She Wants Love Shatner |
Alas, another fruitful year has come to its end and yet we are all still entertaining the thought that we are at the top of the food chain when it is, indeed, giant electric snow bunnies. Anywho, on a...
Posted by Shadow A. Ainsel on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:08:00 PST |
One Nation... |
Under One God. Are you fucking serious with your goddamn (hehe!) red stated produced bumper sticker on the back of your monster truck hauling 4 four wheelers up to some state land which was until last...
Posted by Shadow A. Ainsel on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:06:00 PST |
Legal Term of Insanity |
Last Thursday night I was on a bus driving to a place that took me to my future home and before the bus finished its trip we happened to pass by an older gent. In the grace of age between 60 and 105 t...
Posted by Shadow A. Ainsel on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:40:00 PST |
Pineapple Juice. |
I love the stuff. I just finished some pineapple chunks in a Dole plastic container and am currently drinking the juice. It was (is) delicious. You know what else I love? The fall. This weather blows ...
Posted by Shadow A. Ainsel on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:44:00 PST |
*******Telescreen Alert********* |
Attention all Party members (proles disregard):Dissent is Disloyalty!Obedience is Required!Thoughts are Obsolete!The major plans for the Party are well under way in this 3rd year of the 2nd 4 year pla...
Posted by Shadow A. Ainsel on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:19:00 PST |
Norm the Gnome is an asshole |
Gnomes exist. And they steal car keys. And Apartment Keys. And things that I find to be valuable and most important. Then they put them back in absolute weird places, such as your sock drawer. Or the ...
Posted by Shadow A. Ainsel on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST |
Last night, I heard the most obscene thing ever... |
No, it wasnt "Josh, put down that goat, its not yours and I dont want to spend another night in county!" During the 1st overtime of the Pistons game, which I was only watching cause Teri's in town and...
Posted by Shadow A. Ainsel on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST |
Word and Sentence ASSociation |
Friday 27th-Sunday 29th : Awesome and lazy. We didnt get out of bed until 4pm on Saturday. And then only went outside twice. We even had breakfast delivered. Egg n cheese on a bagel. Like powered suga...
Posted by Shadow A. Ainsel on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:14:00 PST |
Ol' Man Winter and Me... |
Got into a fight, and all I can say is that sumabitch throws a mean right hook. Seriously. 5 days ago I was walking around Manhattan in a T and a hoodie and was practically sweating (check the pic wit...
Posted by Shadow A. Ainsel on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:13:00 PST |
And the winner for the most repeated phrase on March 18th? |
I dont remember.Several things in random incoherent order since I got to work at 630 again and dont feel like organizing things:I actually ate food this year at White Way's after the bar. And it must ...
Posted by Shadow A. Ainsel on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:28:00 PST |
