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phylis

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About Me

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My Interests

Piercings tattoos wrestling beer Weed Mushrooms (missing that shit :_( ) Pills Pornography Junk Food All things weired, or kinky. . Serving beer, i am the worlds greatest bartender, fact!! Swearing like a motherfucker, yes its big, and yes its clever

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I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Bin Ladden, anyone who wants to give me money, any body who want to give me sex, anyone who want to get me high.. the rest of you can kiss my fat hairy arse piece. If you would like to kiss my fat hairy arse, then drop me a line



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Music:

My Chemical Romance,HIM, Marilyn Manson, Slippnot, Nirvana, Bon Jovi, Slayer, Led Zep, Offspring, Cat stevens, Razorlight, Biffy Clyro, Muse, Sugababes, girls aloud, the prodigy, jack johnson, Foo Fighters, Canibal Corpse, Godsmack, Pantera, Rage Against The Machine,QOTSA, DJ Shadow, Monster Magnet, Alter Bridge, Creed, Evanesance, The Shinedown, Waterproof Blonde, Sash!, Spicegirls, White Zombie, Def Leopard, The Eagles, Lacuna Coil, The Hives, Ash, Tenacious D, Oasis, Orbital, Chemical Brothers, Saliva, Machinehead, Magic Numbers, The Kooks, Motorhead,The Raconteurs, Amen, Run DMC, Dr Dre, Bob Dylan, Aqua, White Stripes, S.O.A.D, Iron Maiden, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Muse, Electric Light Orchestra Queen, The Kooks, Daft Punk, Kanye West, Freestylers, Lamb Of God, Creed, Misfits, all drum and base, happy hardcore, hard house & some trance

Movies:

House Of a thousand corpses, Devils rejects, Shawn of the dead, con air, Jay & silent bob strike back, mallrats, Clerks, Clerks 2, He-man, Freddy got fingered,Porkys, Hostel, its alll gone Pete Tong, Love honour and obey, all the friday films, how high, convoy, twin town, say it isnt so, human traffic, trainspotting, beyond the matt, ready to rumble, all rocky's(except the new one, it's pants)one flew over the cukoos nest,home alone (vintage) and any other good film but theres too many to be sad enough to mention

Television:

I watch any old shit ever since getting cable in my flat, loving the Cartoon Newtwork, and Wrestling right now

Books:

Who the fuck reads books when you have the internet???

Heroes:



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I am my own hero, who better than me?? know fucker thats who

My Blog

the only guide you’ll ever need

Something i stole off someone else, enjoy! Taking a Dump The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit dow...
Posted by phylis on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:28:00 PST

English classes for all...

heres all the cockney rhyming slang you'll ever need to know; All dayer (all day drinking session) Leo SayerAll dayer (all day drinking) Gary PlayerAll nighter Jet Fighter. Example: "We're going on a ...
Posted by phylis on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:16:00 PST

phils poem

I am a lighthouse, lonely but strong, I reach out to help people, weather the storm, some are lost souls, some in dismay, my lights help to guide them, out of harms way.. xx
Posted by phylis on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:11:00 PST

totally reeking of awesomeness

Howdy y'all, yesterday was another terrible day for me. I found out that one of my favorite wrestlers, Mike Awesome had passed away  at the age of 42. he had actually passed away back in the midd...
Posted by phylis on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:00:00 PST