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Adam

Thank you for that orgasm last night

About Me

Asshole.

My Interests

Time travel, sarcasm, racism, crime dramas, death-rays, illness, terrible foreign candies, pizza, lasers, parties, pizza parties, laser parties, pizza laser parties, true love, fake love, self love, other love, alchemy, duress, manipulation, cleanliness, purpling, touching carpets with elbows, naps, making faces, chewing on nothing, facing my fears, littering with nonchalance, weeping, evaporation, singing, knock knock jokes, Hercule Pierot mysteries, my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

I'd like to meet:

Someone with all (most) of their fingers. Lyrical people who live by the sea. Grey and aging magistrates of commonwealths. People with verbs for middle names.

Music:

David Bowie, Astral Project, Miles Davis, Aphex Twin, The Ramones, The Kinks, Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, Sun Ra, Dr. Demento, Wagner, Echo and the Bunnymen, Tenacious D, XTC, Devo, Electric Light Orchestra, Firewater, Velvet Underground, Iggy Pop, Beethoven, The Doors, Led Zeplin, Freeze Pop, Weezer, Simon and Garfunkle, Dan Knox, Dead Kennedys, Those Transatlantics, The Clash, Jon Brion, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Ever Thus the Deadbeats, The Misfits, The Red Elvises, The Rolling Stones, Tom Waits, Prizzy Prizzy Please, The Mathematicians

Movies:

I Heart Huckabees, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Bottlerocket, Brazil, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Forbidden Zone, The Ruling Class, Whitnail and I, Time Bandits, V for Vendetta, Fire Walk With Me, The Contender, Wet Hot American Summer, The Two Towers, Hudson Hawk, Proof, Ghostbusters

Television:

Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Vacant Lot, Exit 57, The State, Ali G, Twin Peaks, Lost, Sports Night, Studio 60, oh, and Law and Motherfuckin' Order

Books:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Brief History of Time, Diary of a Seducer, Notes From the Underground, Twilight of the Idols, Watership Down, Crime and Punishment, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Animal Farm, The Powers That Be, Ulysses, Go Dog Go, The Pillowmen, Black Monk Time, The Dark Tower series

Heroes:

Donald Trump/Houdini

My Blog

No Toilet Flat Tire

It is really strange how odd my life keeps cycling back to this point- namely the point where I can't take a shit in my house but can't drive anywhere else because my tire has gone flat.  About f...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:08:00 PST

Time Control

I've had a running debate with some of my friends whether the ability to control time is superior to super strength (On the level of the Hulk or Superman).  Typically, I support the superiority o...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST

I am lost for words

http://www.muslimphilosophy.com/hazm/dove/ringdove.htmlRead this.
Posted by Adam on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

Apparently I have an opinion about gun control

(Off the cuff response to an ethics question) In conflict with my typically liberal attitudes (especially in contrast with the currently polarized political atmosphere), I am a firm supporter of the s...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

Affirmation.

How am I not myself?How am I not myself?Really, coaxing the meaning out of words like sour out of a lemon.How am I not myself?The arbitrary decision engine of non-existent agent causation is filling m...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST

Conversation.

C R U W i z a d (1:57:39 AM): can't wait to see this in personzootsuithepcat (1:58:00 AM): I think he told me my fortune once.C R U W i z a d (1:58:39 AM): the dwaggyn?zootsuithepcat (1:58:59 AM): Yea...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:18:00 PST

Show, Party: Awesome!

So, the comedy troupe had an awesome show on Saturday.  Good material, good performance, strong showing from the new kids that we cast.  I've been riding the high from yesterday evening all ...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST

Conversation.

calculoid (11:24:55 PM): mathscalculoid (11:24:56 PM): hehcalculoid (11:25:05 PM): i put a quote from that ep in my profilecalculoid (11:25:07 PM): loving it as i do.zootsuithepcat (11:25:18 PM): Whic...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:37:00 PST

A new home

I am currently settling into a new house which is slowly coming to feel more like home than an empty box to sleep and keep my stuff in. I bought a handsome table the other day with supreme thrift; dar...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:22:00 PST

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Doom is arrived.
Posted by Adam on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST