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"The Sneeze"

I sneezed a sneeze

into the air

It fell to earth

I know not where

But hard and cold

were the looks

of those In

whose vicinity

I snoze.


"It's Tough"

It's tough being a Christian

It's harder than the norm

No longer following the world

You stand to face the swarm

Your former mate, the devil

Who longs to have you back

Will push and prod you all the time

Watch out for his attack.

Thankfully, in Jesus

We have the perfect foil

He will calm the roughest storm

When things come to the boil

He is rooting for us all

To reach the winning line

So keep your eyes upon The Lord

Remain part of His vine.


"The Angel's Plea"

The sun was covered up

that day, as

darkness

filled the sky. Upon the

cross-hung Jesus Christ,

to die for sin and lies.

A hundred million angels

stood,their teeth clinched

tight in pain,Waiting for

their Lord's command, to

rescue Him from shame.

An anxious angel then

stepped forth,...tired of

the wait."What is it that

my Lord has done that

this price must be paid?"

Silence filled the universe,

as God pulled him aside

"You see," God said,

"The answer's clear, just

open up your eyes."God

opened up the future,

and pointed with His hand.

"You see down there, 2,000

years, you see that desperate

man?" "He is a sinner, fails

Me oft, his soul is surly lost."

"The price for sin he surly

owes, but he cannot pay the

cost."The angel's under

standing grew as he looked

down to see, The sins of all

such desperate men were nailed to

Calvary."Someday," God said,

"will be your part,to help that

desperate man." "To watch his life,

to help him live, to help

him with My plan."The angel took his


place in line, the future he could

see. For in the future pointed to,that

desperate man was me."How do you know?"

you ask me now, "How can you be so sure?"

"That the desperate man God pointed

to, was you through future's door?"Well

friend, please let me tell you, it's
not that hard to know. I feel an angel's

presence and my Lord. where ever I go.


Each time I step aside to sin, A voice

cries "CALVARY! " I'm

reminded of the price

Christ paid, And I hear

the angel's plea!


"Never To Fall Again"

I have run

to doctors When

feeling so blue Or off

to get a loan When the

dollars were few I

have called on friends

And relatives so quickly

When emotions ran high

And life got prickly With

men,I've gotten nowhere

Just heartache, grief and pain

I should have known to call

on you There's so much

more to gain But I forgot

to come to the throne Or

look to your Holy Word I'd

forgotten all you promises

And the scripture I had

heard Forgive me, dear

Lord,For not putting

you first Now I really

know That it is for you

I thirst Lead me and guide

me now In all that I do

Let every work I speak Be

directly from you And if I

don't understand Why the

circumstances are Open my

eyes to see again That you

have brought me this far I

put my trust in you Completely,

I give it all I know with you

I'll stand Never again to fall.

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"Meet My Pugs"

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"RECALL NOTICE"

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a willful malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed,"Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality," or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms:

[a] Loss of direction [b] Foul vocal emissions [c] Amnesia of origin [d] Lack of peace and joy [e] Selfish or violent behavior [f] Depression or confusion in the mental component [g] Fearfulness [h] Idolatry [i] Rebellion The ManufacturerWho is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.The toll free number to call for repair in all areas is:P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

[a] Love [b] Joy [c] Peace [d] Patience [e] Kindness [f] Goodness [g] Faithfulness [h] Gentleness [i] Self-controlPlease see the operating manual

HOLY BIBLE:

For further detailson the use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to allrepaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring andassistance from a resident Maintenance Technician,The Holy Ghost. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take uppermanent residence on the premises!

WARNING:

Continuing to operate the human being unit withoutcorrection voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result inthe human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on

JESUS.DANGER:

The human being units not responding to this recallaction will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention.

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"The Resume of Jesus Christ"

Address: Ephesians 1:20

Phone: Romans 10:13Website: The Bible.Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and JesusHello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.Qualifications I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)Occupational Background I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)Skills Work Experiences Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18). I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33). Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)Educational Background I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6). In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3). My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105). I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21). Major Accomplishments I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26). I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15). I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15). I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.References Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidanceIn Summation Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence.(See Hebrews 3:15).

My Interests

"Computer Repairs"

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:..APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 However, be very careful how you use these programs.

Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 .

This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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Home Repairs

Car Repairs

Lawn Mower Repairs

I'd like to meet:

"Our Awesome Lord Jesus Christ!"

"Born Again"A pulling squeezing sensation Something is not feeling right A tormented cry comes to you A harsh and brutal light The quiet peaceful place is gone Then a gasping quivering breath A primal scream begins your life A life that returns to death The first birth is so traumatic A pain filled journey indeed But when the miracle is complete Love meets your every need And from that very moment A life with God begins And years pass by so quickly But the first birth comes with sins And this dangerous world around us Is often burdened with grief But born for us a sinless child And He came to offer relief He was born to die for us A Savior for all men But we must accept His HolinessThen become born again Alive in the spirit of Jesus Christ Heaven waits behind death's door Dying once born twice Eternal life forevermore

Music:

All Music that praises the Lord Jesus Christ.

Hip Hop Christian ...

Television:

7th Heaven

Reba

CSI NY

C. Minds

24

House

Books:

Bible

Home

Repair Books

Pc Books

Myspace Falling Objects

Heroes:

"Jesus Christ"

My Master knows all my wants and needs Hearing my every heartfelt prayer He has a way or reaching out to me That lets me know that He is there.

My Master knows each burden I face In His wonderful caring way He makes my burdens so much lighter When I kneel to Him and pray.

I see my Master in a beautiful sunrise He created all this beauty for our eyes And He wants each of us to understand Everything is just the way He planned.

I walk and talk with my Master every day I trust Him to lead me along the way When I say my prayers I know He is there I have complete faith in His loving care.


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"Baptism"

Baptism is required of all believers in Christ as an act of obedience to Christ, under the authority of His New Testament churches, and as the purest and dearest confession of one’s faith in Jesus Christ.

This was proved first by the personal example of Jesus when he came to John to be baptized in Jordan that “He might fulfill all righteousness.”

He clearly replaces the earlier baptism of repentance practiced by John as preparation for the Messiah (Matthew 3:1-5) as that to be practiced by His followers (John 4:1,2.)

Baptism then is not an “option” for the believer in Christ but it is an “ordinance.”

There are two ordinances which were established by Christ to be observed by His churches.

By “ordinances” we mean that they were ordained by Him for His people until His returned.

Paul admonished the Corinthians to “keep the ordinances which I delivered unto you” (1Corinthians 11:2).These two ordinances are Baptism and the Lord’s Supper.

These ordinances are symbols setting forth divine truth.

They are not sacraments; that is, saving acts, conveying grace.

They do not have power to save or to add to salvation.

Rather, they are external testimony to the “union with Christ” which has already taken place.

"What is Baptism then?"

Christian baptism is the immersion of a believer in water by authority of one of His churches in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Baptism must have the right subject It has already been pointed out that baptism follows salvation.

Since baptism is a picture of the “new birth” experience of becoming “dead to sin and alive unto God,” only the person having the experience can tell the story.

The Ethiopian eunuch asked, “See, here is winter; what doth hinder me to be baptized?” to this, Philip responded,“If thou believest…,thou mayest”(Acts 8:36-37).

This means that the form of baptism experienced without salvation is not baptism. It is so that infant baptism is repudiated. Baptism is true baptism only if the person baptized has already been saved.

The mode of Baptism is one The mode of baptism in the New Testament is immersion, and immersion only. This is the only meaning of the word in the original language.

There is no serious debate among biblical scholars that this is true. The phrases used demand it. They include “with water,” much water,” In Jordan,” “going down into the water,” “buried with Him,” and others.

Baptism tells a story. Use another form and it tells another story. Pouring and sprinkling do not convey the truth as presented in immersion. If a believer desires to be obedient to Christ in baptism, there is just one mode for that obedience.

There is a right meaning for baptism Baptism presents historical truth. The death, burial and resurrection of our Lord are dramatically shown in the burial and resurrection in water.

There is experiential truth in the portrayal of the experience of the believer once dead in sin and now alive through faith in Jesus Christ to walk in “newness of life.” The ordinance also points to prophetic truth, the Christian hope of a bodily resurrection.

Baptism by the right authority The ordinances were clearly given to the churches (Matthew 28; 1 Corinthians 11).Their practice in New Testament purity is the responsibility of true New Testament churches. It is not left to individuals. Only in unusual circumstances does this occur and then only with the approval of the churches.

No ecclesiastic has such authority. It is for the New Testament churches to authorize baptism and say who is worthy to receive it.

Thus, the vote is taken in Acts 10, “Can anyone forbid water that these should be baptized? “ Paul wrote, “One Lord, one faith, one baptism.” We can never accept any other Lord but Jesus.

We can only exercise the faith he imparts. We can only receive the baptism which squares with the revealed word of God.

Thus, there is no ”re-baptism” but, rather, baptism experienced by the believer “once for all.”

“In the name,” Jesus said (Matthew 28:9.) The Son, the approving Father, and the attesting Spirit were all there when the ordinance was begun.

It is “in His name” that the baptized believer goes forth to witness.

"Everything"

Just to be with me, You gave everything To be like me, You came to earth You lived my life among humanity And no one gave You worth You suffered greatly at the hands Of those You came to save And then collecting all our sins You took them to the grave.

Defeating death and Satan’s grip You rose to set me free From all the shackles of this earth And all infirmity So that You could be with me And call me, dearest friend I am Your special chosen one Eternally , Amen.

"God's WILL"

1 Thessalonians 5:16

Lord, thank you for this moment Even if affliction rules the day I thank you for each breath I take You said it would be this way

For You have promised eternal life But only if we walk in Your Will And the Will of God is the Word In Him let our hearts be still

Close your eyes and meet with Him Take one step through each loss Following Him in faith and trust Take one step back to the Cross

For the Will of God is Salvation So leave your old life behind Walking with His Divine direction And the Path of Christ you will find

God's Will is surely a clear call His Word is a lamp to our feet But still we depend upon our faith Seeking Him at His mercy seat

He desires that no one should perish Be submissive surrender your soul Your suffering can be purposeful His Will is the ultimate goal

So rejoice and pray unceasingly Then step blindly around the bend Standing at the foot of the Cross Where His light shines without end.

"THIS IS THE DAY"Today is my wife's birthday. Saturday, April 21, 2007 She is...well, never mind. She's the pretty one on the left in the picture. Let me tell you about my wife. She is the light of my life in this world. She is the reason I hurry home from work each day. She puts a smile on my face. She calms my frazzled nerves. She smiles better than Mona Lisa. She wiggles her nose better than Peter Rabbit. She can wrinkle up her face cuter than our two pugs. She can flash her eyes better than a Fourth of July fireworks display. She is so cute I get joy just being in the same room with her. She laughs at my jokes (most people just moan). She scratches places on my back that I cannot reach, and her touch is ten times better than that wooden back-scratcher we have. She compliments my cooking. She always thanks me when I do something for her. She talks to me and with me...I love that. She loves me...I don't know why, but she does. She loves computers as much...no, more...as I do (she has bunches of websites). She gets up with me at 5:00 am and we have breakfast together before I go to work. If I leave this world before she does, I will stand before our Lord, praising Him with all of my being, but I will always be looking out of the corner of my eye, looking forward to the time when she joins me in forever. Bonnie J. Scoggins, I love you from the depth of my being. Happy birthday, my sweet love. ______________

IN THE SHADOW OF HIS WINGS

I hide myself in the safety

Of the shadow of his wings

And he wraps them round me

I am hidden from everything

He nourishes and he cleanses me

Like no one ever can

He heals my body and my mind

From the scars that were left

by man

He wipes away the tears I shed

As he releases me from pain

He plants my feet upon solid

rock

Where I wont be hurt again

As I nestle in his "feathers"

I feel the love and peace

I never want to leave this place

This place of sweet release

How I love you Jesus my Savior

and my All

How I lived without you

I really can't recall

For you have healed my

memories

Of the things that have long past

And have created special ones

That I treasure and will last

Lord please let me stay

And rest some more

As you change things here

on earth

I am so excited as I watch

Your Kingdom birth

I am hidden here in the safety

Of the shadow of your wings

My Savior and my Lord of Lords

You are the KING OF KINGS

My Blog

My Attorney

After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to the end.The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house.The doors ope...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:16:00 PST

How To Share Jesus Without Fear

Step One: Use Questions That Determine Where God Is Working Do you have any kind of spiritual belief? To you, who is Jesus? Do you believe there is a heaven and a hell? If you died right now, where ...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

Request For Transfer

Spiritual Request for Transfer... Topic: Service, Spiritual Title: Request for Transfer TO: Commander and Chief Spiritual Armed Forces, Jesus Christ Dear Lord, I am writing this to You to request a t...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:23:00 PST

Court Order!

..> You have been accused of bombarding God with prayers! You are hereby sentenced to long life & prosperity No bail No appeal. You have been classified blessed and hereby detained in Go...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:19:00 PST

Killer Biscuits

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws whilethey went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceri...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

My Recipe Of Life

  ½ cup of Confessing Your Sins Daily in prayer. ¾ cup of Reading the Word of God Daily. ¼ cup of Sharing the Good News. 1 cup of Encouragement to Others. 8 ozs of Grape Juice. 2 Eggs over easy...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST

Filling A Fathers Shoes

Matthew 20:26-28 WHAT IS A FATHER? Psalms 103:13---- As a father has compassion on his children WHY IS A FATHER? Ephesians 5:23---- For the husband is the head of wife as Christ Is the head of th...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST

Sauce Control Center

My husband Joe prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she wasgiving. In his haste, however, he forgot to refrigerate thespaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. He wasworried about spoil...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST

Hymns For All Things

The Dentist's Hymn:......................Crown Him with Many Crowns The Weatherman's Hymn..............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings The Contractor's Hymn:............... The Church's One Found...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

How To Be A Happy Useful Christian

"May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in Him, so that you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit." (Romans 15:13). Be sure you have genuinely received Jesu...
Posted by BJ on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:02:00 PST