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About Me

About me huh...well... My names Larry Ford, A.K.A. DJ Gorified. I play all the newest face melting metal at Walkers Nite Club. I also dj undergrounds...our goth/industrial nights, and our rockabilly nights. I also put on shows at the club. so if you are intrested in playiong in saskatoon send me a message and we will work out the details. Check out www.walkersniteclub.com for our special thursday and saturday night metal nights with cheap drinks all night long! Other than the blantant ad for the club i work at... i'm a pretty laid back guy. i like to make tons of new friends all the time, love to party hard... my friends know what i am talking about! i think i need a new spine!.. along with a few plates in my head... I have an awesome girlfriend and best friends that anyone could ask for. I live in this boring city of saskatoon... its only saving grace are the people... but there are also alot of fuck heads here too... well if you like this shit. message me. i love meeting new people. just please don't be a fuck head.

My Interests

Metal, Industrial, Pirates, Alcohol, Blood, Gore, Porn, Digging up dead bodies, Drugs, Shitting on your good name, Mutilations, Hell, Church Burnings, Polluting the minds of the youth, Soy Based Products, Scotch, "Wilderness Stoggies", Electrocution, Emotional Abuse, etc...

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone cool, but for 'famous' people...John 5, Buckethead, Riggs, Rob Zombie, Gwar
You have been marked on my profile map!

Music:

METAL! I am a devote follower of GWAR for many many eons now. i love slaughtering pathetic peices of shit to my humble masters! Also Love John 5, HELLYEAH, Scum of the Earth, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Devildriver, Buckethead, Arch Enemy, etc...

Movies:

Silent Hill, 300, Metal: A Headbangers Journey, Grindhouse

Television:

Metalocalypse, Kids in the Hall, Reno 911, Old TMNT, Voltron, Kenny Vs. Spenny, Full Metal Alchemist, and Porn!

Books:

The Rising, City Of the Dead, Zombie Survival Guide, Wheel Of Time series

Heroes:

John 5, Buckethead, Rob Zombie, Dimebag Darrell, Wayne Static

My Blog

THE HYPE!

ok folks... here is the shit thats happening for the next little while...GWAR NOV 13 RYLYS....be there.... or i'll sacrifice you to gwar..fuckers!XPLICIT, SYMBIOTE, SPINALCOLD, NOODLED, AND THE CRYPTO...
Posted by Gorifier / Larry on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 07:00:00 PST

holy shit

holy shit. i think i am a promoter now. sweet!well time to start putting on shows.... i know enough bands for fuck sakes.... imma be a good promoter.. now when i give bands drugs it will look well for...
Posted by Gorifier / Larry on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:36:00 PST

holy shit

a survey i stole from ed

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be?its probably riley.... 2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked, would you do it?probably....
Posted by Gorifier / Larry on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:22:00 PST

holy crap

wow. its been a while since i posted anything on here.... my fuckin birthday is coming up here... its gonna be fun.. small...but fun.... the june 1st..housewarming/Todds birthday blacked me out... bla...
Posted by Gorifier / Larry on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:50:00 PST

mindless jabber and camping

hummmm.... something to write.... these things are always so slow to start... i am anixiously awaiting the new john 5. it came out yesterday and i can;t get it anywhere. so i am gonna order it off the...
Posted by Gorifier / Larry on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

What a waste.. i mean you!

well i am fuckin bored.. bored as shit. candice is at tai chi and i have been sitting on my ass for a while now trying to fuck around on the internet to no avail. just been surfing around checking out...
Posted by Gorifier / Larry on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST

What A Weekend!

Man what a crazy fuckin weekend... i learned a long time ago not to ever put anything important on the internet so use your fuckin imagination... good times. i feel like i have such awesome friends......
Posted by Gorifier / Larry on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:30:00 PST

mandatory blogging

so i guess since this myspace thing is all shiny and new i should blog (what a fuckin stupid word) in this thing. who thought up blog.... was he high..or just mentally fucking retarded.... isn't that ...
Posted by Gorifier / Larry on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST

first run on this peice of shit

blah blah blah blog.... you'll be lucky to see anything spicy hear folks...
Posted by Gorifier / Larry on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:02:00 PST