Tired of backstabbing, shady reffing and outrageous kicks to the ball, this bunch has assembled under the dark of night and learned the ancient martial art of Big Dick Kickball.
They are, The Lazerblade Assassins!!!
Shadows, silence, stealthiness. Kicks and chops.
Shane: Captain Assassin
Nate: Co-Captain Assassin
Stef: Assassin
Dave: Co-Assassin
Lucas: DeathBlowManHammer
Stephanie W: DeathBlowWomanHammer
Brandon: Lightning Assassin
Miguel: Thunder Assassin
Brian: Strike Assassin
Kim: Non-Stephanie Assassin
Rob: Robot Assassin
Allan: FistOfFury [HYPE] Assassin
Stephanie V: KicksOfPain Assassin
Sebastian: Sound Assassin
Christopher: Little Assassin
Ann: Pint Challenge Assassin
Mike: Mechanical Assassin
Colleen: Trombone Assassin
Pam: Mother Assassin
REAL ULTIMATE NINJAS!!! Other Kickballers, fellow Ninja's ...and Mr. Miyagi
The Wu-Tang Clan. And Monofog.
Ninja Scroll, American Ninja, Showdown in Little Tokyo. The video game Shinobi (which should be a movie).
We chopped our television in half.
Reading books keeps your eyes distracted from your enemy.