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Buddy n' Tubby

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

Myspace Backgrounds The name is Buddy and Tubby and we're here to say, we like to chill in the grass all day. Eatin lil' bugs and barkin' wit my boy, gettin stinky and dirty, shit who needs toys. Occasionally, we sniff our ass, and if we're feelin sick we just eat some grass, snoozin' and boozin is what we do, then we eat our fill and bark at the neighbor, stu. Yeah, we are cool. we are smooth with tha ladies too. to bad we don't have our kibbles and bits anymore...I am Tubby. The Dog. I am just as cool as buddy although i am a lil bitch and i have been acused of being a psychotic antisocial but i am very cuddly and warm at night. Also, my favorite afternoon snack after a good run with buddy is catshit i find in the backyard. My humans have no idea what my mouth has eaten at the end of the day when i lick them to death on the face. I also love to sing the buddy and tubby song, i always get excited and come in on my part a little early. My humans call me Freddy Kreuger and my favorite band is Nine Inch Nails.
Funny Animal PicsI am Buddy the dog. I am The alpha, and i have a cute lil face that gets me out of trouble sometimes. I can run really fast out the front door when no one is looking and i really enjoy playing the games-get the bug, get the squirrel, and get the flea. I love cat food too. Although, i will eat anything. One time i ate some plastic and some shoe strings. If i were a human I would be a musician. If i were a cat i would chase myself. If i were a bird i would play with myself... I love to hide under my blanket and stand in the front windows barking at trees, leaves, bugs and people. I have a tucked butt run when i am really excited and I cannot stand wearing a halter when i go for a walk with my human. I am very smart and determined to figure out a way to outsmart my human. however, i have been unsuccessful at this point.

My Interests

Buddy: sniffing butts, playing with bugs, singin songs with kimmy, nappin, figuring out a way to get into Eddie Lizard's Cage...Tubby: I, too, would like to get into eddies cage. I am interested in chasing lizards and frogs. I like leaping through tall grass and nose raping my humans with my unusually large tounge. I like to pick at buddy, he is easy to entice. I am also interested in learning the electric slide

I'd like to meet:

Buddy: Peg- The really hot pound hooker from Lady and the Tramp. Snoop Dog - even though he isn't a real dog Anyone with liver treats Anyone with any kind of treatTubby: There is this bird that likes to sneak around when we are snoozin and eat our food. i would like to meet him.I would not like to meet the big dog next door.I would like to meet a nail groomer

Music:

Buddy: I love The Buddy and Tubby Song. I love music, i go where the music isTubby: Buddy and Tubby song all the way man!

Movies:

Buddy:All Dogs Go to Heaven Anything with dogs in itTubby: Menace 2 Society. Milo and Otis

Books:

Buddy: i prefer to chew on plasticTubby: Me too

Heroes:

Buddy: Sebastian The Great - The DogTubby: Buddy - The Dog