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DG Renster

"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding"

About Me

I've been known to be lazy but hey, everybody has their off days :) I never really was the type to be like "when I grow up I wanna be...." I just go with the flow and hope life takes me in the right direction.I love my family and friends. I truly believe that my friends are part of my family and the few friends that I have I cherish. It's hard to find good HONEST people out there that wont fuck you over as soon as your back is turned. I cant stand fake people. If you fall into that category, go ahead and click on that lil "x" in the top right corner cuz we dont like your kind 'round here. I feel like every day is a life lesson... so I live for today and not yesterday. Life's too short to sweat the small stuff.
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My Interests

My wife, Tiffany, keeps it really interesting. We got married 06/30/06 in Niagara Falls, Canada. I <3 U BABY! I love my dogs, and my 6 toed cats, and my big ass fish tank. I love cars and football and beer and all that "manly" shit.

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Music:

I'm an equal opportunity fucker... I listen to pretty much anything that has a good beat. I dont like the heavy metal scream into the mic so nobody has a fucking clue what you're saying kinda music tho. Steve Hit Mike OWNS! <a

Movies:

www.watchtvsitcoms.com

Television:

Fringe is my new favorite... 2 episodes deep and I'm addicted.ADULT SWIM RULES! Family Guy, American Dad, ATHF, Robot Chicken, Weeds, Wipeout, ER, House, Law & Order, Cops, Medium, Deal or No Deal, Reality TV, Court TV, E!, Animal Planet, America's funniest home videos, MTV (When they actually play videos), Bravo

Books:

Fiction, Non-Fiction, Comic Books, Porn, Porn With A Plot

Heroes:

My parents and grandparents for putting up with all my bullshit for the last 27 years.

My Blog

Your daughter is a BIG FAT DYKE!

So I'm talking to my dad on the phone last night... telling him about where I'm at in my life.. yanno cuz we barely talk and all.  Anyway, to make a long story short.. he said, and I quote... "I...
Posted by DG Renster on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:22:00 PST

Closer

Stranded in this spooky townStoplights are swaying and the phone lines are downThis floor is crackling coldShe took my heart, I think she took my soulWith the moon I runFar from the carnage of the fie...
Posted by DG Renster on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:02:00 PST

GUESS Those Lyrics

You've got to stand up, stay strong start movin' in the right directionDon't wait, too long, for people promising divine intervention19 nine three, now I'm taking matters into my own handsSo fast, I c...
Posted by DG Renster on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:19:00 PST

OUT ON A LIMB

So basically I'm just gunna vent for a second... If you dont like what I have to say then fuck off. I'm tired of going out on a limb for people, breaking my back for people, going out of my way to mak...
Posted by DG Renster on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:05:00 PST

THE DEEP END

The deep end is where the grownups play.  It's where the monsters hang out-and the treasure too.  Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference, but you need to go out there and see for yoursel...
Posted by DG Renster on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:08:00 PST

New Years In NYC

Ok, so if you ever get the chance to go... and you dont go... you're a retard!!  It was fuckin awesome and I'd be back every year if I could.  I love the craziness and the traffic and the ru...
Posted by DG Renster on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:13:00 PST

Can't We All Just Get Along?

I feel like I need to  get some things out, but I've been sitting infront of a blank screen for 5 minutes trying to think of how I should say everything I want to say without hurting anybody's fe...
Posted by DG Renster on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:25:00 PST

I got FIRED!

So yeah... today I had to take a final exam at work to get out of training. How bout I failed by 1 question. So the post about the drug test... yeah, scratch that.  They took my badge and to...
Posted by DG Renster on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:29:00 PST

Interactive Johari Window

Ya'll go to this site and do this for me... you can make your own too.   http://kevan.org/johari?name=Lauren+Simpson
Posted by DG Renster on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:45:00 PST

Drug Test

Ok, so Drug tests are GAY... I got to work today, got an email in my box saying to come to the front office.  She tells me my test was inconclusive... in other words, I tampered with my piss. Um ...
Posted by DG Renster on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 11:20:00 PST