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Unholy Ministries

Strikingly good, effective, or skillful. Wicked

About Me

I'm a rocker, a dirt head, a stoner, a minister, an artist, a believer in public transportation, and an asshole sometimes.

My Interests

Painting, Sculpture, Tattoo Art, Body Mods, Making Music, Cooking, hand blown glass, and altering my mind, body, and perception.

I'd like to meet:

Someone that can challenge me. I'd like to meet Paris Hilton and piss on her face (fetish or creepy? you decide). Britney Spears with a ballgag. Oh and you're dog, cause I'll probably like it more than you.

Music:

Stoner rock is my main interest. weedeater,kyuss,brant bjork,che,savage aurel hotbed, ween,necromantics,twin earth,drunk horse,bongzilla,unida,acid bath,witch mountain,sleep,meatjack,hog molly,dumpster juice,the vapors,iggy and the stooges,dj shadow,wesley willis,breech loader,capitol years,truth and janey, kita,slint, stuff,barry black,exploited,dead kennedy's,zappa,bottom,cutthroats9,isis,burnout,red giant,desert sessions,gary numan,melvins,fireball ministry,firebird abdulla,sleep, high on fire, speedealer, karma to burn,thulsa doom,throttlerod,Turbo Negro,split lip rayfeild,schwillbillies,bad fathers,breakdance,mr. bungle,loveage,GWAR,tom waits, tiger army,ricky skaggs,clutch,bakerton group,cows,corrado( these guys were freakin great), Supersonic Deathmachine,Cavitation, Indian, Captian Beyond,Hasil Adkins,Wrench, MC Chris you bitches cause My Backpacks' Got Jetts'! Elephantum, Devil To Pay,Atomic 76, Graveslime,Mantis, drive by truckers,tomahawk,pelican,mastadon,big black,TUNDRA TRASH RADIO,stonerrock.com,Mare,Velcro Lewis and his 100 proof band, Ribeye Bros.,Fistula,rwake,DOOM DOOM DE DOOM DOOM and even more DOOM!

Movies:

yep i like watching em. hell even watched two yesterday.Bubba Hotep,Orgazmo,Cum Buttered Cornholes 4(yep they made atleast4),Smokey and the bandit,Deliverence,Superstar-the karen carpenter story(it's done with barbie dolls),Fast times at ridgemont high,Visitor Q,Love liza, Straw Dogs, lots of documentaries

Television:

Public Access,Dead Like Me, 24, News Radio,Family Guy,Sunday night Adult Swim, Jerkbeast,Sickining Conceptions.

Books:

i like the dictionary and porn, oh yeah and medical supply catalogs. The complete reprint of Bazzarre, Lots of magazines, but even more smut. i even actually read playboy too. Pills a Go-Go. Anything about body mods, tattoos, piercings, brandings, culture, plastic surgery, anatomy, body rituals, trade catalogs, rites of passage,modern primative,etc.

Heroes:

Bob Dobbs and Ronnie Dobbs.(and none of you even get it. Sad.)

My Blog

Fuckin Drugs

So if you know me in any shape or form than you should know that I kinda like downers atleast a little. Well this whole dillodud thing is kicking my ass. For the past 2-3 days I've been trying to cut ...
Posted by Unholy Ministries on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tosha Gator aka Monkey

I fuckin hate being in this place. I haven't seen my dog in so fuckin long, I can't take much more of this place or being without my dog. I know she's fine and all, but even Zara says that Tosha seems...
Posted by Unholy Ministries on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stuck in the middle!

Body: So it's been awhile since I've been able to get ahold of a cpu, so here I go again. I'm stuck in the hospital for awhile now, they wanna keep running tests on me and pumping me full of antibio...
Posted by Unholy Ministries on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Back to the Emergency Room

Body: Well I went to the ER last night cause I had some redness and a hard lump in my tummy. After finally getting there and in to see them they kinda freaked about how bad of an infection I got(news ...
Posted by Unholy Ministries on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuckin Appendix

Body: It all started on Sunday. I woke up with this awful pressure in my abdomin area, thought well maybe I gotta pee and I did, but the pain didn't go away. So after about 4hrs of moaning and tossing...
Posted by Unholy Ministries on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love is a Fist!

You figure it out.
Posted by Unholy Ministries on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

another 30sec of fame for pushin needles

Go fuckin buy it now so you can look at my pretty eyes all month. You can even count the days down till you don't have to look at my ugly mug, your choice. Tribalectic 2004 calendar- I'm the cute a...
Posted by Unholy Ministries on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Life's a Bitch and I'm her Pimp

www.mcchris.com been meanin to post this for awhile now. If you don't know him, damn, I feel sorry for ya. Now go check it out.
Posted by Unholy Ministries on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

band website

www.breechloader.com go check it out and have a listen.
Posted by Unholy Ministries on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST