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Brendan

"This is a new low man, new low. Even for you. New low!"

About Me

I currently reside in the sunny southwest, in the magnificent town of Phoenix, Arizona. I am currently enjoying the simple pleasures of good friends, plentiful alcohol and $5 Aroma de Cubas. I enjoy rats and books and music and am not adverse to pretty girls either.

My Interests

History, Political Science, Music, Film, Reading (Mostly History), Anglican Christianity, DK Travel Guides, Filliberto's Burritos, Heroclix, Doomtown/Deadlands

I'd like to meet:

Hold me like a mother would Like I always knew somebody should Though tomorrow don't look too good Well, just goes to show Though people say we're An unlikly couple Dorris Day and Mott the Hopple Oh, this is life

Music:

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Velvet Underground, Elvis Costello, X, The Pixies, The Modern Lovers, Cat Stevens, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Decemberists, Belle and Sebastian, Nellie McKay, Joanna Newsomee, The Old 97s, Ryan Adams/Whiskeytown, The Smiths, New Pornographers, The Cure, Donovan, Bob Dylan, Elliot Smith, Cat Power, The Shangri-Las, The Clash, The Specials, David Bowie, Saturday Looks Good to Me, The Animals, Serge Gainsbourg

Movies:

Annie Hall, Bottle Rocket, Pulp Fiction, Lolita (Kubrick), It Happened One Night, The Big Labowski, Dr. Strangelove, Breathless, Battleship Potemkin, Magnolia, Superbad, Thrown of Blood, Touch of Evil

Television:

Studio 60 On the Sunset Strip, Heroes, Law and Order, The Daily Show, The Simpsons, The Colbert Report, Home Movies, The West Wing

Books:

1984-George Orwell, First Love-Ivan Turganev, Heartbreaking Work of Stagering Genius-Dave Eggers, The Shadow over Innsmouth-H.P Lovecraft, Picture of Dorian Gray-Oscar Wilde

Heroes:

Robert Kennedy, Oscar Wilde, Elvis Costello, St. Jerome, Franklin Roosevelt, Morissey

My Blog

Sometimes I go to the Fair

Anyway, we went to the fair and it was cool.  The ferris wheel frightened me.  And Jessica.  It frightened us both.  We don't really care to be up high very much.  I made many...
Posted by Brendan on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:25:00 PST

take THAT science

In response to "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live," Norris said "It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evol...
Posted by Brendan on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:07:00 PST

Screw you Justin Timberlake it is I who is bringing Sexy Back

Oh man.  Well I thought I was going to do a follow up to that last post but I didn't and I'll tell you why.  The Library Computers were down.  And then it was too long when they were ba...
Posted by Brendan on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:12:00 PST

Tales of Horror, the Macabre and Employment, Part 1

That's right ladies and gentlemen.  Employment.  Its not just a Kaiser Chiefs album its what has happened to me on this very day.  I now work for a big name retail store....
Posted by Brendan on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:16:00 PST

What I did on the way to Pheonix

Top 7 rejected self-help books 1-I'm OK, your OK, Black People are inferior-A guide to help KKK members stop worrying and star living.  And hating blacks. 2-What to Inject when Injecting-A guide ...
Posted by Brendan on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:00:00 PST

Just in Case

In case there's a bizaar subculture of Americans who religiously watch my MySpace change to find changes I'll just come out and say it.  YOUR RIGHT!  I did change my TV interests.  Fami...
Posted by Brendan on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST

I hate you kid in the red Ecko United Shirt

As some of you may already know there are a handfull of things that are guranteed to piss me off no matter what the circumstances are.  I cannott stand, for example Viva Le Bam.  As a huge h...
Posted by Brendan on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:57:00 PST

Who wrote the book of love...the POPE!

Of all the forces that guide humanity love is perhaps the most potent, and yet, conversely, the most indefinable.  Until now.  Ladies and Gentlemen for the first time ever we have a definiti...
Posted by Brendan on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 03:57:00 PST

He's one BAD saint

That's right ladies and Gentlemen its time for my all-time favorite Saint.  He was converted by St. Isidore, he was a famous leader of the monastic movement in Egypt and he died trying to convert...
Posted by Brendan on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 12:18:00 PST

One of these things is not like the other

Can you find what is out of place?
Posted by Brendan on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 11:55:00 PST