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If you think I'm broken, you're right

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About Me

I am more powerful than all the armies of the world, I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death, I have destroyed more men than all the nation's wars, I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath... That's what I am. It's what I've always been. You see? It's alwys the quiet and ugly ones you have to watch out for. Anyways- what to say? I'm a Bangor university student, and I can play the whole of 'Whiskey in the Jar' by Thin Lizzy. My best friends in uni and my best friends I've grown up with are all alike in the fact that they're all amazing and really cool. Thanks guys! Right, I've gotta stop honking these guys' horns now- they do it to themselves often enough! lol I've got no girlfriend now and that hurts so much. Wish I could stop what happened and make it right again...
How will you DIE?
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You will die from asphyxiation
At age 69
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The quality that most appeals to you: Spiritual Advancement
In a survival situation, you: Fight, but reluctantly
Your hidden talent is: Discrimination
Your gift is: Irresistible attractiveness
In groups, you: Play an organisational role
Your best quality is: Your indomitable will
Your weakness is: Your antisocial nature
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What is your sexual personality
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Age?
Are you kinky?
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Your kinkiness rating - 15%
You will have a homosexual experience (8) - Better not tell you. - (8)
Most money you will pay for sex is $0.23
Number of times you will have sex in your life 368
Your favorite sex act is oral
Your going to have sex tonight TRUE
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.. You scored as Freaks. Wow, you belong in the wonderfully wacky world of the Freaks! People who are born different are still humans too and you know this but that does not stop you from exacting revenge against those who may have made your life a living hell from day one.Oh and marrying midgets is perfectly ok...as long as they are rich.

Freaks


80%

Beastmaster


70%

Death Race 2000


70%

EvilDead


40%

The Rocky Horror Picture Show


15%
What Cult B movie universe do you belong to?
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My Interests

Music, playing guitar, going out with my mates and generally just having a rockin' good time. I like writing, specifically my upcoming novel that you'll never hear of, and I adored my Gemma and lived to be with her.

WARNING
Markwell Jones is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.
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Name: Markwell Jones
Birthday: January 1
Birthplace: Bangor
Current Location: Holyhead
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6' 2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Welsh Labour
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ben Sherman
Your Weakness: Ugly women
Your Fears: Ace Rimmer
Your Perfect Pizza: It's all good
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting laid again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's the toilet
Your Best Physical Feature: My penis (I always know where it is)
Your Bedtime: When I'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: My drunken escapades
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'd prefer to be shot
Single or Group Dates: Two's company, but three is sexier
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton- bring on the mullets!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Nah
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Laaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you Shower Daily: No, I'm meant to smell this good
Have you Been in Love: *grumbles* yes
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: Yep
Do you belive in yourself: I don't even believe in you
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah
Do you think you are Attractive: Nah
Are you a Health Freak: Nah
Do you get along with your Parents: Nah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Alright, then
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yesterday I drank alcohol, matey
In the past month have you Smoked: Nah
In the past month have you been on : Smack? Nah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No *sobs*
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Only when I'm depressed
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Bleh
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yep- I'm a thespian
In the past month have you been Dumped: No one's stuck around long enough to dump me!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not this month...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nah
Ever been Drunk: duh
Ever been called a Tease: Moi?
Ever been Beaten up: Yep- many times
Ever Shoplifted: Nah- not my bag
How do you want to Die: In a jacuzzi full of naked Columbian chicks
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Outrageously happy
What country would you most like to Visit: France- je parle francais!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: It's all good
Favourite Hair Color: Dark- preferrably black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: It's all good n funky
Weight: Debatable
Best Clothing Style: Dark
Number of I have taken: Several
Number of CDs I own: 100+
Number of s: Yes
Number of s: No
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Humping fat chicks

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||| 16%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||| 30%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I'd like to meet:

Hell, I don't mind. Are YOU a groupie/guitarist/metal lover/porn star/communist/all of the above? Then yes, I would like to meet you.
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Superhero Name The Bankruptcy Lawyer
Super Power Ability To Breathe Underwater
Enemy Martha Stewart
Mode Of Transportation Giant Hamster Named Skippy
Weapon Tacos

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Your Taste in Music:


Heavy Metal: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
Classic Rock: Medium Influence
80's Pop: Low Influence
80's Rock: Low Influence
Alternative Rock: Low Influence
Dance: Low Influence
Hair Bands: Low Influence
Progressive Rock: Low Influence
Punk: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?[IMG]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e177/Proteus101 /Screenshot09better.jpg[/IMG]Preston Reed performing Ladies Night

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Music:

True metallurgist stuff (how metal fans should be known):Metallica (my personal favourite),Velvet Revolver,cKy,Korn,Arch Enemy,Rammstein,Misfits,Thin Lizzy,Ac/Dc,Pantera,Dire Straits (don't ask me why, I just do),Iron Maiden,Machine Head (gimme Imperium!),Caliban,Rage against the Machine,Megadeth,Preston Reed (better than Clapton, Dan Ginge!),PrimusFrank ZappaTurbonegroAnd a whole bunch of other bands I can't think of right now ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY (Lemon Demon)

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Big up to Limehouse Lizzy- coming to a theatre near you. Go and see them now. NOW, GODDAMMIT!

Movies:

Tarantino (Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs etc) Rodriguez (Desperado, Once Apon A Time In Mexico etc). Leon- Luc Besson's best film, if ye ask me. Jean-Pierre Jeunet- Director of Amelie and a Very Long Engagement. The Incredibles- cos it is. Oh, and Muppets From Space- Animal rocks!

Television:

Jackass, Creature Comforts, Futurama, Transformers (don't laugh), Dirty Sanchez, Life on Mars, Rome- BEST SERIES EVER!, Family Guy

Books:

Science fiction (Terry Pratchett etc) Dan Abnett (he writes Sinister Dexter and other such comic-esque stuff) Also H.P Lovecraft- he wrote some real scary shit Robert Rankin (author of such interesting titles as: Sprout Mask Replica, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse and Raiders of the Lost Car Park) Hunter S. Thompson- The author of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Raymond Chandler- Noir literature prima donna

Heroes:

James Hetfield, Dave Mustaine, Optimus Prime, Rahiel Ghani, Preston Reed, Dwight McCarthey, Dave Grohl

My Blog

'The Last Empire'

This is part of another novel I'm writing.  I hope to add more to this blog as time goes on, but for now here's the first extract of 'The Last Empire.'     Planetfall is the worst sensa...
Posted by If you think I'm broken, you're right on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

Time to Rock

It's been nearly three years since I was last in a band.    I said 'playing in a band was like having three wives that all wanted their own houses in the country.'  I'd like to let you...
Posted by If you think I'm broken, you're right on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:38:00 PST

Kathos Khronicles- the first extract of a bestselling series (hopefully)

Hey there, boys and girls.  I am currently writing a novel for a publishing competition, in which my stroy could be published and put out on the open market!  Cool, huh? Anyway, here is the ...
Posted by If you think I'm broken, you're right on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:41:00 PST

New life, in place of old life, unscarred by trials

Nearly at the end of my first year in university, and what a rollercoaster ride it has been.  I have made friends, lost friends and found the love of my life.  Who can have a more entertaini...
Posted by If you think I'm broken, you're right on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:00:00 PST

A little questionnaire. Like the Little Book of Calm

1. What time did you get up this morning? 8 in the a.m 2. Diamonds or Pearls? It has to be diamonds- nothing says love better than a shaped lump of super-hardened carbon 3. What was the last film you ...
Posted by If you think I'm broken, you're right on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:57:00 PST

Is this Justice?

What kind of world do we live in?     Is this fair? Where, driving home after dropping off my girlfriend (whom I love and adore) in heavy rain and harsh wind, my father and I were flagged do...
Posted by If you think I'm broken, you're right on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 02:55:00 PST

Eddie P's finest hour

Lo! 'tis a gala night Within the lonesome latter years! An angel throng, bewinged, bedight In veils, and drowned in tears, Sit in a theatre, to see A play of hopes and fears, While the orchestra breat...
Posted by If you think I'm broken, you're right on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:09:00 PST

Elwyn's Party- Oh, what a night

Who remebers Elwyn's 18th on Saturday? Twas a hell of a night, weren't it? Bres in a hippy costume; Murphy as the walking whoopee cushion; Elwyn himself as the cross-dressing Freddie Mercury, complete...
Posted by If you think I'm broken, you're right on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Here to Stay, baby

Welcome back to the thoughts and ideas of the man they call Markwell. Over Christmas, many interesting things have happened- some things good, some not, and others decidedly excellent. Isn't that w...
Posted by If you think I'm broken, you're right on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stokes- the legend of the studmuffin lives on. And on.

Ladies and gentlemen of myspace, may I enertain you with a tale of lost religion, and gained carnal knowledge on the part of my hero. The one we called- Stokes. It appears that our once god-fear...
Posted by If you think I'm broken, you're right on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST