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JC

To talk w/out thinking is to shoot w/out aiming

About Me

Me me me! Actually, I'm not really into myself, or writing my life story. It would be a little boring. To sum me up... I'm in my mid-twenties. I have a beagle. I work Monday through Friday as a mortgage processor. I've been dating Rich for over a year now. We like to hang out. Either at home watching movies, or going out of town or even hanging in town for tourist-y things. I've never tried eating spam. I love eating junk food. I like candy corn and peeps! I'm not very active. I think the last time I rode my bike was last spring. Then it got too hot to be outside. I tried getting back into tennis, but then realized that I can't stand the heat for more than 3 seconds. I have 4 siblings. Irene 23, Martin 17, David 10, Karina 2, and a neice who's probably 4 now. I'm very close to my mom! I don't see her as much as I should, but still love her to death!This is Zippy. He's so freaking cute! Well don't let the looks fool you. He's evil. He eats things and is quite a demanding little dog! I still wouldn't trade him for anything! Well maybe a steak dinner, lol.

My Interests

Music Video: QUE HICISTE (by Jennifer Lopez)

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Nihilist Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
brought to you by QuizillaMy last car... I miss it a little :(

I gotta have my Peep's

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, looks like family is showing up on here too!

This is the web site for the artist who created the box series paintings! I think they are truly unique, as I've never seen anything like them before. Check out the site and you'll be sure to find something you like too! http://www.firehousegallery.com/portfolio.htmThis is the web site for the awesome artist who made the these paintings! Check out his stuff http://www.firehousegallery.com/portfolio.htm

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jose Cervantes
Birthday: 08/25/82
Birthplace: Patterson, CA
Current Location: Rocklin, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown and artificially blonde
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Work Shoes
Your Weakness: Chests
Your Fears: Growing Old and Alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Sweet pig from BJ's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I still have to figure that out...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: OH FUCK IT'S 10AM (I like to be at work by 9:30)
Your Best Physical Feature: Weight and figure
Your Bedtime: um.... 2-3am
Your Most Missed Memory: Um, being in a relationship... having someone to go home too through good and bad
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi... diet...
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: CHOO CHOO
Do you Swear: WHAT THE FUCK?
Do you Sing: Hell yeah I do!
Do you Shower Daily: YES, sometimes 2-3 times
Have you Been in Love: Yes--- YES It hurts sometimes
Do you want to go to College: Um, eventually
Do you want to get Married: NO... I wasn't raised on marriage, but I was taught about being with someone forever
Do you belive in yourself: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, unless I'm reading... I need to look up
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm alright... what do you think?
Are you a Health Freak: No, I really should be though
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes... VERY VERY much
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah!!
Do you play an Instrument: penis... I mean no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, not very much though.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah, alot more than I should
In the past month have you been on Drugs: What kind? LOL
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think so, YEAH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No!! Cookies are evil
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: I wouldn't call it dumped, just shunned off
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE (It's still cold)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NOPE (Stealing is bad... leave something when you steal something... even a paper clip)
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Honey that's my screen name for a reason Cali_Tease on gay.com
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, well, my sister and I would get into it when we were younger
Ever Shoplifted: Gawd no... NO STEALING
How do you want to Die: FAST... really fast
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Am I grown up yet? A housewife maybe.. NO.. Definately
What country would you most like to Visit: I'm open to any new countries
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Just enough meat on their bones
Best Clothing Style: NAKED
Number of Drugs I have taken: Right....
Number of CDs I own: Who cares
Number of Piercings: I don't have any
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hahaha... people??? I plead the 5th

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

Wow, I like all kinds of music, anything from pop, country to classical/vocals!
Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp
What You Call Him: Old Man

Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy Who's Your Daddy?

Movies:

I don't really watch a whole lot of movies, but I like funny movies... like my favorite Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion! On the serious side my favorite is Ordinary People.
You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?I took to skiing way more than snowboarding...

Television:



You're Adam Whitely, AKA Felicia JollyGoodFellow!


Take the Which Priscilla Queen of the Desert Drag Queen Are You? Quiz
Also try my other quizzes .OMG! So cute... just four months old... My little Zippy!

Books:

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Heroes:

THIS IS HOW COUNTRY I REALLY AM... THESE ARE VIEWS FROM MY FRONT YARD (HILLS) AND BACK YARD WHERE I GREW UP!!!!

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My Blog

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Erin Brockovich Movie Quotes!

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Romy and Michelle memorable quotes

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