My Gift To North Bellmore...Enjoy. |
Attention Peoples of the North Bellmore Community: Please enjoy the brand new telephone pole, provided by me, Daveman. You may visit or view this lovely new addittion to our community at interse...
Posted by Daveman on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST |
I Lost Everything I Had.... |
I'm Starting Over From Scratch.
Posted by Daveman on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:54:00 PST |
If It Can Be Broke.... |
....Then It Can Be Fixed.
Posted by Daveman on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:16:00 PST |
Allen Ginsberg Died Today. |
"Allen Ginsberg died today.""Humm?...You don't know Allen Ginsberg?""The Beat Poets?""You've never heard of ALLEN GINSBERG?""That name means nothing to you?....Beat Poet?""How about William S. Burroug...
Posted by Daveman on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:12:00 PST |
LICKING MAPLE SYRUP OFF LESBIANS. |
I LIKE IT!!!! ...
Posted by Daveman on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:41:00 PST |
Ambers Burn Flesh @ Parties..Wish You Had Contacts. |
There's A Fire Burning...Bring Wood.Bring Liquid. Bring Wood.There's A Crisp October, Warmed Into November.Melting Skulls of a Summer, Melting Skulls of That Summer.Ashes Spawned In a New Wind.Ambers ...
Posted by Daveman on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:47:00 PST |
At Least It's A Dry Heave |
I drinka too much.
Posted by Daveman on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:54:00 PST |
Pregnant Chicks. |
I like banging pregnant chicks...'cuz they can't get "more" pregnant.
Posted by Daveman on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:25:00 PST |
JESUS CHRIST |
If Jesus Christ were to come back today,He'd be a threat to National Security.The FBI. The CIA.They'd Lock Him up and throw the keys away.
Posted by Daveman on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:01:00 PST |
The Da Vinci Code Sucks... |
...But Then Again I Hate Every Book Tom Hanks Is In.
Posted by Daveman on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:51:00 PST |
