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jaye the writer

And I have miles to go before I sleep...

About Me

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very own MySpace Layouts23, 27, 37, 42, 69, 77, 95, 666, 1313............. Hey! I'm the Devil...but you can call me Skippy! I'm a Theatre Director and sometime writer in Northern California. Born on a farm, live in the theatre, suffer from insomnia. Sitting here awaiting the inevitable Zombie Holocaust. Wanna know more about me, just keep reading! Or you could always ask me 20 Questions... I answer everything honestly. Oh, and I have an honest to god fear of Jell-O. I'm not even supposed to be here today! It's not easy being green. Wondertwin powers activate...form of...a bucket of water! Cake or Death? 4 8 15 16 23 42 I got a rock! Are you on the list? NCCLU Forever!!! Woo Hoo!..

My Interests

SHOWS I HAVE BEEN IN: Diary of Anne Frank, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Guys and Dolls, No Exit, Ten Little Indians, You Can't Take it With You, Bob's Your Auntie, Rumors, Don't Dress For Dinner, Flaming Idiots, Don't Touch That Dial, When Did You Last See Your Trousers, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Birthday Suite, Bell Book and Candle, Yorick and Company, The Boys Next Door, The Lion in Winter, Seussical The Musical SHOWS I HAVE DIRECTED: The Zoo Story, No Exit, Play it Again Sam, The Star Spangled Girl, Out Of Order, A Peanuts Holiday Celebration, Picasso at the Lapin Agile, P.S. Your Cat is Dead, Tribute, Early One Evening At The Rainbow Bar & Grille UPCOMING SHOWS: Barroom Philosophers, Taming of the Shrew, Early One Evening At The Rainbow Bar & Grille, The Full Monty
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Music:

The Beatles, Queen, B.B. King, Willie Nelson, U2, Presidents of the United States of America, Keb'Mo, Joan Osborne, Candye Kane, Flogging Molly, They Might Be Giants, Frank Sinatra, Santana, Janis Joplin, Matthew Sweet, Nine Inch Nails, Cake, Rob Zombie, Marc Broussard, The Offspring, Uncle Kracker, Bowling For Soup, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Barenaked Ladies, Everclear, The Who, Bob Dylan, The Black Eyed Peas, Linda Perry, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Chris Isaak, The Killers, Reverend Run, The Eels, Joss Stone, Spin Doctors, Pink, Aerosmith, Greg Khin, Stephen Lynch, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Billy Joel, Violent Femmes, Julianna Hatfield, The Lemonheads, Green Day, Melissa Etheridge, Sheryl Crow, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Oasis, Ring Starr and His All-Star Band, Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison, The Traveling Willburys, Willy Porter, Hootie and the Blowfish, Daniel Powter, K.T. Tunstel, The Black Crowes, Counting Crows, Smash Mouth, Soul Asylum, Collective Soul, Evanescence, Robbie Williams

Movies:

Casablanca, Clerks, Night of the Living Dead, City of Lost Children, Citizen Kane, The Jerk, Stripes, Big Fish, Elizabethtown, O' Brother Where Art Thou?, The Full Monty, Almost Famous, Return to OZ, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Love Actually, Evil Dead, Tombstone, Dr. Strangelove (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb), Saw, Chasing Amy, The Cutting Edge, Brazil, Tremors, That Thing You Do!, The Princess Bride, Shaun of the Dead, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Four Rooms, Donnie Darko, The Muppets Take Manhatten, Mallrats, Young Frankenstein, The Blair Witch Project, Cube, Psycho, The Birds, Rear Window, Lifeboat, Play it Again Sam, Treaure of the Sierra Madre, Dogma, Jersey Girl, Muppets From Space, Haunted Honeymoon, As Good As It Gets, Anything Else, The Great Mouse Detective, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Back to the Future Trilogy, The Jurassic Park Trilogy, Moulin Rouge, Unbreakable, Signs, The Austin Powers Trilogy, The Muppet Movie, Monster Squad, Jaws, Stand By Me, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, 28 Days Later, High Tension, Audition, Clerks II, The Incredibles, Spaceballs, Finding Nemo, Batman Begins, Awakenings, Dark City, The Postman, Crash, Lady in the Water, Inside Deep Throat, Murderball, Bowling for Columbine, My Date With Drew, Super Size Me, Silent Movie, To Be or Not To Be, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, This Is Spinal Tap, Mystery Men, X-Men Trilogy, Nell, Boogie Nights, Shawshank Redemption, Galaxy Quest, Red Eye, Ed Wood, Chaplin, Shadow of The Vampire, Cat's Meow, Living in Oblivion, Pacific Heights, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Shrek, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Matchmaker, Sin City, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Road to Perdition, Young Guns, Poolhall Junkies, Good Will Hunting, I Shot Andy Warhol, Glory, Memphis Belle, Basquiat, Monster, Yellow Submarine, The Laramie Project, Run Lola Run, Die Hard, Hudson Hawk, Waterworld, Corpse Bride, Scrooged, It's a Wonderful Life, Dead and Breakfast, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, The Rat Pack, Three Amigos, Mr. Saturday Night, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Lion King, Office Space, Dazed and Confused, Falling Down, Kill Bill, Desperado, Once Apon a Time in Mexico, Sleepers, Sneakers, Rocky Balboa, Empire Records, Saved, Pleasentville, Hotel Rwanda, Little Miss Sunshine, Music and Lyrics, 28 Weeks Later, Grindhouse, The Holiday, Stranger than Fiction, Man of the Year

Television:

Lost, Dead like Me, Twin Peaks, The Muppet Show, Carnivale, Heroes, House, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters, Animaniacs, CSI, Tales from the Crypt, Star Trek: The Next Generation, The X-Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Deadwood, Superfriends, Speed Racer, Misfits of Science, The Greatest American Hero, Futurama, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Two and a Half Men, That 70's Show, The Twilight Zone, The Daily Show, The Avengers, Coupling, M*A*S*H, Quantum Leap, VH1's I Love The (fill in the blank), Are You Being Served?, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Third Rock from the Sun, The Surreal Life, Project Greenlight, Inside the Actor's Studio, Celebrity Poker Showdown, Last Comic Standing, News Radio, Scrubs, Celebrity Parnormal Project, Fat Actress, The Tick, Tales from the Darkside, The Ben Stiller Show, Mr. Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Head of the Class, WKRP, The Amazing Race, Saved By The Bell, Seinfeld, Smallville, Sliders, Two Guys and A Girl, American Chopper, Becker, King of Queens, Spin City, Celebrity Mole, Mad About You, Sliders, The Riches, The Munsters, Three's Company, Monk, Bullshit!

Books:

Watership Down, Wicked, Horror Show, Brave New World, Tik-Tok of OZ, Cell, Misery, 1984, The Great Gatsby, Of Mice and Men, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Stranger in a Strange Land, P.S. Your Cat is Dead, Silent Bob Speaks, Spike Mike Slackers and Dykes, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Colorado Kid, The Walrus Was Paul, The Tommyknockers, Feel This Book, What is a Man?, The Zombie Survival Guide, The Kama Sutra, The Undead and Philosophy, Beowulf, The 10th Kingdom, If Chins Could Kill, The DaVinci Code, Holes, If You Don't Buy This Book We'll Shoot This Dog, The Four Agreements, Intensity

Heroes:

JIM HENSON IS MY HERO! However I also greatly admire: Kevin Smith, Ringo Starr, Edward Albee, Alfred Hitchcock, William Shakespeare, Allan Ginsberg, Stephen King, Eddie Izzard, Humprhey Bogart, Steve Martin, Eric Bogosian, B.B. King, George Romero, Willie Nelson, Pablo Picasso, Bob Newhart, Woody Allen, Penn & Teller, George Carlin, Bruce Campbell, William Shatner, Elvis Presley, Buddah, Jean-Paul Sartre, Daniel Peter Cassel

My Blog

WOW! What the hell happened to the last two days?

Somewhere at the bottom of a shotglass lays the previous two days of my life. I am not proud of this fact, but then again when was the last time I could say I was proud of me at all? I slipped plain a...
Posted by Jaye:redux on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

Lodi News article, for those who haven't read it yet.

End of the world is beginning of director's careerBy Lauren NelsonNews-Sentinel Feature Writer Last updated: Friday, May 25, 2007 11:02 PM PDTJaye Lee Vocque has big plans for stage and film. But it d...
Posted by Jaye:redux on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

Pics....if they work!

Last year I had the honor of playing Santa Clause from Stockton's Community Center for the Blind. I had to fill in for my father who usually plays Santa for them. It is a long sad story on why he coul...
Posted by Jaye:redux on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:49:00 PST

With runaway turtles...

Wow! What a strange strange weekend it's been. Let me fill you in a bit. I had the honor of officiting the wedding of my oldest and dearest friend Kimberly Prato (now San Gabriel). She was a beautifu...
Posted by Jaye:redux on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

Lessons from NON-dating!

So as many of you know I am hitting the four month mark now of being singel since my last grilfriend (The Jaguar) dumped me. This is double the time I am usually single for (being that before the rela...
Posted by Jaye:redux on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:22:00 PST

Why I was kicked out of The Guy Club of America...

Okay so I have told people for years that I was kicked out of The Guy Club of America. My roommate calls me a lesbian, former co-workers called me semi-gay, and I have been refered as "one of the girl...
Posted by Jaye:redux on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:15:00 PST

Sorry I need to address something quickly...

I heard something last night that greatly disturbed me. Here I am deep in Hell Week for my new show (which opens this Friday, more on that later) and I get to hear a rumor that one of my actors "stole...
Posted by Jaye:redux on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:01:00 PST

A new poem???

Holy crap! I wrote a new poem? Yep I did. Just something I wanted to get out of my system. See I do write poetry every once in a while still...between working on play rewrites! 2 a.m. Flying down the ...
Posted by Jaye:redux on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

In my head...UPDATE

A couple of days ago I fell off a roof. LONG STORY, don't ask! I landed hard on my right side. My knee and shoulder went out of place. I popped them back in and one cane and 3 vicadin later I was fin...
Posted by Jaye:redux on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST

Just SAY it!!!!

Okay I got a few things to say here. Some of which you may not wish to hear. So if that statement makes you a bit nervous move on to a calmer blog. Move over to a blog that discusses how sweet and won...
Posted by Jaye:redux on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST