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Sharky Sharky the King of all Sharks!

codythejones

About Me

My name is Sharky.

I probably won't like you unless you have boobs or a vagina, or both.
I used to fall in love with girls and then give them my all. Well I would just end up getting hurt. I want a girl who will understand that I am who I am. She will like to just stay home and cuddle and maybe tickle each others backs. I am NOT
looking to just have sex or random hook ups with girls, so if that's what you want then leave me alone. I believe in love and when I am in love I tend to care about the person more than I care about myself. I like to go out with my friends on the weekends and drink beer and what not. I also like to just stay home and work on my computer, often times having no sense of what time it is.

My Interests

Sharks
Apple Inc
Girls
Music
Computer
Speaking 1337

I'd like to meet:

A girl that will understand the above paragraph in my "About Me"

Music:

EVERY TIME I DIE
ALABAMA THUNDERPUSSY
CLUTCH

Movies:

Way of the Gun

Television:

The Office
South Park
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Books:


Heroes:

Steve Jobs
Hugh M. Hefner

My Blog

Reasons why Computers are Female!

These are some reasons I found online added to ones I made up, and some of them I changed to make them better. Enjoy!The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensibl...
Posted by Sharky Sharky the King of all Sharks! on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:34:00 PST

What I do when Chad isn’t around....

Ok so as many of you know, Chad is out of town in California for the weekend. Well since he is gone, I really don't have any other friends.....So this is what I do when I miss him and need him around....
Posted by Sharky Sharky the King of all Sharks! on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:40:00 PST

HEY GIRLS! IM ON TO YOU!

I figured girls out! Seriously! I am on to you! This is how I see it!Girls now days go for the shittiest, dirtiest, rudest, and fucking most asshole guy they can find! It's so stupid! It is seriously ...
Posted by Sharky Sharky the King of all Sharks! on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:18:00 PST

5 am Walks + 7.25 miles + cigarettes = One hell of a long time to think about life!

So I have decided to write down my feelings right now since I can't sleep because I slept from 9am to 6pm today......Some of this might make you laugh and some (might) make you cry. I just hope that y...
Posted by Sharky Sharky the King of all Sharks! on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:55:00 PST

Cuddle Buddy Applications!!!

Just post a little bit about yourself and whatever else you feel will help you get this position...
Posted by Sharky Sharky the King of all Sharks! on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:35:00 PST

LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

You know I just can't figure out Love. I am not talking about the word, cause the word is bullshit. I am talking about the emotion that we label "love." It's just so strange the things we...I mean I w...
Posted by Sharky Sharky the King of all Sharks! on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:04:00 PST

My old "Who I'd Like to Meet" Section

Someone who actually likes me for who I am and won't give me shit for what I like to do! Oh and is good looking, likes to have sex, will give me back rubs, will buy me beer at the bar, will sleep next...
Posted by Sharky Sharky the King of all Sharks! on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:16:00 PST

The Greatest Dream I have EVER had! *PICTURES*

So the other night I had the single greatest dream have ever had! YES, EVER! It is so great that I want to document it with pictures for everyone to know. It's just too bad that it was only a dream.....
Posted by Sharky Sharky the King of all Sharks! on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST

XBOX 360!!!

I got my Xbox 360 today! My new best Friend! I waited outside of Best Buy for 17 hours in the cold. But its worth it!
Posted by Sharky Sharky the King of all Sharks! on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:00:00 PST