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Big Lee Bomb

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About Me

-I'm one bad ass bitch! -A little charm has gotten me a long way and allot of it has gotten me in big trouble. -My bangs have way too much control over my mood. -I am a 10 year old trapped in a 27 year olds body. -I suffer from too many neuroses to name. -I have an obsession with my teeth that most would deem to be unhealthy. -I drink Bud Light out of a straw. -I wish that Jay-z was my boyfriend. -I'm so clumsy it borders on spastic. -In theory I’d like to live everyday as if I’d die tomorrow, however I’m too busy worrying to get anything done. -I have a deep affinity and emotional connection to the "Wizard of Oz". If I tried to explain why, nobody else could ever understand and they would only end up being scared of me. -I come off as ditsy but that's only because I'm too preoccupied by my own fleeting thoughts to concentrate on anything else. -The smell of play dough is repulsive. -I am indescribably annoyed by private myspace profiles. -Being without gum or chapstick will cause me to freak out and hyperventilate. -I'm pretty annoying but I prefer to think of myself as an aquired taste. Give me five minutes and Ill make you a believer give me ten minutes and you'll be hooked. -Frilly boyshorts are the only underwear I will wear and as a result I have a permanent wedgie. -My fruity perfumes and lotions are nauseating to those around me, but I will still apply more every hour on the hour. -Shopping is my favorite pass time and my worst habit. -I think almost everyone deserves a second chance....but I'm stingy with the third -I can not be trusted with tweezers and a magnifying mirror. -I smile at strangers on the street, because I truly do believe it can brighten someone’s day. -I may be the embodiment of the stereo- typical Long Island girl, so I’m forced to embrace it. -I’m THANKFULL for every person who's come in and out of my life, because there is always a lesson to be learned. -If you look hard enough for the good in someone, you will always find it. -It amazes me that the same friends I've had my whole life can still bring me to hysterical laughter every single day. -I'm sure I was a drag queen in my past life because I want to sport dresses, fake eyelashes, stiletto heels and big hair everyday -I am way too sensitive to function in society, but I work with what I've got and do the best I can.

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My Interests

I have too many fastinating hobbies to name, but I can assure you all of my spare time is spent constructively and efficiently...
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I'd like to meet:

Jerks, D-bags and A-holes: I just cant seem to meet enough in person and you can never know too many!

Music:


Jessi Tore!The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Marivn Gay, Prince,James Brown, Carly Simon, Carol King, James Taylor,Janis Joplin, The Beatles,Ella Fitzgerald,Queen, Elton John, Tina, Whitey, Aretha, Mariah, Beyonce and all rest of the power divas, Lauryn Hill, Whodini, Jay-z, Fiona Apple, Blondie, ABBA, Amy Winehouse, The Ronettes, The Shangri-Las, Angry Lesbian music and anything that feels my pain.

Movies:

If it is graffic and disturbing, I like it!. Movies that leave me unable to sleep at night and make me look behind the shower cutain before closing the bathroom door. Yikes...Bikes!

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Hills,Top Chef, Paranormal State, Intervention, Project Runway, Best week Ever, American Idol, I love New York, Making the Band and Sex and the City (may it rest in peace and live on in infamy on TBS)

Books:

Reading is such a wonderful investment of time, sadly I've been wasting so much of mine on girly magazines (of the fashion variety not the nudie kind).

My Blog

Restraining order in the works?

I'm ashamed of myself.  I have a horrible embarrassing secret that I need to confess. I cant live in fear of being found out any longer. I am obsessed with Chris Brown.  I'm not sure when, b...
Posted by Big Lee Bomb on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:38:00 PST

What are you supposed to be?

I have always loved Halloween! How could I not? It incorporates two of my favorite things; candy and  wearing costumes. This year however my beloved holiday was not the same. I was simply not in ...
Posted by Big Lee Bomb on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:50:00 PST

sister suzy sunshine strikes again

"There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meanin...
Posted by Big Lee Bomb on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:13:00 PST

UGH!

I am so pissy lately I cant even stand to be around myself. Things I would nomally brush off my shoulders have begun to serve as tiny nudges pushing me toward the edge of my nervous break down. B...
Posted by Big Lee Bomb on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:30:00 PST

Delusional or Brilliant....it could go either way

Recent Realizations and Ponderings& -Life is too short to be bitter. Let it go. -You cant make forever out of a moment, appreciate the past but live for the future. -I accidentally swallowed a crest...
Posted by Big Lee Bomb on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:33:00 PST

OH CRAP!

I was in a great mood when I rolled into my office only 26 minutes late. I when through my usual ocd rituals without a hitch. Checked my email, checked my voice mail, took some pictures of myself...
Posted by Big Lee Bomb on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST

You're turning Violet, Violet

I have 7 packs of gum circulating inside of my purse right now. This may be classified as obsessive behavior. Although Dentyne Fire is my personal preference, I also feel the need to keep Orbitz ...
Posted by Big Lee Bomb on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

Words to live by... as told by Lisa Cesternino

Ive learned many a  life lesson the hardway. To spare you the HUMILIATION and sometimes  pain keep these helpfull pointers in mind. Blush should never be applied in the dark....
Posted by Big Lee Bomb on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:24:00 PST

Just when you thought I could'nt get be any SEXIER....

I got a RETAINER....and I totally intend to wear it.
Posted by Big Lee Bomb on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

To honor V-day

..Im not going to do what you'd expect and write some booo whooo blog about how valentines day is a depressing holiday created by hallamark blah blah. Im not going to do that because HONESTLY I really...
Posted by Big Lee Bomb on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST