an ode to my hair |
I have long been known for my "sex hair." Since I was 16 anyways. Not necessarily a byproduct of any sort of human relations, moreso a generic term for the rats nest / flyaway prone mess on top of my ...
Posted by delete this profile on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST |
Thugs make me smile |
Of course there are rappers who specialize in funnier stuff. Anything where Eminem is being Slim Shady has some lyrics that make me giggle, but here are a few I've pulled from 2 songs that are getting...
Posted by delete this profile on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 05:13:00 PST |
testicles and quiznads |
Your Love Life Secrets AreLooking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't?It's important to you that your lover is very at...
Posted by delete this profile on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:34:00 PST |
options |
i think the more options one has, the more depressed one becomes. so many paths, so many potential futures with all but one sacrificed. it's very cleansing and almost sobering to really release onesel...
Posted by delete this profile on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 07:28:00 PST |
%*&.@!!! |
i think i have a cavity. but i floss morning and nights! how could this happen!?
Posted by delete this profile on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST |
you Benedict Arnold! |
So I had this weird dream where I was in a class on whether or not animals could understand morals and they were using lemurs as an example. the professor said that lemurs couldn't understand morals b...
Posted by delete this profile on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:11:00 PST |
i want to get to know you in a biblical way |
Abstinence pledges suck -- literally As news spreads that teens who pledge chastity have lots more kinky sex, millions of aging boomers ask: Where was Bush when I was in high school? By Bill Mah...
Posted by delete this profile on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST |
black holes! new dimensions! not porn! |
nerdy, but freakin' sweet. check it out:http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14717643/
Posted by delete this profile on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:45:00 PST |
i've seen your can of tuna |
So it has been hinted that I should pick a preference: Red Sox or Yankees. Now I have suffered the shame of being a Detroit Tigers fan, so clearly how good a team is has no effect on my f...
Posted by delete this profile on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:36:00 PST |
to da moon alice! |
next kid i see with those rollerblade-shoes trying to sneaky skate around the mall is gonna get it. i hate that.
Posted by delete this profile on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST |
