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About Me

"Put up with me or i'll put you away." Im a professional Samurai and i live in Ventura. Im also poor. In my spare time i exorcise ghosts in fuedal Japanese mansions, defend Earth from the Sith onslaught, hunt down rogue Spectres, and make sure the Mushroom Kingdome stays as safe as it is rediculous. I'm also known in some parts as the Gunslinger Alchemist.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the rope maiden, superman, hippopotomus prime

Music:

The Sword, Sleep, Witch, Wolves in the Throne Room, The Minibosses, Dragonforce, The Remus Lupins, Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin, Ima Robot, the Hives, the Pixies, Bob Dylan, Burning Airlines, Pogues, White Stripes.

Movies:

Bright Future, Guitar Wolf, Phantasm, No Country for Old Men, Last Life in the Universe, Ong Bak, Oldboy, Toxic Avenger, Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl, Ghostbusters, Evil Dead, Nigh of the Living Dead. Star Wars hexagy. Dr. Strangelove.

Television:

Cowboy Bebop, Good Eats, X-Files, Venture Brothers, Scooby Doo, Mission Hill, Home Movies, Fullmetal Alchemist,.

Books:

The Tao of Gung-Fu, The Darma of Star Wars, Frankenstein, Harry PotterGraphic Novels: Identity Crisis, New Frontier, Kingdome Come.Comics: Y the Last Man, Pirates of Coney Island, American Virgin, 52, Nextwave, All Star Superman, All Star Batman and Robin, Seven Soldiers of Victory, Mouse Guard, Arsenic Lullaby.Manga: Bleach, Beck, Death Note,

Heroes:

MORE THAN TOAST productions, superman, green arrow, cedric diggory, peter venkman, ash catchem.

My Blog

politics suck, fox sucks more

wow, so i randomly decided to watch fox news (i know, what the hell was i thinking). they are such horrible people i actually looked upon Irans leader with sympathy. not because hes a good...
Posted by Couch Wolf on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:43:00 PST

An Old Blog, but im lazy.

so i wanted to post something, but im too lazy to actually form a new and coherant opinion. instead ill just throw out one of the 4 posts from my failure of an attempt at a full-time blog a...
Posted by Couch Wolf on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST

the Damnit blog.

I swear i am the stupidest fucking person on the planet. I don't like popcorn. It's good for a few seconds, than it makes me feel sick, and i have kernals stuck in my teeth. However ...
Posted by Couch Wolf on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

OH MAN GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!

my phone doesnt work anymore. leave me something with your number or something. oh, and if you need to get a hold of me just leave a voice mail. sucka.
Posted by Couch Wolf on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:26:00 PST

monster

you know, bride of frankenstein does not give me an optomistic view of the future.
Posted by Couch Wolf on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 08:22:00 PST

one day soon i will laugh right into the face of the poison moon

man, i really wish i had like a million dollars, a private jet, and no responsibilities. i would really not be here. that is all.
Posted by Couch Wolf on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

wow, jews suck i guess

so. im drunk and bored here all by my lonesome, and im watching the irish die officially for the 9th straight time, when what do i see, but a fed ex commercial where one man reffers to himself o...
Posted by Couch Wolf on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

christmas past

so christmas came and went and there was much rejoicing. cheer and merriment spread throughout the land and all were well. but more importantly i got a boss new camera and now you shall all feel...
Posted by Couch Wolf on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

effort?

i switched up the ole' myspace a little bit, posted one of my comics in my picture section and threw another one up as my background because im self-serving like that. the pictures one is new, the bac...
Posted by Couch Wolf on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:04:00 PST

han solo backwards spells dog

ever feel like your Charlie Brown and God's the one pulling that damned football out in front of you . . . over and over and over?
Posted by Couch Wolf on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:26:00 PST