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Ian

You can stand me up, at the gates of Hell, But I won't back down

About Me

I'm a once-educated, ruined ex-athlete of a roadie...paying to live in London, and hardly ever there. The perfect flatmate. I like drinking heavily, Johnny Cash, cooking meat, drinking and arguing.

My Interests

You askin'?

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Cash-rest his soul, Carroll Shelby, Fergus Henderson, Barnes Wallace, Evel Knievel, rich relatives, the nurse who smacked my arse when I was born.

Music:

Early Van Halen,Tom Waits, Neil Young, Sonic Youth, Portishead,Mudhoney, Kyuss, Streisand, Pop Music occasionally, Jellyfish, QOTSA, Johnny Cash, Beck, PJ Harvey, Legends Of Motorsport, Dark Star, McLusky, Black Sabbath, John Barry, Rush, AC/DC, Aretha Franklin, Queen, Things that make me angry, That 'Nessun Dorma', Graham Coxon, Lanegan, Slayer, Detektivbyran, Refused, Hater, Mahler, Holst, Soundgarden, Willie Nelson, Laika, Julian Cope, Killing Joke, Sepultura blah blah blah

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Ringu, It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Angelheart, Jacob's Ladder.

Television:

NO

Books:

Rope Burns, Lords Of Chaos, These Demented Lands, Nose To Tail Eating, 1956 Handbook For Boys, The River Cottage Meat Book, Now We Are Six.

Heroes:

Captain Haddock, Diamond Dave Lee Roth, Bugs Bunny, the drunk guy who used to sing in the traffic in my home town, Harry Flashman, Dick Scobee, Tommy Vance. My family.

My Blog

Oh, my sides...

Someone, who is near to me, but not dear to me, has been a bit secretive about their age. I feel SO MUCH BETTER about my silver flashes now. No, really...thank you. HA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA. CUNT."We Lov...
Posted by Ian on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:41:00 PST

Truth

"I tell you what...Everybody born, everybody dies, right?...Everybody born for something, everybody dies for something....Well we're lucky to be here, 'cos we should have died a long fucking time ago....
Posted by Ian on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:06:00 PST

Lyrics of the day, Part II

Thank you, Mr. Cornell. Hello don't you know meI'm the dirt beneath your feetThe most important fool you forgot to seeI've seen how you give itNow I want to receiveI'm sure that you would do the sam...
Posted by Ian on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:59:00 PST

Lyrics of the day

Thank you, Ms. Wainwright."Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole"Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whoreAnd I'm young & I'm strongBut I feel old & tiredOverfiredAnd I've been poked & stokedIt's all smok...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST

Quint

Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss): You were on the Indianapolis?Brody (Roy Scheider): What happened?Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of...
Posted by Ian on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST