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i would say i want to meet someone cool to hang out with but i could be getting myself into to trouble...i might end up hanging out with a 45yr old married guy looking for a piece of hot young ass & may be willing to do anything to get it like kidnap me or throw in a basement with midgets and dildo's & that would be bad & creepy so i really don't know if I'll meet up with you but i will be your myspace friend!I DO NOT want to meet people that will kill me or jerks thinking I'll give it up because I'm not a slut and I'm not a Myspace whore tripping off of all this internet back & forth shit (do you really think by e-mailing me shit like "your so hot and sexy", nice cans we should hang out baby, or did you know that DAMMMM Girl U Fine isn't going to get you anywhere unless it's with a really needie chick & guess what i don't need you! try the jailbate profiles i hear young stupid girls give it up pretty easy... I want my respect! thanx bitches!!!

..P.S.~ I'm not a kiddie-hopper,I'm not a cool asian or scene kid who wants everyone to think their broke by shopping at Savers/DI when really they go & buy $100.00 jeans that look like you tried to put your big ass in some girl pants & they ripped because you can't pull it off...then they become Emo because someone got pissed that they didnt follow the scene rules or they eat meat and have a weird fetish with dead fetuses or it could be they are so sad because they suck & no one can see their pretty lil faces under all that dark hair. I'm not straight xxxxxxxedge. and im not hardcore thats fine if you enjoy getting hit in the face instead of listening to the music....you couldn't hear it anyway i'm sure due to being kicked in the head to much that all you hear is monotone suck sound, i think though if i heard that in my head i'd want to jump around with my head up my ass to block out the noises too.

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Music:

yes i lov music! FAV bands- *Blonde Redhead, *Robots In Disguise, * Imogen Heap, Charlotte Church, *Modest Mouse, *The Faint, *Ima Robot, *The Cure, *Enya, *Kelly, *Depeche Mode, *Greenday, *Yonni, *311, *Joy Division, *Yellow Card, *Block Party, *Thursday, *The Blood Brothers, *Thrice, *Michael Jackson, *AC/DC, *Three Days Grace, *Day Two, *Incubus, *Big Timers, *Poison, *The Bled, * Head Automatica, *Hot Hot Heat, *Verve Pipe, *Hifi, *Paper Boy, *Mr. fusion, *Marcy Playground, *Peaches, *Counting Crows, *All American Rejects, *Madonna, *Coheed, *New Order, *Interpol, *The Flaming Lips, *Pink Floyd, *Queen, *Taking Back Suday, *David Bowie, *The Pixies, *Radiohead, *Meredith Brooks, *Deftones, *Nine Inch Nails, *The killers, *Bon Jovi, *Guns & Roses, *Blondie, *Broken Social Scene, *Beck, *Yeah Yeah Yeahs, *Panic At The Disco, *Coldplay, *80's, *new wave, *folk, *indie, pretty much anything i can dance to :)

Movies:

I like movies that make me think and movies that make me smile! Clockwork Orange, The Suicide Club, The Dreamers, Reqrium for a dream, Train spotting, I Heart Hucabbee's, Porn thats right i watch porn & i like it, Quiting,Spun, lil nickey,Interview with the vampire,Alice and the wonderland,lady and the tramp,all the chuckie movies that doll rocks my world geez he is a scary lil shit, Road Trip,Zoolander,Nightmare Before x-mas,The Goonies,SESAME STREET,Edward Scissorhands,Van Wilder,Bad Santa, Grind,American Beauty,Shirk,Finding Nemo,jay & silent bob,Beatlejuice,Blade,Blow,Helter Skelter,Jawbreaker,Crybaby, Dirty Dancing,The Crow,Good Burger,Super Troopers,A x-mas Story,Napolean Dynamite,charlie and the chocolate factory,Donnie Darko,Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind,The Lost Boys,Queen of the damded,Billy Madison,Fight Club, Snatch,hocus pocus & lots of cartoons :)(Those are just a few good ones)

Television:

Lots of Cartoons :) Yea I dont think I'll ever grow out of those.... and divorce court,judge judy, judge alex and all those judge shows...so if anyone takes me to court i'll know my stuff! montel williams cant forget him!THERE WAS A STAR DANCED,AND UNDER THAT WAS I BORN.

Books:

coloring books and I love reading, thats all you need to know.

Heroes:

..My mom is my top hero... she has not only been the best damn single mom around but has also been my best friend. i'm closer to my mom than i have ever been to anyone... i love her with all my heart and i always plan to be there for her as she has for me!JESUS....he is pretty much amazing.i mean i dont know anyone else who would die for me except maybe my mom.
Spencer- i love this boy and we have been through so much together.... He is my Best best friend and i love him with all my heartJoseph is my hero because he poops alot ha jk...that and because he is a lovely boy that i like alot.... :)he is such a sweet guy. We also have made alot of great memories together . He was a awsome boyfriend even though it didnt work out.i was so lucky to have such a great person in my life and ill never forget all the great times we had!
This is my very best friend Amanda Treece....she is my biggest hero.we were soul-mates....i will forever love her so much and miss her alot. she was always there for me and we had some of the best memories i have ever had.when no one else understood,she did.She accepted me for who i was and not for what i seemed to be.She understood why the unimportant things were important and she never took the small things for granted. NOW LEFT BEHIND ARE BROKEN HEARTS, AND LOTS OF MEMORIES TOO, THOUGH I NEVER WANTED JUST MEMORIES, I ONLY WANTED YOU!!! no one will ever be able to take her place. RIP- Sept.6,1985-Sept.13,2002
Tinley...my niece. she is a lil lover face!
This is MICHAEL....one of the cooliest guys i have ever met... true story.. his films are amazing and he is just an all around sweet guy. he is also pretty good looking so thats a plues!yea i kinda have a huge crush on him im not even going to lie. I expect amazing things to become of him ....and of course all his filming talent because he for sure has it. xoxo KRISTEN- MY LOVE OF MY WHOLE LIFE....you lil shit i just love this girl like no one even knows! our friendship is one of a kind! I LOV YA LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE YA BABYYYYY! yea thats right can't touch this what what homeslice....yo G... rusty spoons YES!! :) anyways.......u feel that? i think thats LOVE......
Kristee is the cooliest chick ever what a doll... we havent been friends for to long but i feel really comfortable around her and she has so much life in her... she can also light up a room with her laugh and smile. i'm so glad to have made friends with such a great person!
.. width="425" height="350" .... I LOVE SHOESSSS! and this amazing video..Mallorie what a sweetie-pie! I LOVE HER WITH All MY HEART! oh geez me & this chick go way back & well i just want her to know i enjoy our love & all the great kisses she has given me xoxox. we also tend to enjoy singing a lil micheal jackson during our car rides....good times ha...p.s. The sex is great too unbelieve ill tell ya....ha greg thinks we are gay...oh for crying out loud.but no for real i think we might be.
This is Colt...i love this dude and he is one of the cooliest guys i have ever what a rock star. Amanda and i both use to talk about how much we loved colt and how he was like a big brother we wish we had! colt your the best ill never forget all the great memories...