Matt is a 26 year old that hails from New York. Once a lowly worker for a videogame company, he now stands as a specimen of sheer masculinity and chiseled good looks. When he's not writing his own biographies in the third person, he can be found tricking pirates and watching reruns of "Knight Rider".
*update* I'm still a slacker. Still hate them pirates. Don't like poetry, and still have a good amount of abhorrence for hippies. I no longer work for an online video game company, however I do work for a retailer of sofa beds. I sit in a cubicle all day trying to write important sounding e-mails, shuffle lots of papers to make it look like I'm working hard, and say things like "I'm right on top of that rose!"... even though I don't work for a rose. I feel it needs to be said every so often. I fancy 20's slang, long walks off of short piers, and BLT's without the bacon or tomatoes. I often cry over spilled milk, and milk in general. Milk should always be served ice cold, if at all. I won't share a glass of milk with you, ever. Thats just unholy. Oh and if you think you can beat me at Katamari Damacy, any Tekken, California Games, or Rock Paper scissors.. well.. you're wrong. It's just not possible.
