When people start complaining and whining, I like to start bragging.
THESE ARE THE BEST!
MY FAVORITE QUOTES:
-"Chelsey! A brazear?? When did you get boobs?"
-I'm a D motha fucka! - ME to CHELSEY
-"Everyone be cautious, there is a thin coat of dust on the stage and it is more slippery than greased cat shit on a teflon doorknob." - RON SCOTT FRYE (Ren-faire Director)
-"Last year I planted bird seed to see what would happen."
-"What did happen???"
-"Ooh nothing. But it was a rich horticulteral experience." - MARLENE to SYDNEY
-"I'm going to send John Thomas to Princeton" - JAZMYN talking about a doll.
-"I sometimes wonder what I would have been like straight. then i stop myself and go. ugh, that would be lame.
then i wonder what i would have been like as a woman. THAT. not lame." - STAN
- "I was like 'is there a bee in my car?' it was my vibrator in the back seat bouncing around and it somehow turned itself on..." - LORI B
- "im actully sitting in class right now, and you just called me. it was dead silent. dead. silent. and my faggy gwen stefani ring tone went off. i hate you." - STAN
- "i actully considr myelf as a modern day Marie Antoinette. i dont wear the same thing twice, and im going to be killed by the citizens of france. we need to stop shopping. really. we do. the peasants should revolt any time now." - STAN
-" just working my ass off to make sure i finish not only first, but best." - STAN
- "One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like 'hey, there's an asshole' " - ME
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK
SALUTE YOUR SHORTS!
CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL!
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE!
How my bio appears in my shows...Aleks has done nothing but live and breathe theatre since his first day of freshman year. "Whodunnit and To Whom?" marks Aleks's 15th production and adds to his 30+ performances. Theatre has been his main passion in life and hopes to pursue a career in film and musical theatre. Past favorite appearances include the Dentist from "Little Shop of Horrors", Romeo in "Romeo, You Idiot!", and Alex from "Makin' It". Aleks aspires to be a film actor as well as a model, professor of medival literature, stunt driver/actor, firefighter, international man of mystery, millionaire and underwater basket weaver. " If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."
Aleks is the best male model of his generation. He is a hero to small children in Yemen. He looks great in a kimono. His favorite drink is Laughing Clown Malt Liquor and the Western Cowboy Breakfast. One of the craziest things he's done was eat a condom of cocaine for cheap laughs on an MTV game show.
Before Aleks was famous, he used to drive a golf cart and sell satchels of oranges by the freeway. His most recent arrest was for throwing dead squids in public places. The low point in his career was when he used to dance erotically for asian businessmen in late night karaoke bars.
ALeks got his big break when he was dared to try out for a high school production of STARLIGHT EXPRESS in which he earned the role of NEON. He went on to play roles such as Tommy Keeler in the revival of ANNIE GET YOUR GUN and the Dentist in LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. ALeks says the best way to endear yourself with coworkers is to give puppies as gifts.
ALeks's most recent and upcoming role is the part of Jack Sheflpf in the remake of TITANIC. It has already been released in middle eastern, Asian and European countries where it has grossed $9 trillion. Aleks doesnt stand up for false morals and he literally loves everyone. Most recently on stage in such shows as:
-Festival of One Acts '07 (director)
-The Curious Savage
-Night of Broadway '07
-Whodunit and To Whom?
-Original Short Plays
-LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
-Festival of One Acts '06
-Night of Broadway '06
-A Midsummer Nights Dream
-Romeo, You Idiot
-Scenefest 2005
-Festival of One Acts 2005
-Night of Broadway 2005
-the Musical Comedy Murders of 1940 (stage manager)
-Annie Get Your Gun (Revival)
-Scenefest 2004
-Makin' It
Favorite Disney movie of all time is MARY POPPINS and he DOES NOT like clowns or Oopma Loompas.
More Likes and Dislikes...
Likes
-Theatre
-I REALLY LIKE BAGS
and I REALLY LIKE JACKETS!
-Music of all kinds
-Cookie Crisp
-the Gym
-Firefighting
-Family Guy
-Foreign Countries
-the Simpsons!
-SCooby-Doo
-Good Movies
-Alfred Hitchcock
-Pan-asian cuisine/Mexican/Chinese/French/Japanese/Mongolian/Hawaiian/T
aiwanese..pretty much everything:)
-DISNEYLAND fgdfkljgl oh God DISNEYLAND
Dislikes
-Please don't ever touch my ears or my throat
-Tickling...I have a license to kill you
-War
-Morning, evening and late night news
-the word "Caucasian"
-Clowns..eek
-the play "Our Town"
-Blackout dates :(
-Stupid customers
i have memorized this and do it every time it rains.
Gene Kelly - Singing in the Rain
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