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Aquatic Ape

Hunts in the water, carnivorous ape!! Swims like a porpoise, but is simian-shaped!

About Me

random, shy at all the wrong times, some people say i sound like coach mcgurk from home movies, public places are fun if you know how to use them! IM me @ mcspazz666 on aim
Your Inner European is Dutch!
Open minded and tolerant.You're up for just about anything. Who's Your Inner European?

My Interests

awkward conversations, california cheeseburgers, testing people's tempers, many many concerts, arson, dead babies, photography, PBR ME ASAP!!! hanging with friends, random acts of stupid, and thoughtful murder, leaf sledding, horking, insomnia, babymake(thnx to BOBBYdigital), ... oh yeah, and POT!!

I'd like to meet:

MANBEARPIG

Music:

misfits, lamb of god / burn the preist, the boils, buckethead, les claypool, RZA, the weather report, rancid, converge, coalesce, hellchild, last target, the disco biscuits, MMW, outkast, mystical, busta rhymes, the police, not sting,VENOM...HELL YEAH!, DRE DOG,agoraphobic nosebleed, anal cunt, dying fetus, pig destroyer, man-o-war....i'm tired of listing

Movies:

the warriors, evil dead, anything HITCHCOCK, most stanley kubrick work, lock stock and 2 smoking barrels, death race 2000, exactly 1:30 into gigli is the best part i've seen, only the half second clip where the triger fish eats louis's brains.

Television:

simpsons, family guy, sifl & ollie, ADULT SWIM, the tick (all time fav), conan, south park, i'm sure theres more

Books:

fear and loathing on the campaign trail of '72, the tao of pooh, a modest proposal ...only 2 i can think of for some reason

Heroes:

GLENN DANZIG IS MY IDOL!! and this guy .. width="425" height="350" ..