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Miss Nelson is Missing

love like everyones watching!....er....wait i think i fucked up that inspirational quote

About Me

I'm the cult of personality. In my spare time i enjoy underwater basket weaving, waiting for the train, playing dice for my friends' possessions, waiting for my next chance to escape this city to a beach, and being the notorious leader of a chicago street gang. I like pirates and songs sung in Spanish. The theory is that if I listen to enough of these songs then maybe I'll actually be able to speak spanish. At this point I'll settle for spanglish. I'm pretty much a bingo superstar (self proclaimed of course) and you may have seen my picture in Time Out Chicago not too long ago. I also had a snippet of fame in a kind of popular but embarassing to mention local rock bands enhanced cd video. And last but not least when i was in second grade my picture was in the local paper for a story about crossing guards. I was wearing a raincoat crossing the street. So what im trying to say here is that im kind of a big deal.
I'm not very fond of shallow people, and I don't like deep people either. I would prefer some people from the wading pool of life.
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My Interests

Partying, Sleeping, spending money i dont have, makeupping, thrift store shopping, anchors, bubble wrap, getting real mail, cell phones that belong in the smithsonian, tiki paraphenalia, astroturf, making elaborate huge plans that you know you'll never follow through with, sharp notes, sharp tongues, halloween, deconstructing my own clothes, aim acronyms, forming small unnecessary obsessions with tv shows, ipod ..

I'd like to meet:

People who are evil like myself. Freddy Mercury. Lunatics, love machines, the like. Gwen Stefani. A touring evangelist who can cry better black mascara tears than me. Someone to jam up my voicemail box. A friendly vampire. A shaman. A sailor. A mermaid. The CEO of rave hairspray. Makeup junkies. Dancing fools. Tango dancers. Bingo fans. French teacher. Jetsetters. Fashionistas. My doppelganger. Jamba Juice shareholders.

A ninja, riding on a unicorn, on his way to meet a pirate.

Music:

Mates of State, Goldfrapp, Annie, Joanna Newsom, Bloc Party, Edith Piaf, Tegan and Sara, Tv on the Radio, VHS or Beta, Of Montreal, Nico, David Bowie, M.I.A., Junior Senior, Stellastarr*, Rilo Kiley, The Dandy Warhols, Ladytron, Air, Aqualung, BRMC, Iron Maiden, Rinocerose, Duran Duran, Gwen Stefani, The Used, Tears for fears, Willie Nelson,The Black Eyed Peas, The Reverend Horton Heat, No Doubt, Frou Frou, Fischerspooner, Taking Back Sunday, Stevie Wonder, Motley Crue, Poison The Well, Radiohead,Outkast,Queen,Scissor Sisters, Peaches, The Mars Volta, The Faint,Erasure, Postal Service, The Shins, Marvin Gaye, Journey,Brand New, Scooter, My Chemical Romance,The Decemberists, Hanoi Rocks, Foreigner, Van Halen with David Lee Roth, The Killers, notorious BIG, Rufus Wainwright, Le Tigre, Electric 6,Beulah, Prince, Mos def, Talib, Coheed and Cambria, Cursive,Nous Non Plus,Bjork, The Cure, Head Automatica, Saul Williams, Spoon,Black Sheep, Har Mar superstar,Lady Sovereign, Sufjan Stevens, Run DMC, DJ Kool, The Jackson 5, Sean Paul, Daddy Yankee, Beck, The Bravery, Tupac, The Sparks, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins,Spank Rock, RBD!!!, The Knife, The Misfits, Chromeo, Girl Talk, Office,Lionel Richie, Frankie Lymon, Nellie Furtado, Lupe Fiasco and any other rapper that wears glasses, everything.

Movies:

Fight Club, Nightmare Before Xmas, Wedding Singer, Old School, Amelie, The Crow, Purple Rain,The Royal Tenenbaums, Halloween, Pirates of the CB, Eternal Sunshine, American History X, Beverly Hills Cop 1 AND 2, Office Space, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Anchorman, Raising Victor Vargas, Dirty Dancing, Dirty Dancing Havana nights (stop laughing, i have my reasons), Blue Hawaii, V for Vendetta, Ferris Buellers Day off, Rebel without a Cause,Billy Madison, any comic book/superhero movie especially The Punisher and X Men ,Y Tu Mama Tambien, SNAKES ON A PLANE! Moulin Rouge, Blow, Bring it On, Strictly Ballroom, Selena (I KNOW! I could watch it over and over again and cry every single stupid time even though you already know that shes going to die...BECAUSE SHE WAS MURDERED!... Im a sucker for J to the L-O and that is so lame and I dont even care)

Television:

America's Most Wanted due to dramatic reenactments, The Girls next Door, The beginning and end of Pimp my Ride, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, ENTOURAGE, Conan, Lost, How i Met your Mother, Big Love, Heroes, Greek

Also if you like the View we cant be friends.

Books:

The Things they carried, Sock Monkey Goes to Hollywood: A Star is Bathed, Invisible Monsters, Choke,Survivor, basically anything by Chuck Palahniuk hes the dude. The Great Gatsby. The Elephant Vanishes, Breakfast of Champions, Harry Potter

Heroes:

Gwen Stefani, Coco Chanel, Dane Cook, Elvis, David LaChapelle, Dennis Leary, Samuel L. motherfreakin Jackson, Drop Dead Fred. Perez Hilton. Muhammad Ali, wordsmith and facebeater extraordinaire. THE GRINCH.

Carmandy from What Not to Wear.

My Blog

on the subject of daytime tv

Im on vacation. I hate daytime tv. The only redeeming factor is that Common was on Oprah today and I have a huge crush on him. Im just going to continue to sleep until 3 so I miss all the chatter...
Posted by Your favorite friend Mary on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:23:00 PST

2 sweet and lows

Will someone please deliver some coffee to my bed? I really want some. And im still tired. As of today its only 2 months until Im on summer break. Let the debauchery begin.
Posted by Your favorite friend Mary on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 11:31:00 PST

illegal

Someone photoshopped a picture of Dora the Explorer jumping over the border fence. It was ridiculous looking and im still laughing.  
Posted by Your favorite friend Mary on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST

Thats how i roll.....straight through a stop sign beeyatch!!

I am such a hardened criminal. I shop at target until it closes, drink coffee at 24 hour starbucks and roll through stop signs. I knew this life of living on the edge would catch up with me eventually...
Posted by Your favorite friend Mary on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

Matt Goldstein, Hillard Jay Quint

I just saw this story on the news. I have a few things to say.     Phony Romeo Sweet-Talks Women Out Of $1 Million Disbarred Attorney Allegedly Seduced Women He Met Online (CBS) CHICAGO A ...
Posted by Your favorite friend Mary on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

Britney gave up rehab for lent

You know. This is just getting ridiculous. If you know me then you know that I normally love this shit. But come ON! Its too much at once. I think im just in overload. 1. Rehab in bahamas, 2. Shaved h...
Posted by Your favorite friend Mary on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:54:00 PST

February

Bridgit and I dubbed February: Official Lionel Richie Month. Aside from Dental Health month and Black history month. Which i guess he incorporates all of these things because he has pretty nice teeth ...
Posted by Your favorite friend Mary on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:27:00 PST

mary go round

Dude I just saw Rick James on The best of Soul Train. AMAZING. He was wearing one white shoe and one red shoe and the most amazingly amazing red jumpsuit ever. He was singing a song called Mary Go Rou...
Posted by Your favorite friend Mary on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

I dont care who stole the show!!!!

GAH!!!! These commercials are horrid. Well most commercials are, but these are especially bad. The one where the guy is going "Hey are you the cat burglar?? WHO STOLE THE SHOW??" is pissing me off. I ...
Posted by Your favorite friend Mary on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:42:00 PST

is there an award for that?

Yesterday i was running on the treadmill next to the most popular asian guy at depaul. I have never seen someone have so many conversations while running full speed. Cant people just wave? I bet he do...
Posted by Your favorite friend Mary on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:49:00 PST