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Chance

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About Me


My wit and sense of humor will outlast a Lamborghini Murcielago, perfect 10 body, Hermes Birkin, fame, Rolex platinum Presidential, 9000sq ft SoHo triplex loft, 120 ft sailing yacht, six pack abs, if you're smart you get my point ;)
A productive life recipe is made of knowing who you are, knowing who the idiots and jerks are, knowing who you vibe with, knowing your skills, and with lotsa luck, good karma, making the best decisions even with a little risk to wash it all down.
It's so easy when you have a sharp open mind.
One life to live, live it right, live it to the fullest. I know that sounds cliche, but this is 'MY' space not 'your space'.
I strive to be the BIG FISH in the BIG POND, not the big fish in the small pond in bumblesuck-nowhere, USA.
Mediocrity, like it's ugly sister stupidity, and it's mentally challenged brother ignorance is such a turn-off.
I just saved some of you $10,000 in psychotherapy. I accept CASH. Thanks!
FULL-TIME PHOTOGRAPHER: We're all given a divine talent; photography is my groove. I'll be shooting til the day I die, hopefully like Helmut Newton.
FYI I've been called philosopher, prankster, cook, technically inclined, optimist, exciting, nice guy but would hurt a fly, loyal, spontaneous, bodyguard, humorist, determined, viel speil! (that's German for lotsa fun!), the real deal...
I don't quote quotes, I make quotable quotes.
Normally I don't like surprises, but I have the guts to take on whatever curves life throws.
I talk the talk, and walk the walk...even if it's on the wildside!
You Are a Mermaid
You are a total visionary, and people tend to think you're more aloof than you actually are.
While your thoughts is often in the heavens, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need.
Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational.
You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else.
Whatever you set your mind on your heart and determination ensures success. What Mythological Creature Are You?

My Interests

PHOTOGRAPHY
custom fabrication, Chagal, water purification desalination, JELLO-Shots, Angel Falls, claymation, puppets, billiards or pool, hockey, kevlar, carbon fiber, titanium, cycling, Formula One, water polo, golf, big family BBQ, solar power, karma, fishing, wildlife preservation, volleyball, carpe dieum, funny booby traps, pop-sociology, crucifixes, design, human nature, friendly animals especially dogs, helicopters, self-defense, amphibious planes, fate, sail yachts, Darwinism, RVs, monster trucks, pest control, efficient brain usage

I'd like to meet:

I love people who aim for the stars! because even if you miss your target where your 'arrow' lands is most likely better than if targeting mediocre goals. That's how I've lived my life. Being disadvantaged when young I always had to inspire and drive myself to do better than peoples best. I hope this enlightens you.

Winners in the 'Casino of LIFE' despite the odds and the "house advantage" and even dealt with a stinky hand. We all eventually have to cash in.

Also:
Those who don't take things too seriously until it is time to take things seriously when it's seriously time to be serious...Seriously.

Check out some of the coolest people I have met at my job:

www.PatrickMcMullan.com

** I LOVE sick warped dark humor, it's the Rolls Royce of comedy, not everyone gets it.

Music:

Anything that fits the soundtrack of my life even if country is playing at the moment of a memorable experience.| |

Movies:

It's A Wonderful Life, Great Expectations('98), Romeo+Juliet (BazLurhmann)
ForrestGump, Cinderella Man, SvngPvtRyan, StElmosFire, Barfly, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, A History of Violence, LaurelCanyon, $1M Baby, ApocalypseNow, EWS, Showgirls(on mute), BasicInstinct, Wizard ofOZ, LittleNicky, Dickie Roberts Child Star, LostHighway, TrainingDay, Predator, BigTopPeeWee'sBigAdventure, FMJ, Platoon, CityOfGod, StealingHome, MulhollandDr, Heat('95), TaxiDriver, Chinatown, Braveheart, BadBoys2, Goodfellas, RulesOfAttraction, Dracula('92 Coppola), DeathWish, StandByMe, EmpireStrikesBack, CabinFever, LivingInOblivion, StarshipTroopers, Who Is Harry Crumb?, LayerCake, Shrek1+2 (Hollywood is pathetic, churning out million dollar garbage called blockbusters, there are no more Kubricks or FF Coppolas, also screw CGI)

Television:

In Living Color (It's sad they don't have shows like this anymore), 60 Minutes, Taxi, Animal Planet, Dog Whisperer, Discovery Channel, Entourage, Muppet Show, SpongeBob Squarepants, Judge Judy, Celebrities Uncensored, Ren and Stimpy, Benny Hill, MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch, 3 Stooges, CNN (for tips)

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, DSM IV TR, Mastering Adobe Photoshop, Curious George, anything 'Do It Yourself', everything 'The Far Side'

Heroes:

Herb Ritts
Helmut Newton, Richard Avedon, Robert Mapplethorpe, Eisenstadt, Salvador Dali, Earnest Hemingway, Thomas Edison, Galileo, JFK, Martin Luther King Jr, Audrey Hepburn -all R.I.P.
Competent Emergency Room Doctors, Bernard Geotz (aka 1984 NYC Subway Vigilante), Judge Judy (Moron Whisperer), Simon Cowell, Bob Dylan

My Blog

Karma

karmaOne entry found for karma. ..> ..> Main Entry: kar·ma Pronunciation: 'kär-m& also 'k&r-Function: nounEtymology: Sanskrit karma fate, work1 often capitalized : the force generated by a...
Posted by Chance on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST

It's the little things that add up

I'm not in the mood to go out and haven't eaten all day. Just in the mood to stay in and recouperate from injuries last week. It's 2:45 AM on a Friday night/Saturday morning. Watching "DOOM" pretty go...
Posted by Chance on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:03:00 PST

The importance of a daily bowel movement...

The importance of a daily bowel movement is because eventually all the crap will back-up and come out the other way. English Translation:  Some people are so full of shit, the bs comes out of the...
Posted by Chance on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:31:00 PST

What's the difference between a paparazzi and me

Let me educate you:Merriam-Webster Dictionary definition for paparazzi:"Main Entry: pa·pa·raz·zo Pronunciation: "pä-p&-'rät-(")sOFunction: nounInflected Form(s): plural pa·pa·raz·zi /-(")sE/Etymo...
Posted by Chance on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:13:00 PST

2006 MTV VMAs week

What a memorable week! All summer long anticipating the arrival of MTV VMAs week it's finally come to a successful end. Veteran experience helps in pacing myself  for all the pre-parties every ni...
Posted by Chance on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:43:00 PST

Paris Hilton "Stars Are Blind" Single pre-release Party

If this was a birthday party it has got to be the best! When Paris Hilton entered Marquee they played her song like the way they play that song when the US President arrives. It was like watching a mo...
Posted by Chance on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:38:00 PST

Christina Aguilera "Back to Basics" Album Release Party

This was a routine job. Crowded beyond my expectations. They played every song on her album.http://www.patrickmcmullan.com/WebSite/pmc_screens/Eve nt_selects.aspx?page=1&Event_ID=6214...
Posted by Chance on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:58:00 PST

Cassie Album Release Party

It was pretty dramatic when Cassie entered Marquee: the DJ immediately played her beat "Me & U" meanwhile her bodyguards parted the sea of people like Moses....
Posted by Chance on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:20:00 PST

BS

In life, bull shit is guaranteed to show it's ugly head here and there. How you deal with it determines whether you are the hero or the goat. Fortuantely I was endowed with the world's best bull shit ...
Posted by Chance on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:20:00 PST

Guns-N-Roses live accoustic

I went to Plumm last night to relax after a hard week of  Up Fronts events and three consecutive 19 hour work days. I figured I should treat myself especially I got a semi-exclusive non-paparazzi...
Posted by Chance on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:21:00 PST