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________________________________________________________I am a well taken care of Golden Retriever living in the suburbs. I am told that I am pretty much a lap dog. My only complaint in life is that my owners cut my balls off, very tragic. I still can't get in a car to this day without feeling like I'm going to the Vet. There I was, all warm and cozy in my home, then my caretaker put me in the car. I was all thinking I was going to the park, over to visit friends or something like that. Then the next thing I know, I'm walking a little bow legged. Thanks alot, now all the Rottweilers and Dobermans laugh at me as I walk down the street. Anyways, I live with 5 humans (3 kids and 2 adults), and a little dog named Fozzy that drives the male adult crazy (because he pee's everytime the guy picks him up, ha, he should have been a weener dog because he's a wheeny), pretty good life though. I'm pretty easy to get along with, don't talk back, submissive and all the other feminime qualities these 21st century chicks dig in a man, I think its "metrosexual." Not that I could do anything with a bitch anyways, thanks.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Other dogs, what do you think? Just to sniff their ass and see where they've been, you know, greetings and salutations.
