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brody

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About Me

i thought he was taking a picture, not a video - playa bejuco in costa rica in the middle of a thunder storm Hand Stands

Add to My Profile | More Videos DEAR BANDS/DJS/PROMOTERS: i get enough annoying bulletin messages from bands/djs/promoters that i respect, if i have no idea who you are, i sure as hell am not going to add you. if you have so few fans that your marketing strategy is spamming people on myspace, that's a sign. it's a sign that you suck. if you do choose to be ignorant and send these messages out, please at least give me your personal information and i'll be glad to search out donkey pr0n sites for your enjoyment, as well as forward you on to any spam sender i encounter. enjoy your life as a starving artist.....now that we have that out of the way, know that i didn't write this all at once, i add and subtract when i feel like it. AS OF 12/12/2007: i'm taller than the average normal-sized person....if i value my friends' opinions from 2nd-5th grade, they said i am nice, neat, tall, nice, cool, happy, nice..... i'm a virgo........I like Krispy Kreme doughnuts......a lot ...........no really. A LOT...i say "sick nasty" a lot (that means "i approve"), also "crazy style," and "swim froggy SWIM!"....i also like coldstone creamery.........and i enjoy a good smoothie, or chips and salsa if the mood's right..... and teddy bears......... and puppy dogs......... and pretty flowers.......... but in a totally guy way ------ i have heard big ben strike 12 o'clock noon, i have had a pint of guinness in dublin and toured st james gate's brewery, i have enjoyed a sip of wine in napa, limonchella in italy, ice in iceland, i visted barcelona and ate patatas bravas for every meal, eaten french onion soup every day in paris and seen the birthplace of the illumnati pyramid, i have dipped a krispy kreme donut into a perfectly good frosty, midgets follow me everywhere..... i will spend a year of my life in a light house, preferably on the rocky coast of maine, most definitely with a dog. i will spend more time in mexico because i love the food, the culture, the language, the attitude. i spent time in morelia, mexico in college and have only been back once - that is a shame. i can solve a rubik's cube in under 3 minutes....i have been playing sports forever. i am competitive. VERY competitive. i play ultimate frisbee to stay in shape and since i can't exactly play football/basketball anymore. teach me something new and i will be upset if i can't be the best at it (probably the main reason i hate golf) (and bowling). i am a person who commits to being the best and often over commit myself in many things. i HATE failure and it puts me in a horrible mood. on the average day, i prefer making a meal over going to a restaurant. my food is spicy. come with me to flat top grille and i'll be a happy person. i love pizza - a LOT! i generally eat pizza for dinner at least one night a week - lately that's been at moonshine..... i don't like microwaves......for many years, i was not a huge fan of chocolate. i've slowly started to come back around though... feed me krispy kreme donuts, coldstone creamery ice cream, or just about any other sweets, and i'll be your friend forever. if you haven't figured out by now - i save capitalized letters for emphasis, otherwise, i don't touch the shift key. i like extra polar ice gum. it has a good flavor that lasts a long time. i also like treats - i have a ton of old candy around my place that i just can't bear to throw away, but i'll probably never eat it because it's old and i bought it a long, long time ago and i'm sure i was very excited to eat it, but then i bought something else and never got around to it. i drive with the top down, and the heat on if it's too cold. if you see me walking down the street, you'll also see me stopping to pet just about every dog....i'm not sure why random people send me friend requests. i'm not here to meet anyone, but i use myspace more than my email now, and also because i need a place to spout my ideas...did you really just read all of that? if so, go buy yourself a nice donut from krispy kreme or a tasty ice cream treat and pretend i gave it to you. you deserve to be pampered

My Interests

i'm a city person who loves to snowboard, hike, mountain bike, kayak....those are not exactly ideal interests for a city, but i'll survive - i travel enough to get my fill. i'll take a weekend getaway to a new place, or old, or an extended vacation - it doesn't matter. i've been to italy the last 4 years, and am going back this year.

I'd like to meet:

Bodhi Zaffa, Marisa Miller, William Wallace, some other people ....and midgets. my mind works faster than my mouth or fingers - deal with it. engage in a conversation with me over email and you're bound to get lost trying to understand what i'm saying - i'm not much better in person. if you can deal with that, i can probably "like to meet" you

Music:

bon jovi, belinda carlisle, dj hype, farina, h foundation, andy c, radiohead, camp lo, j5, freaky flow and flipside, terry francis, mazi, doc martin, slam, ricardo villalobos, hawtin, adam beyer, 311, g love, z trip, qbert, dara, morrillo, adam f, dj ali, garth, lazy dog, nofx, plump djs, lee burridge, digable planets, terry lee brown, sigur ros, aphrodite, colette, swayzak, j majik, kaskade, ltj bukem, marky and xrs, t1000, king floyd, mazzy star, spain, pink floyd, makoto and deeizm, snoop, al green, joeski and onionz, jt donaldson, sunny day real estate, otis redding, spearhead, siren six, less than jake, face to face, g'n'f'n'r !!!!! (for life!), dubtribe sound system (we used to dance....all night), telefon tel aviv, derrick carter, pink floyd, lisa shaw, dj trancezilla.........

Movies:

i starred in and produced the now famous "freestyle walkumentary" - if you haven't seen it, you aren't part of my high school speech class and you aren't any of my 10 or so friends who have been blessed by its stunning beauty.....i like movies that other people make too, such as.....Dude Where's My Car?, Ladies Man, Zoolander, Old School, Finding Nemo, Big Lebowski, Point Break, Natural Born Killers, Night at the Roxbury, Elf, Mulholland Drive, The Warriors, Super Troopers, Abre Los Ojos, Fear and Loathing, Pulp Fiction, Braveheart, Dirty Dancing, Anchor Man, Finding Neverland, Layer Cake

Television:

Saved by the Bell, Saved by the Bell True Hollywood Stories, SportsCenter, The Man Show, The David Chappelle Show ...otherwise, turn it off - i hate "reality" and sitcoms.........i still hold out hope that i'll meet and marry winnie cooper...oh - and LC from that laguna beach show. stupid saturday morning marathon on mtv and i can't get off the couch. i guess you could say she had me at "hello". i've started watching 2006's season of 24

Books:

i look forward to the day my name is in the phone book, then i will know that i am somebody....i read newsweek every day on the way to work - that and and cnn.com are how i keep in touch with the world. che's "motorcycle diaries" keeps me interested. i read it at least once a year. bret easton ellis, dan brown, robert ludlum, laura esquivel

Heroes:

dave thomas - the 99 cent value menu was a brilliant idea...... also, this guy:

My Blog

new stuff!

valentine's day has come and gone, which means...........no more new years resolutioners at the gym!!!!can't wait to go back at night and not have to wait for those idiotsso, what's happened since las...
Posted by brody on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:35:00 PST

snow

not sure if you've noticed, but it's snowing outwhich means lots of people waiting in line for the busJB and i were waiting with heather for the bus, and when she finally got on one, the little man an...
Posted by brody on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:43:00 PST

pain

well, i thought it was going to be worse:i was on standby list for my dentist (appt set for mid february), and got a call on monday afternoon "we have 9, 3, and 4 open tomorrow"so i pick the 3then dec...
Posted by brody on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:10:00 PST

I’m really quite a nice person

what with all the warm weather and rain and puddles and stuff, this afternoon presented me with quite the opportunityas i was driving home from the grocery store to pick up pasta sauce for dinner toni...
Posted by brody on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:15:00 PST

hallo

been a while since i've writtenbeastie boys last night.......incrediblethey put on such an amazing show and i just can't see them stopping any time soonthey've really explored their musical side a lot...
Posted by brody on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:04:00 PST

hallo

been a while since i've writtenbeastie boys last night.......incrediblethey put on such an amazing show and i just can't see them stopping any time soonthey've really explored their musical side a lot...
Posted by brody on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:04:00 PST

milk

i love this time of the yearyou know, the time when the milk expiration date is your birthday....2 weeks from todayhad fun at mamby last nightminimal leftovers they should have called it "the bourne u...
Posted by brody on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:20:00 PST

weekend+

was in KC and omaha last weds and thurs and caught 2 twins vs royals games, along with a delish pulled pork sandwich KC bbq stylemy good friend jeff was in town (we went to both high school and colleg...
Posted by brody on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:22:00 PST

ice cream

last 2 nights:monday - cubs game, followed by dairy queen - large cone dipped in butterscotchlast night - walked down to navy pier and got ben and jerry's chocolate peanut butter swirl somethingi'd ha...
Posted by brody on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:13:00 PST

been a while

where i've been since we last talked:kansas cityomahaatlantaknoxvillecosta ricaminneapolisi think that's it?movies i've seen:eyes wide shutsome of van wildermaybe that's it?jb and bailey got to meet u...
Posted by brody on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:59:00 PST