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About Me

i draw hot amputees. buy too many underpants. dabble in OCD and Germaphobia. sing in secret. drink lots of tea. hate the general public. have a vintage dress fetish. went vegan in 1994. love depeche mode more than you do. have you figured out. light up when i see a squirrel <3. can't escape drunks. songs that hurt are the ones i love best...
CURRENT PLAYLIST:
johnny cash: cocaine blues.
shonen knife: flying jelly bean attack.
the slits: heard it through the grapevine.
dead kennedys: viva las vegas.
ray charles: hit the road jack.
depeche mode: i sometimes wish i was dead.
my baby just cares for me: nina simone.
ella fitzgerald & louis armstrong: you won't be satisfied (until you break my heart).
the commadores: brick house.
the magnetic fields: i can't touch you anymore.
Mmmmmmm...
Pig sucked on a cigarette and mucked the stable. Draped a cable ..round the farmers neck and pulled and called the vet who galloped ..round. Pronounced him dead. They laid the table. Turned the spit and baby kitten chewed a finger, lingered on a leg and licked his paws. It's neat to be a carnivor!
Passed the plate with farmer's head on. Sheepy shook a fist and said he looked like John the Baptist. Piggy did the twist. Said ..Try me - I'm salami'. Threw the garlic salt and waltzed across the floor. They stuck their forks in. They ate him raw. It's neat to be a carnivor!

My Interests

vintage dresses. disco. tea. underpants. complaining about today's youth. body modification. animal rights. veganism. art. music. gas masks. decadence. cigars. getting touched with latex gloves. korgs. soy milk sex shows. synths. power tools. showers. pastels. mannequins. hair dye/makeup. art. girlie drinks. clubbing. pinups. rubber corsets. my sinder, dora, lucy, tony bubbles, and bonnie seafoam-bubbles <3

I'd like to meet:

stephen colbert.
plus there's a few people that i'd like to meet my fist.

Music:

DEPECHE MODE. the legendary pink dots. cranes. ella fitzgerald. lush. the magnetic fields, the tear garden. rick springfield. recoil. ministry. nitzer ebb. x-mal deutschland. edward ka-spel. tom jones. johnny cash. omd. the cramps. the bosshoss. alien sex fiend. bjork. the sugarcubes. bikini kill. donna summer. sing-sing, the smiths. suede. cat power. morrissey. the spoons. mindless self indulgence. shonen knife. hanzel und gretyl. skinny puppy. ohgr. kompressor. pj harvey, soft cell, daisy chainsaw, the revolting cocks.

Movies:

tetsuo. metropolis. preaching to the perverted. modern girls. kill bill. legend. the dark crystal. pretty in pink. less than zero. the rules of attraction. the royal tenenbaums. secretary. sid and nancy. 16 candles. splash. donnie darko. the nightmare before christmas. flower drum song. the secret of nimh. dancer in the dark. may. my life with morrissey.

Television:

the colbert report. sex and the city. america's/canada's next top model. metalocolypse.

Books:

wizards are for losers.

Heroes:

miki berenyi. peter singer. alexander mcqueen. morrissey. the cheerleader.

My Blog

stranger danger.

ok, i have internet but it's slow as brutal fuck.jordan and i are shacking up.grew my eyebrows back. i think i hate them.some sketch bags tried breaking into my building last night. i can hear everyth...
Posted by novelty on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:33:00 PST

tara who? computer what?

i have been without internet for so long i forget how to do anything! and i miss being able to keep in good contact with everyone i miss. i'll be in the niagara region from jan 31st to feb 2nd.....
Posted by novelty on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:43:00 PST

dreamy

i have re-occurring dreams and today 2 of them came true. 1 is shopping dreams where i find AMAZING things (either spectacular vintage dresses or really rare depeche mode records that i've never heard...
Posted by novelty on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST

violated

so i had to kick a man out of the store today for full-on masturbating in the dressing room. my eyes. my brain. you have no idea...
Posted by novelty on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 06:12:00 PST

pe-nay-nay overload-

so breton, tara, and i go to the beach on monday- now, i know what you're thinking- "tara went to the beach!!???" yes i did!! but i like how the first beach i go to since i was ohhh---10 or some...
Posted by novelty on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:36:00 PST

removable parts

took out all my piercings- my face is full of wittle holes! yeah- just wasn't feelin' it anymore & haven't for a good while- plus i'd like to be able to eat soup again without it dribbling down my...
Posted by novelty on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:30:00 PST

short version-

walked around today- got money so i'm no longer starving- fucking tan- "sunscreen" my ass- my legs and feet are SO busted up from moving that i look like an alley hooker from the waste down- possible ...
Posted by novelty on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:09:00 PST

murder suicide

i'm sad and starving- living off 1/4 to 1/2 a meal a day is really sucking- accourding to the scale here i've lost 15 or so pounds- too bad it's not noticable since i'm such a fat bastard to start off...
Posted by novelty on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:59:00 PST

the tara dot

i is in TO- but not moved yet- this keyboard is soooo broken! le ouch! cut & paste letters- man oh man- i'll be moved this week though- city girl! that's me- ...
Posted by novelty on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:30:00 PST

names.

has changing my name nearly everywhere to "Novelty" turned into a self fullfilling prophecy, or just an obvious truth? clearly the truth. obviously. so, i'll keep it. it suits me....
Posted by novelty on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:12:00 PST