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benny jack

You'll never regret giving it your best.

About Me

I simultaneously defy and enforces physics. I'm the mumbling in your head while you're crunching the numbers. I'm the apparitions, ticks, gut wrenching, suspicion and glee too. I'm the reason you rolled a nineteen for charisma, the cat's meow, your least favorite aunt. Touch me and I'll touch you. Watch me and I'll watch you. You once tried to call me and the line was busy, but that was actually just me making the busy signal noise with my mouth. If you would have called back I would have cooked you some pasta. What you're looking for right now is going to evade you forever. Fish don't speak but squirrels do. It all depends on your longitude. You should start from the beginning, but ignore the prequels. I like minimalism, broken robots, granny smith apples, sneakers and the mundane. I like make believe vampires but the real ones scare me. I don't care too much for your boss and the fact that you're starting to resemble her. You should work on that. You'll find me to be very reasonable if you'd just give me a chance. You can paint me by numbers. You can tell me to your shrink. You can consume me up to three times daily but you shouldn't ever exceed twelve doses in a four day period, unless you have a note from your mother. I definitely detest mom jokes. Seriously. I don't need to be reminded of what I resemble. I usually involve a variety of livestock running rampantly around. I think sideways motorcycle helmets are all the rage now that sideways trucker's hats are out. I speak in binary code. I'm in the market for an A-team van. I strive for muzak and custom made slip n' slides. I write under pseudonyms. I play for keeps. My grass is always greenest. My hair is unkempt. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Running, mountain biking, frisbee golf, skiing, pretty much any outdoor activity. Music.

Music:

just about anything, as long as its not country or opera

Books:

Tim O'Brien books Micheal Chrichton MITCH ALBUM

My Blog

No Worries, Today I'm Going To...

Written by Bradley HathawayEnjoy.Wait Wait Wait Wait a minuteHold upSTOP...The pressI woke up today without that 5 million pound boulder of stress on my chest and now I feel blessed and can rest. Oh! ...
Posted by benny jack on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:58:00 PST

for all you bush supporters out there......

ever feel like stickin' it to the man?When the president talks to GodAre the conversations brief or long?Does he ask to rape our womens' rightsAnd send poor farm kids off to die?Does God suggest an oi...
Posted by benny jack on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST

why firetrucks are red

so, while i waas at camp, one of my friends informed me about how firetrucks came to have their red color:Firetucks drive to fire, which is orange. and what else is orange? Oranges. right, and oranges...
Posted by benny jack on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:32:00 PST

The Format -

These guys are the shit, seriously, if you dont believe me check out these lyrics:i was on your porch, the smoke sank into my skin so i came inside to be with you and we talked all night, about everyt...
Posted by benny jack on Thu, 04 May 2006 02:55:00 PST