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jason.

there's no success like failure; and failure's no success at all

About Me

Lightening shot across the Jersey sky, lighting up the redlands, igniting toxic emissions. The sound of thunder rattled the snow-covered hospital lying in wait in Willingboro. A scream from within the obstetrics ward shook the night, causing even the clouds in the dark sky to shutter. Throughout the ages, elaborate legends of HIS origins would circulate with mysticism and uncertainty. A child in New York would swear to his friends that HE was an alien that crash-landed in the swampy outskirts of the Jersey shore. Two professors at UNLV would debate about the scientific possibility of radioactivity tampering with HIS DNA. A web blogger in Brighton, England would type that HE was “born from fire and brimstone.” But those that heard that scream, that cold night in December, 1979, would forever remember that as the night that Jason was brought upon our unsuspecting world. Jason was born from the unholy, and unsanitary union of a Jewish immigrant from the Holy Land and a pale Catholic woman born in the City of Brotherly Love and raised in the suburbs of Pittsburgh. The father, a man known as Stan, came to America in his adolescence, starting out his new life in Empire City itself, New York. He struggled and fought and eventually earned himself a coveted place at the Air Force Academy. He was trained to be a merciless, deadly killer that navigated cargo planes through nature's fury in the name of Freedom. After suffering through tortures that spat on the Geneva Convention, he graduated from flight school and was stationed in a desolate hell hole, a land ruled by savages; McGuire Air Force Base, New Jersey. Georgeann, or, as her cohorts refer to her, Gigi, was raised a hop, skip, and jump away from Pittsburgh. Perhaps it was the lung-choking smoke from the over-abundant steel mills, or maybe it was the family owned tavern that warped her mind. She was an artist and a hippie, two things that fit together so well, two things that don't take you far in life. Her art was grand, but family and financial pressures led her to abandon her lofty ideals and settle for a paycheck in the United States Air Force, only to land in the vast wasteland of the Garden State. It was in these bleak surroundings, under the constant threat of enemy attack and suspicious alertness, the two wandering souls found each other, came together, and eventually paved the path that Jason would use to walk to this world.Like Jason's mother before him, financial burdens dictated a simpler road, a street that led directly to the front halls of UNLV, his local college. Undeclared and lost, he wandered through the halls of the Runnin' Rebels. The blazing sun scorched the gray cement in between classes, reflecting off the buildings' glass and blinding the sweat-drenched students. As the fiery stove of summer gave way to the frigid icebox of winter, our hero wandered the Earth in a haze of obscurity, a burning rage to find a source of release bubbled beneath his skin. Throughout his journey, he had met some great teachers, and some not-so-great teachers. The great ones challenged him, gave him a new sense of possibility, while the others left him with a bitter taste of complacency in his mouth. Through the tutelage of a couple outstanding and enlightened professors, he found himself venturing into film classes. The cinematic art form harked back to memories of Indiana Jones, Terminator, and every other movie he dragged his parents to growing up, it reverberated with the echo of the hundred upon hundreds of video cassettes that lined the wall around his parents' television. Finally, it kissed his button of artistic release that was blinking with the urgency of an oncoming missile. Screenwriting afforded him the escapism he longed for, the expressionism he desperately sought, and the seemingly financial stability (ha, ha, ha) of a constantly growing market he required. He flew through the budding film program, laying out idea after idea in the strict conventions of scripts, letting his imagination run free and his fingers type away. He thought he found the home he'd been searching for. Pleasure was there, possibilities were endless, and the hero inside could come forth and scream at the top of its lungs. He graduated college and skimped and saved all he could to make the move to L.A., home of the Hollywood dream. Hollywood beware, for HE is here, and he shall not rest until all is conquered.
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Music:

blues to metal to country to rock to jazz to new age to trip hop to classical to soul to folk to r&b to blues

Movies:

"Spaceballs" is the single greatest film ever made, and I'm a film school graduate, I should know!
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Television:

Cartoons, cartoons, and more cartoons

Books:

"Brave New World" will change the way you view the world while "The Fountainhead" will change the way you view yourself

Heroes:

My parents becuase they strive to make me better; my sister because she strives to make herself better; Martin Luther King Jr. because he strived to make us all better; and Mel Brooks because sometimes we all just need to laugh

My Blog

a christmas poem

here's a poem i wrote that one at a poetry contest a few years back. still love it.on christmas daya man walks out of the mallpretending to stand straight and tallwith a pile of receipts in his handhe...
Posted by jason. on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 02:43:00 PST

a relentless pace

wow, so it's been almost a week since my lasrt posting. you people must be losing your minds. so, life's been moving forward at a relentless pace, i can barely keep up. the good news is, i'm getting m...
Posted by jason. on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PST

sanity

just a quick post, i'm 'bout to head out the door. been nutso busy. things are comin' though, things are comin'. all you people out there salavating over my next post will have to be content with a li...
Posted by jason. on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:56:00 PST

jury duty

so we all have to do it, and we all want to get out of it, but most of us are stuck with it. yes, today i had the dreadful task of jury duty. i was there at 830 in the damn morning, and was stuck ther...
Posted by jason. on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:44:00 PST

stone walls

what is a writer without readers, other than a man foolishly scrathing marks into stone walls?jason.
Posted by jason. on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:12:00 PST

dinner with the sis

had dinner with my sister tonight. we (as in me, her, her roommate, my friend, and his roommate ) chilled at the roo and talked for like two hours. it was nice, i haven't been able to see much of her ...
Posted by jason. on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

that boy

been busy, my life's all over the fucking place, i feel like someone dropped the egg that is my life and it splattered all over the linoleum. oh well, at least i'm alive and have borders coffee. (if y...
Posted by jason. on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST

the last kiss

saw the last kiss tonight, loved it. zach braff rocks, the movie really makes you think about life and love and getting older. i know most of you are young bucks out there, but for those of us dacayin...
Posted by jason. on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:50:00 PST

hero

too tired to write the rant that's been on my mind, maybe you'll get an earful tomorrow. instead, you'll have to settle for a poem from the vault. i hope you like it. goodnight.heroout of the ashesa h...
Posted by jason. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:14:00 PST

pressures

ever feel like the pressures of the world are weighing down on your shoulders? the pressures of work - to work harder, faster, and do more for less. the pressures of family - to fulfill their expectat...
Posted by jason. on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:24:00 PST