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jill

farm living is the life for me

About Me

shit talking, pool playing, beer drinking, hard core mother fucker/high heel, makeup wearing very silly girl

My Interests

failing math class, guys named chuck, answer me, bbqs, setting things on fire, 80's tv cartoons, other peoples garbage, old school nintendo games, dogs, dogs, dogs, telling people i dont know what my interests are, i have a crap load of smurf figures that i guess i collect, talisman, dorky role-playing games, making bread, blow jobs, car chases, makeup, candleabras, creapy old houses, libarys, ghost stories, sleeping, pumpkin pickin, camping, alaska

I'd like to meet:

teenagers from mars

Music:

misfits, old janes addiction, dammed, poison idea, vaselines, nofx, rocket from the crypt, minor threat, fear, uncle tupelo, pixies, mother fucker 666, 45 grave, stooges, x, cash, propagandhi, screeching weasel, fugazi, operation ivy, and lets not forget the dwarves!!

Movies:

down by law, akira, faust, i married a strange person, texas chain-saw massacre, neverending story, phantom toolbooth, night on earth, willow, the shining, hellraser, event horizon, pink panther, young frankenstein, the warriors, princess bride, dark crystal, rear window, north by northwest, maltese falcon, indiana jones, secret of nimh

Television:

get a life, young ones, simpsons, fishing with john, mr. show, sea lab 2021, dr. katz, home movies, aqua teen hunger force, ren and stimpy, kids in the hall

Books:

clive barker, charles dickens, john steinbeck, goethe, john irving, shirley jackson, jack london, t. coraghessan boyle, robertson davies, tom robbins, sherman alexie, stephen king, ray bradbury, c.l. moor, douglas adams, h.g. wells, roald dahl, john bellairs-----the toy collector, 1984, the mists of avalon, youth in revolt, celestial matters, wurthering heights, gravitys rainbow, the master and margarita, love in a dead language, sometimes a great notion, the mambo kings play songs of love, the blood runs like a river through my dreams, life-size, a case of curiosities, steppenwolf, the invisible man, once on a time, what looks like crazy on an ordinary day, fool on the hill, zod wallop

Heroes:

shirley jackson, john irving, joan jett, edward gorey, jim henson, mel brooks, gene wilder, lily talyor, danzig

My Blog

god i need a computer

yep
Posted by jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blah

i'm getting sick i think, it was really hard to get out of bed this morning--god, the other night i had a dream where i got totaly shit faced drunk and like crashed the bike i was riding and blacked o...
Posted by jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bye bye

well, evenston has been fun this time around---worked here and there, went to school--took some classes, got drunk every night and hung out with the wrong guys--oh maybe it wasnt all that fun--which l...
Posted by jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why dont i have any fuckin comments!?

really, do you people not like me, god even if you didnt you could write about how much you hated my and at least i could feel like someone cared enough about me one way or another to say something--s...
Posted by jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate math

FUCK! i do believe that i will fail my math class, fail it hard core. god! who am i even talking to--its cool writing, but im never by my computer, not to mention i dont even know half of my so call...
Posted by jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my head hurts

i am eating a tuna and pickle sandwich on my break and my head hurts like nobodys bussiness--im having a bond fire tonight and burning unused guitar parts with the man of my dreams--is it 3 yet???
Posted by jill on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST