.3. Buy REO Speedwagon's The Hits at your local 7-Eleven.4. Buy a newspaper. Make a ha...
Posted by J.P. on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:15:00 PST

How to Write Good

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)4. Employ the vernacular.5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations,...
Posted by J.P. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:49:00 PST

Eight Ways to Kill Someone With an iPod Nano

Eight Ways to Kil Someone With an iPod Nano According to Ex-Marine Brad Collum by Kevin Fleming   1. Break it in half with your hands (very easy to do) and use the glass viewing screen's broken e...
Posted by J.P. on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST

"A Life Without Sesame Street" by Jake Scott

Why hasnt "Sesame Street" grown with us? Why cant there be multiple generations of Sesame Streets? As I get older, does that mean I need Sesame Street any less? Suddenly I find myself forced into a wo...
Posted by J.P. on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:51:00 PST

10 Infrequently Asked Questions

10. When does the next Frenchman go by here? 9. Isn't that the guy from Psychedelic Furs? 8. Who said anything about yachting? 7. What do you know about black lung? 6. Could you please stop looki...
Posted by J.P. on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST

Classified Ad: Free Ninja to Good Home

~FREE NINJA~ Since we are moving out of state, we are forced to find a new home for our beloved ninja If you are looking for home security or dealing out a stealthy revenge... this is a wo...
Posted by J.P. on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:01:00 PST

Top 10 Rules of MySpace

Yes, I stole this from someone who stole this from someone.  It serves a purpose.  1. To the people who have like 25,098 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many fri...
Posted by J.P. on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:23:00 PST