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dingy broad

refuses to let common sense cloud her judgement

About Me

trapped in an abstract bohemia of the brain. smart but without aspirations. caught between a girlish compulsion to show no aggression and a snarling want to mangle you or someone like you.i don't know where to begin. i just know that i want to. i want to get out of here. i want to have crowes feet and smile lines from a million memories. i want to travel to the liveliest of places all over the world and send post cards to everyone. i want to meet intriguing people and be captivated. i want them to get my name right. i want to stun. i want to learn. i want to pass onto others. i want to laugh so hard i cry. i want two straws in my drink. i want answers to my questions. i want passion. i'm yet to find my agenda for this life. i've dabbled, i'd rather be submerged. i don't want to regret. fuck money pie. two servings of the slice of life please. put that in your pipe and smoke it.

My Interests

"in a word? pleasure, as in my pleasure and other people's pleasure." friends, old and new, my big black monster, drawing, painting, making an ass out of myself for the amusement of others, late nights in manhattan, ireland, scotland, glassphalt, extreme caffeine, diet cock, giving blood, the punk rock, drinking, smoking and screwing, reading, monster make-up, movies, stars, skulls, flossing (don't neglect your gums people) i like it when others fall down. sanity is the playground for the unimaginative. vould you like a licktenstein?

I'd like to meet:

cillian murphy's eyes across a crowded room. doppelgangers. a goddamned half japanese girl. idiot savants. people that spell the word months with an e. eco-friendly vegetarians that smoke and discard their butts mindlessly. someone with a free ticket out of here. the cat i killed with curiosity. cancer boy. one-eyed willie. vincent price. misguided sycophants. john merrick. john basedow.

Music:

feeds my hungry ears. i wants it. i needs it. i gotsta haves it.

Movies:

trainspotting, empire of the sun, donnie darko, v for vendetta, true romance, edward scissorhands, basketball diaries, this boy's life, better off dead, coming to america, kalifornia, frailty, chumscrubber, to kill a mockingbird, cinderella man, cool hand luke, a christmas story, girl interrupted, garden state, the goonies, the outsiders, all the vacation movies, swingers, some kind of wonderful, the world according to garp, my left foot, sid and nancy, the princess bride, the last unicorn, brain candy, psycho beach party, ginger snaps 1 & 2, the lost boys, almost any vampire movie really, memento, shaun of the dead, fight club, 28 days later, legend, the dark crystal, labyrinth, E.T, mask, young frankenstein, clue, elf, vanilla sky, rushmore, perfume, more tba...

Television:

i'll answer this one on a commerical...oh its the monkey one! i love this one...monkeys...

Books:

irvine welsh, chuck palahniuk, hans christian anderson, vonnegut, stoker, shel silverstein, poe, emerson, read a good book by katherine dunn called "geek love", "i, lucifer" by glen duncan, catcher in the rye, the melancholy death of oyster boy, biographies, i'm open for suggestions...

Heroes:

i need a hero, i'm holding out for a hero 'till the mornin light...

My Blog

ransom

traipsing along she fell down a well. she reached out. she had never felt so relieved. one hand began to pull her up. the other sliced off her fingers. so she fell again. never rely on another hand. ...
Posted by dingy broad on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:47:00 PST

you're welcome.

6 puppies. that's how many i caught on newbridge rd. this past hour. 6 adorable beagle pups. i was laying on the couch avoiding this demon machine when i heard my own 4 legged beast outside barking lo...
Posted by dingy broad on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:54:00 PST

okay i admit it. i'm awesome.

http://www.paulgoldinresearch.com/cg/colorYou are feeling really miserable at this time and you'd like to form a relationship with someone with whom you could really communicate. At the same time, who...
Posted by dingy broad on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:33:00 PST

to whom it may concern

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp; Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.  ...
Posted by dingy broad on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:03:00 PST

orange x on my hand

what was tonight? tonight was me desperately clinging to my friends following through with MY plans. plans that had nothing to them, just a destination. it was uneventful. i'm to blame, but aren't i a...
Posted by dingy broad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

screech. bang. fuck.

i had a shit day at work. i had a shit night at home. nothing new there. so to make it up to myself i decided to meet up with some friends at the bar for a round or 10. decent turnout too. night was l...
Posted by dingy broad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST