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Simon

queenisdead

About Me

If the act of procreation were neither the outcome of a desire nor accompanied by feelings of pleasure, but a matter to be decided on the basis of purely rational considerations, is it likely the human race would still exist? Would each of us not rather have felt so much pity for the coming generation as to prefer to spare it the burden of existence, or at least not wish to take it upon himself to impose that burden upon it in cold blood?

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My Interests

ambiguity, unexpected adventures in the surrealism of everyday life, twin peaks family, melbourne breakfast, the intermingling of style and substance, poetic licence/lying, fucking with people's minds, bundaberg ginger beer, iceland, russia, brazil, portugal, scotland, and now kosovo, researching personality disorders, education reform, generational equity, anarcho-pacifism, general feminism, diy/punk ethos, antisexualism, non-shallow face-to-face conversation, sleep deprivation, fresh and nicely roasted coffee, music being played live, urban geography, surrealist cinema, the sound of accordion and cello, riding bikes down hills at fast speeds, vinyl records (especially ones with special artwork/packaging), the astor, sbs, comix, zines, flamenco, getting the fuck out of here.

I'd like to meet:

I think it's strange how people think being down-to-earth is an admirable characteristic. I'd prefer someone completely unrealistic. Someone with a real imagination. Those people are always more interesting. I'd prefer someone with their head truly in the clouds.

And more people situated in a relatively close proximity to me to make gig going more convenient, yes please!

And pragmatic teenage antisexuals to start an Orwell style junior anti-sex league, but this time we'll get it right.

And more males to speak to me on myspace. Of my last 50 comments (at the time of writing) only four have been from males. Pathetic. I don't think 92% of the people I talk to are female, so what's the deal?

But most of all, I'd like to meet a traveling companion. I really would. Main interests: Russia, Eastern Europe, Scandinavia + Iceland, Portugal/Spain, North Africa, Brazil, Japan, China. Please.

Music:

last week: overall: now:
LET IT BE SAID, I HATE THE MAJORITY OF TODAYS SO-CALLED "INDIE ROCK". I HATE IT NEARLY MORE THAN RADIO-FRIENDLY EMO (mainstreamo, cite me if you want to use it), NEW AGE, PUNK SKA, BACH AND 'ONLY TOLERABLE BECAUSE IT'S NOSTALGIC' FILTH PUT TOGETHER. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON MODULAR RECORDS, THE HORRORS, CRYSTAL CASTLES AND THE KLAXONS.

essentials i really must mention: weezer's pinkerton, scott walker, john zorn (especially naked city), steve albini's everything, stereolab, melt banana, my bloody valentine, the zombies, boris, the smiths, burial, joanna newsom's ys, the field, growing, deerhoof, crass, bikini kill, casiotone for the painfully alone, phillip glass, steve reich, fabulous diamonds, grandaddy, caribou, jens lekman, phil spector girl pop (especially the ronettes), sleater-kinney, optimus prime, volta do mar, camera obscura, the crayon fields, sly hats, nico, you am i, el perro del mar, animal collective, panda bear, paavoharju, islaja, es, kiila, kemialliset ystävät, liars, os mutantes, caetano veloso, lightning bolt, jihad against america, bang! bang! aids, the locust, battles, magma, ennio morricone, kaoru abe, kim jung-mi, blonde redhead, bright eyes, camille, architecture in helsinki, beat happening, flying scribble, ted leo, my disco, la quiete, quebec, majorca, agents of abhorrence, belle epoque, orchid, eleventh he reaches london, circle takes the square, racebannon, suis la lune, apache beat, catcall, kiosk, kukl, bjork, amiina, mum, yann tiersen, shostakovich, debussy, berio, stravinsky, mussorgsky, tchaikovsky, rachmininoff, dvorak, grieg, ravel, luciano cilio, moondog, mono, doom, discharge, colditz glider, sun ra, cleves, tom ze, okkervil river, marissa nadler, ozma, emmylou harris, jesu, xasthur, good clean fun, beirut, om, love like... electrocution, luciano cilio, man is the bastard, crux, scum system kill, royalchord, mike patton, nick cave, os mutantes, slint, m.i.a., venetian snares, most dubstep as well as almost anything on the labels yellow ghost, art school dropout/nervous jerk, fonal, ape must not kill ape, cock rock disco, soul jazz, kranky, music your mind will love you, archive, important, kompakt, cadenza, memo musik, klockworks and liebe detail.. that went a lot longer than expected.

And especially Scott Walker:

Movies:

tetsuo: iron man, sophia coppola, russ meyer (esp. beyond the valley of the dolls), charlton heston sci-fi triliogy, planet of the apes saga, david lynch, charlie kaufman/michel gondry, hayao miyazaki, josé mojica marins, current wave of brazilian cinema (esp. os homem que copiava), serbian black comedy, lukas moodysson, krzysztof kieslowski, mario bava, alfred hitchcock, stanley kubrick, dawn of the dead triliogy, terminator 1 + 2, jean-pierre jeunet's pre-amelie days, lars von trier, the dogme 95 movement (esp. elsker dig for evigt and italiensk for begyndere, matthew barney, woody allen, ingmar bergman, roger corman, paul bartel, most films starring audrey tautou, bollywood (esp, salaam namaste), juan pablo rebella (rip), plus films not included under any of those: ghost world, bonnie and clyde, cindy: the doll is mine, death race 2000, noi albinoi, dolls, romance in manhatten, orfeu negro, hardcore, good bye lenin, blueprint, fröken sverige, akira, caché, lost and delirious, boomerang, 27 missing kisses, flesh (not andy warhol), osama, the castle, l'auberge espagnole, bænken, rock and roll high school, airheads, evil dead, metropolis, milagre segundo salomé, bangkok dangerous, ring trilogy, the grudge ju-on, ricordati di me, clara et moi, jalla! jalla!, ceský sen, su zhou he, de dag dat ik besloot nina te zijn, suzhou he, al qods fee yom akhar, iedereen beroemd, ondskan, kinamand, aligato, shiza, carmen, the station agent, cowboys and angels

Television:

twin peaks: the only tv show that ever really mattered, south park, john safran, extras, shorts on screen, city of men

Books:


Blankets by Craig Thompson is the most beautiful book I've ever read. It's a graphic novel which makes me feel sorta like drinking lady grey and looking out my window does. If anyone wants to borrow it I'd be happy to lend it.
MYKEL BOARD!!, nick hornby, charles bukowski, daniel clowes, fyodor dostoyevsky, ivan turgenev, anton chekhov, leo tolstoy, andrey kurkov, jack kerouac, patrick white, gustave flaubert, oscar wilde, james joyce, f. scott fitzgerald, shakespeare's tragedies, charles burns - black hole, phillip k. dick (especially the man in the high castle), michael moorcock - behold the man, richard matheson - i am legend, robert a heinlein - stranger in a strange land, arthur miller, robert miles biographies, clinton walker - inner city sound, caetano veloso - tropical truth: a story of music & revolution in brazil, legs mcneil and gillian mccain - please kill me, astonish yourself: 101 experiments in the philosophy of everyday life - roger pol-droit, the how to make trouble and influence people series, most books about movies/music/pop culture/education
and i like reading (maga)zines such as: the wire, mess + noise (rip), voiceworks, you, cyclic defrost, nerds gone wild, what we do is secret and the rare decent article in vice.

Heroes:

Not heroes, but people I think are way cool and wish I was more like: Mykel Board, Agent Dale Cooper, Charlton Heston, Ian Mackaye, David Lynch, Calvin Johnson, Eugène Aynsley Goossens, Paulo Freire, John Holt, John Taylor Gatto, Henry Rollins, Kathleen Hanna, Bell Hooks, Cindy Sherman, Caetano Veloso, Tom Ze, Charlie Kaufman, Bjork, Frank Zappa, Seth Putnam, David Pajo, Anton LaVey, The Christian God.

My Blog

2007: A Review

This is my annual wrap up. Any normal person would send a bulletin, or at least just write a normal blog, but no, this is me. Here you have a bunch of lists about lots of junk. And to kick of the proc...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 08:52:00 PST

An email I recieved:

Hello my dearcompliment of the day.my name is Mabel ,i am happy to contact you with all my heart,sorry to hear that a girl like me is searching for love,but i believe and i think that we can make itto...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 06:35:00 PST

Some Top Fives

Top 5 Languages To Learn:5: Finnish 4: French 3: Russian 2: Portuguese 1: Icelandic.   Top 5 Eastern European Countries: 5: Belarus 4: Russia 3: Czech Republic 2: Hungary 1: Serbia   To...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:10:00 PST

Who is looking at my profile at 5:30 in the morning?

I caught you. I saw it just go up. Reveal yourself. Whoever you are, don't you think it's about time you got some sleep?
Posted by Simon on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:33:00 PST