A 35 year old man, who' world is full of sleaze, surreal madness and all things bright and beautiful.
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Porn, films, pub, football (I support the Great Blackpool FC), Drinking in The Old Town Hall which is the king of all public houses. Writing short stories too, I'm enjoying my own creativity in fiction world. The short story writing is definately a hobby no way a carear move. Love anything to do with the Paranormal, plan to do a ghost tour of the UK one day.
Weird and the wonderful
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Your Birthdate: February 13
You're dominant and powerful. You always need to be in charge.
While others respect your competence, you can be a bit of a dictator.
Hard working and serious, you never let yourself down.
You are exact and accurate - and you expect others to be the same way.
Your strength: You always get the job done
Your weakness: You're a perfectionist to a fault
Your power color: Gray
Your power symbol: Checkmark
Your power month: April
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal...
A bit odd and socially isolated.
You couldn't care less of what others think.
And some of your beliefs are a little weird.
Like that time you thought you were Jesus.
What Personality Disorder Are You?
Your Lust Quotient: 71%
You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?
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Karlos will be haunted by...
Marlon Brando
Why?
To be your bosom buddy
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Your Theme Song is Oops I Did It Again by Britney Spears
"It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious"
Heartbreaker, superflirt, player... you've been called all of those.
You're not that innocent, and you know that you have a super sexy vibe!
What's Your Theme Song?
Your Monster Profile
Lethal Gargoyle
You Feast On: M&Ms
You Lurk Around In: Swingers Clubs
You Especially Like to Torment: Crybabies
What's Your Monster Name?
Which Deadly Sin Is Yours?
Lust
You crave the pleasures of the body. Your lustful desires make you crave more of what you know is good.
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What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you: If its Bush, tell him to Fuck Off, Clinton I would chat to, he could join Team Sleaze! lol
You won the lottery: i'd Pass out
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Never in my life would i do that
You caught a friend stealing from you: Confront them about it
You witnessed a murder: Report it to the police, no doubt they think I did it
A random stranger offered you candy: Would say no, simply cause I dont eat sweet stuff
MySpace and Facebook closed: Possibly need years in theropy
A genie granted you one wish: 100 more wishes
You lost your favorite possession: I would be gutted
You found 10 dollars on the ground: Hand it in to police
Your date throws up on you: Make sure I wont go out with them again
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Its that short they would have a job
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: I would be delighted
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Order pizza
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Your Attitude is Better than 55% of the Population
You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones.
How's Your Attitude?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Karl
Birthday: 13th Feb 1973
Birthplace: Possibly a hospital
Current Location: Fleetwood, Lancashire, England
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: light
Height: 6:2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Basically human
The Shoes You Wore Today: Old knackered ones, but comfy
Your Weakness: Short term memory, its useless
Your Fears: Flying without a doubt, spider and sprouts.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, Ham, Mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Enter a short story contest, I should give it a go.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dont use IM's
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn, I'm awake!
Your Best Physical Feature: Tattoo's on my arm, I love em.
Your Bedtime: Usually reading a book and sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: If its missed, wouldnt that mean I've forgotton
Pepsi or Coke: Neither - Fresh orange or water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc Donalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Oh definately coffee, I love the stuff!!!!!
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: A plenty
Do you Sing: Yes indedd
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I guess in a way
Do you want to go to College: Not now
Do you want to get Married: Never, my freebird lifestyle is too important for me
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Very much, both are my hero's
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hate Them
Do you play an Instrument: Can do if I start practicing again
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on : On what?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up, but my ambition would to be a succesful writer
What country would you most like to Visit: Austria, its scenary is stunning beyond belief.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Five Foot something
Weight: She can have weight, yeah
Best Clothing Style: Whatever she likes, I'm not that bothered.
Number of I have taken: That makes so much sense
Number of CDs I own: Loads
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A fair few
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You Are A Cedar Tree
You are elegant yet unpretentious, modest yet vivacious.
Attractive and friendly, you are full of imagination but might lack passion.
You abhor vulgar people, and you don't like anything in excess.
You have little more ambition than to live a calm life and enjoy nature.
You create a content, peaceful atmosphere for others.
What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
Queen, Metallica, Depeche Mode, Lynryd Skynyrd, Pink Floyd and Indie Stuff. David Sylvian, Suzanne Vega, Aphex Twin, The Coral. The Mars Volta, Portishead, The Smiths, Stone Roses.
David Lynch films, Kevin Smith films, Peter Jackson - Before Lord of The Rings (even though they were pretty good)Usual Suspects, Saw, Gangster No1, Memento and obviously lots of porno flicks. I always try to look out for Brit films, the one's that remain true to a British feel and not trying to make us look American.
The Day Today, Brass Eye, Monty Python, Alan Partridge, Garth Merenghi Darkplace, Dean Learner Man to Man, League of Gentlemen,Dr Who, Young Ones, Bottom you know all the stuff that they dont show anymore or make new ones :( Having said that, I'm hooked on Peep Show, its quality, really need that new series on for Friday nights in. Totally loving Life On Mars at the moment. The best thing we have made on tv in ages. Saphire and Steel because nothing comes up to the imagination and writing from that series, not even now.
Porno Mags (Come on, indulge me in this running gag) and Stephen King, Shaun Hutson, Clive Barker, Graham Masterton (Why dont we see his works in our bookshops anymore!!??) Dean Koontz Michael Marshall Smith and of course the greatest of them all, Mr Robert Rankin (In fact if you are reading this Your Majesty The Queen, make that Sir). Terry Pratchett still very good and consistant. I truth I cant go a day without reading cause I love taking trips into Fictionworld.
Sidney James, Rik Mayall, Zidane, Rene Magritte, Robert Rankin, Geoff Stelling (your on Sky Sports presenter)