I like to get my freak on when I come to town.
Colonel Sanders.
Jerry Springer
Donna Lewis; Sir Mix-A-Lot; Toby Keith; James Brown; Peabo Bryson; Nelly: Snoop Dogg; Rascal Flatts; The Cardigans; Vanilla Ice: MC Hammer; Peaches and Herb; Smashmouth; The Carpenters; Aaron Tippin; Trace Adkins; Journey; Styx; The Gap Band; Luther Vandross
Major Payne; Larry the Cable Guy; Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Dunston Checks In (pretty much any movie that's got a fat guy or a monkey in it); Big Mama's House, Lifetime movies like "Mother May I Sleep With Danger?"; also, any movie with Valerie Bertinelli or Gerald McRaney. Or a midget.
Cops; Walker Texas Ranger; The O'Reilly Factor; Nancy Grace; CMT Country-Fried Videos; Crime-Solving Shows (especially those narrated by Bill Kurtis); WWE Smackdown; Scooby-Doo; Hip-Hop Videos; CMT Videos; Celebrity Fit Club; Survivor; The Apprentice; Jerry Springer.
Ghost of a Bug by Toni Morrison, Talking Straight by Lee Iacocca; Thug-A-Licious by Noire; Jughead Comics; The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump; A Night Without Armor by Jewel
Colonel Harland Sanders! George W. Herbert Walker Bush the Third! Toby Keith; Me.