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Geoff

HEVY G MISSING: PRESUMED BRAIN DEAD.

About Me

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I was born in the year of the dog, on the "day of conflicting karma", on the day that lies on the cusp between the signs of libra and scorpio, under the rising sign of leo, with the life number: 5.Aside from that shite, I'm just a simple, laid back, fun-loving, worry-free, sugar-free, loyal, overly organized, gadget/gear collecting, chain smoking, S.U.V. driving, internet surfing, diet soda drinking, caffiene addicted, loud music playing, Southern California born and bred, U.S.C. Trojan alumnus who stays up late, wakes up even later, appreciates the luxuries and the spoils of both the finer and the simpler things in life, who is willing to try almost anything at least once. Oh yeah, and I'm also lazy and often late... unless you foine!

My Interests

Buying toys for mid-life crisis boys (electronic & technological gear & gadgets plus a variety of other useless swag), wasting valuable time away online (surfing, downloading, filling in profiles), music, movies, photography, travel, shopping, fashion, food (from 5 star establishments to greasy hole-in-the-walls as long as the product satisfies), hanging out with friends having a good time... and PORN!

I'd like to meet:

Her, and her cute friend as well. Oh, and that chick standing over there, you, the one behind you, and the triplets. That should do for now. I'll be back in a few hours for the rest of you ladies.

Music:

Anything & Everything Quality from Aaliyah to Zappa. House, Prog, Breakbeat, Rock, Hip Hop, R&B, Alternative, 80's New Wave, Heavy Metal, Classic Rock, top 40, and on and on and on. Basically, anything that moves your body, mind, or soul... kind of like PORN!

Movies:

Apocolypse Now, Godfathers I & II, Blue Velvet, Full Metal Jacket, Fear & Loathing In LV, Scarface, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Volumes I & II, Resevoir Dogs, Battle Royale, The Killer, Shaolin Master Killer - 36th Chamber Of Shaolin, Return to the 36th Chamber (Master Killer), Kung Fu Hustle, Hero, Star Wars Episodes IV-VI Trilogy, Matrix Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, True Romance, Shawshank Redemption, Glory, Requiem For A Dream, Salton Sea, Human Traffic, Kids, Belly, Menace II Society, Friday, The Freshest Kids, Beat Street, Dumb & Dumber, Breakfast Club, Weird Science... and PORN!

Television:

TV... my chewing gum for the eyes... Heroes, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, Chuck, Ultimate Fighter, Family Guy, Burn Notice, Most Haunted, Attack of the Show, Ninja Warrior, Pinks All Out, Jon & Kate + 8, Letterman, Conan, anything on the Discovery Channel, Discovery Science, National Geographic Channel, Animal Planet, History Channel, History International, TLC, plus all UFC/Pride PPV events. And my all time favorite? Yep, you know it! That's right... PORN!

Books:

The Catcher In the Rye, Savage Inequalities, Do or Die, On the Road... but I can't say that I enjoy reading for pleasure, outside of periodicals... what kind of periodicals? PORN!

Heroes:

Male porn actors. No, it ain't like that! Its because these same dudes been around the industry for like 20 years and they still get to "work" with 18 & 19 year old girls on a daily basis... AND THEY GET PAID TO DO IT!... but I heard that almost all male adult actors had to start out in gay flicks... and I fo sho ain't down with that! Naw F'REALZ man! Don't even play!!