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Lis Effin' Fies

Pirate of the Seven Seas

About Me


Loved, adored, cherished...
Dread Pirate of the Seven Seas.
Writer. Director. Producer. Rabble-Rouser.
IMDB me, Wikipedia me.
Best way to learn about me is to visit my daily blog at:
Kid Sis in Hollywood.com
(And yes I finally joined Facebook, so stop hounding me about it. You freakin' procrastinating lemmings...)
But I can tell you I'm known as a Geek Goddess.
I was a cheerleader in high school, yet I own thousand of comics, movies, toys, original comic art. Go to ComicCon every year, have cool comic-making friends, and am the sister of one and have an Eisner-winning character based on me.
Oh, but it's not just comics. Oh no. I love sci-fi and books, too. Seen every Twilight Zone, obsessive about Star Wars, devoured Dune and LOTR and Ender's Game and Snowcrash and Gibson, wrote my graduate thesis on Catwoman, love South Park and Batman: The Animated Series. Also have amazing movie-making friends and musicians. Am told by Hollywood folk my screenplays make Tarantino a pussy.
Good luck finding more of a unicorn than that, fanboys.
Unfortunately, I'm also very shy and functionally retarded with men I like, and geek guys tend to be...socially challenged? So if you don't have the balls to declare you like me and grab me and kiss me, we stand no chance I'm afraid. At the same time, you have to be able to discern it's mutual and the timing's right, or you're getting a restraining order. Life's a cruel, spice-depriving, superhero-lovin', rolling a 2 on a 20-sided dice bitch.
Movies will always be my first love.
Here's the amazing "Conventioneers" , winner of an Independent Spirit Award, and available at Netflix. I'm an associate producer!
Aberrations Vol. IV Written by me, directed by Sharri Hefner!
Oh, and I'm an ENFP, which pretty much says it ALL. Want to know how to annoy me, please me, be my friend, win me? It's all there; thank you Myers-Briggs.
Other famous ENFPers: Carrie Fisher, Alicia Silverstone, Meg Ryan, Cher, Sandra Bullock, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Twain, Steven Spielberg, Tim Burton. If you don't like their adorable zany charm, we ain't getting 'long neither.
Luckily, you'll know right away if we do click...I make fast old friends, and men know right away if I'm the One or not. Which is why I carry a big stick...
I'm also described as an UBER Amazon: Urban Bohemian Entrepreneurial Rogue Amazon. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

“Nothing that I can do will change the structure of the universe. But maybe, by raising my voice I can help the greatest of all causes - goodwill among men and peace on earth.” - Albert Einstein

Ohhhhhh THE COMMUNE is sooooo good!!!!! I've seen it and you haven't, neener neener pumpkin pie eater!

Did it, by Isis...made "Chinatown" blended with "The Wicker Man" and "The Mists of Avalon." Three of my favs, plus an unhealthy, mischievous dose of revenge served cold by the Fies Women and my best friends in the world. Thanks to all...
Love, the Count of Monte Cristo.

Writing, film, comics, theatre, music, live performances, socialism, travel, blogs, dance, S Factor, cancer advocacy, head injury activism, friends, spiritualism, martial arts, FeedbackLA.com , Mom's Cancer , suicide prevention, empowering others by listening, education, conversation, erotica, screenplays, geeks rebels and underdogs, manners, boundaries, kindness, responsible friends, real estate, corporate strategies, marketing, finances, programming, strategy, people with their sh*t together making the world better, brilliance, Emitte lucem et veritatem.

Your Fortune Is
Lis Fies will rule the world.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

The Movie Of Your Life Is
A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches:
Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

I'd like to meet:

People in the LA and NY film industry, film lovers, comic book readers, writers, photographers, pristine coders, S Factor Ladies, the Rebel Alliance, dissidents into subversion on a global scale, the Global Frequency. Conversationalists who challenge me. James Mcavoy. David Lynch. Joss Whedon. David fucking Milch. My soul mate.

My ideal man:
Everything about Mr. Mcavoy screams integrity, brilliance, talent. He's teammates with his wife, speaks of and looks at her adoringly when they're together. Melts into her.

Not so sweet? My sexual fantasy man:
Titus Pullo in Rome. Good lord. Has there ever been a mightier lion in fictionalized history? And the way he turned into a kitten around his wife, or threw Gaia down on that table and had his way with her? Purrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Shut up. You know you'd let him do anything to you, and you'd like it, by Zeus. Even you men. Oh, Pulllllooooooooooo....

Speaking of, if you're a single straight man who likes to play gladiator:

LEIA HOLDING OUT FOR HAN
Auditioning witty attractive kind adoring generous monogamous geeky guys 25-35 to explore the galaxy with by day. All night: talk and snuggle and treat me like a queen. Or throw me against a wall and kiss me when I'm too feisty.


You Have Your PhD in Men
You understand men almost better than anyone.
You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well. Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men?

IF ONLY...
Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart
What You Call Him: Big Daddy

Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings Who's Your Daddy?

Your results:
You are Spider-Man
You are Wonder Woman Spider-Man 95% Wonder Woman 95% Superman 80% Green Lantern 80% Batman 75% Supergirl 70% Catwoman 65% Robin 60% The Flash 60% Hulk 45% Iron Man 45% It's a tie: You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Music:

Love everything but metal, most country and Rush. Will see anyone in a small venue and be the only one in the joint dancing; no alchohol required.

Movies:

Obviously Chinatown and Citizen Kane, but those are always givens. sex, lies and videotape, Terminator 2, Empire Strikes Back, Dangerous Liasons, The Quick and the Dead, Out of Sight, The Chateau, Heathers, Halloween, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Groundhog's Day, Young Frankenstein, History of the World Part I, Superman, Batman Returns, What About Bob?, Notorious, Se7en, African Queen, Casablanca, Unbreakable, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Giua La Testa, Red Shoe Diaries, 9 Songs, The Center of the World, The Matrix, Army of Darkness, Tape, Hard Candy, The Royal Tenenbaums, Pulp Fiction, Pump Up the Volume, Better Off Dead, Cavite, The Silence of the Lambs, Fight Club, Bowfinger, Latter Days, Sooooo many more...see my blog sidebar...
Which Horror Movie Are You?

The Craft
Your whole life, you've felt different. You know you're different, and that is why you break away from the norm and don't give a shit what other people think about you. You're you, you're proud, you're a bit... weird might I say? but you're far more interesting than most people will ever perceive. Keep being yourself, whether people like it or not.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Nip/Tuck, Deadwood, Twin Peaks, X-Files, Buffy, Angel, Project Runway, What Not To Wear, Grey's Anatomy, Samantha Who?, Reaper, Chuck, Pushing Daisies, 30 Rock, Boston Legal, Gossip Girl, Dirty Sexy Money, Rescue me, Damages, Mad Men, The Riches, Supernatural, Ghostwhisperer, Psych, Medium, Shameless, Doctor Who, Heroes, Veronica Mars, How I Met Your Mother, Ugly Betty, Roswell, Eureka, Beauty and the Beast, Three's Company, Batman: The Animated Series, ST:TNG, South Park

Books:

I belong writing my own:
You Belong in Amsterdam
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city). What European City Do You Belong In?

You Are Marcia Brady
Confident yet kind. Popular yet down to earth. You're a total dream girl.
You've got the total package - no wonder everyone's a little jealous of you. What Brady Are You?

Heroes:

Spalding Gray, Christopher Reeve, Kurt Vonnegut, Jung, Margaret Cho, Roseanne, Steinem, Catwoman, Wonder Woman, Xena, Jane Espenson, Maya Deren, Oprah, Mom, all the warrior poet feminists who've come before me and laid the ground work.

Star Wars Horoscope for Cancer
You may whine at times, but you've developed a thick hard shell (like that of a crab).
You are strong willed and persistent - until you get what you want.
You never shy away from a fight, even when things get dangerous.
Mentally sharp, you are starting to master the elements of mind manipulation.

Star wars character you are most like: Luke Skywalker What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

My Blog

Satellite of Alcoholics

Well, the title is self-explanatory. Don't know how or why it's so predominate in my life, but there it is. I don't know how to help you. But I'll try. And I love you. This is where Dr. Drew says to ...
Posted by Lis Effin' Fies on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:05:00 PST

Emperor has no Cloverfield

Great Saturday night date movie. All the enjoyables.Buuuuut...Queasy-cam...if I couldn't stomach Bourne-whatever, then you know my feelings.And my crush on writer-god Drew Goddard is well-established ...
Posted by Lis Effin' Fies on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:37:00 PST

The Jerk

Don't know how I made it so long without seeing this movie. Verrrrry funny. Here's a great part of Bernadette Peters and Steve Martin's characters falling in love. In case my neighbors were wondering ...
Posted by Lis Effin' Fies on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:37:00 PST

Rain

Not a fan of this.
Posted by Lis Effin' Fies on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:27:00 PST

More Press for me/The Commune!

Check out yesterday's Fishbowl! Super cool; me and Alec Baldwin! http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/show_business/wga_07_s trike_what_happens_next_73876.asp I've had to buy more server space be...
Posted by Lis Effin' Fies on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:35:00 PST

Tombstone

Realized as I was boarding the plane on Saturday that for the first time in my life, it's okay with me if I die. Only took me 34 years to accomplish my artistic goals, but they're real and they're out...
Posted by Lis Effin' Fies on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:35:00 PST

Campus Circle Magazine interview - The Commune!!!

 Available now at college campuses across the United States...our target audicence, baby!!!! CHAUNTAL LEWIS Here Comes "Lindsay Fully Loaded" 8 | Campus Circle [DECEMBER 5 - DECEMBER 11 '07] &nbs...
Posted by Lis Effin' Fies on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 02:10:00 PST

Dontcha talk anymore...

Such a true cliche that someone who says something over and over again as a belief is the exact opposite of it, i.e. the one worried about being cheated on is the cheater. OR The person...
Posted by Lis Effin' Fies on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:55:00 PST

Yes, met in an elevator

For J.
Posted by Lis Effin' Fies on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:17:00 PST

Wrote two songs for The Commune

Very excited to be a lyrcist. Was aaaaaaamazing to hear Jenn Oberle and Steve Fekete play the songs at the Commune Festivus. We're going to have a blast having Dave and Chauntal record them and maki...
Posted by Lis Effin' Fies on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 12:14:00 PST