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Rat Bastard

What can a poor boy do?

About Me

4 guys formed a band. 1 manager showed up causing 1 guy to leave. New guy joined and band mutated into something not so good. Guy who left returns to singer and they get 2 new guys. New band plays a lot. Guys get tired of band. Band goes on "hiatus". Band reunites for one show in 2006.
VIP video on youtube
Big Giant Monkey video

LIVE REUNION VIDEOS
Phony Bitch
Restaurant Song
Hello... I Am Death
Big Giant Monkey
Subtle Quiet
Blind In One Eye
VIP (live)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/18/2005
Band Website: joeyvegas.sitesled.com/
Band Members: The Colonel - Played the guitar, wrote the songs and kept the rest of the band out of jail
Daveman - Sung the songs, wrote the words and kept the rest of the band drunk
Deathstar Dave - Played the bass and ran the VIP lounge
Miguel Bastardo - Played the drums and had some long hair
Other guys from the older Mach 1 Version:
Kevin - Played bass, made people laugh, dealt with John John - played drums, caused "drama" sometimes. Solid drummer, haven't seen him in years.
Influences: Alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, insanity, violence, Rip & Dip
Sounds Like: 4 guys playing 3-4 chords quickly. And yelling. Lots of yelling."Rat Bastard sounds like the Buzzcocks invited the Circle Jerks over to listen to Black Sabbath." - Jim. (This doesn't really describe what we sounded like but it mentions lots of good bands)
Record Label: Cow on My Cadillac
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Go get free Rat Bastard Music

The archive of Rat Bastard recorded crap is back up at Nothus RodereThe files are free to download and in very high quality MP3 format.  That means they take a while to download but the sound is ...
Posted by Rat Bastard on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:22:00 PST

Stupid people force me to learn Latin

I don't know if anybody has tried to got to http://joeyvegas.sitesled.com site(better known as Bastardization) to download your free punk rock but if you did, you were bitterly disappointed.  It ...
Posted by Rat Bastard on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:14:00 PST

THANKS BELLMORE!

Many thanks to all who came down to the RB reunion last night.  I know it's tough hitting the EQ show, us and then New Years Eve so we appreciate it. I'm still very sleepy so I'll just say Happy ...
Posted by Rat Bastard on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:05:00 PST

You must have been good this year...

because Santa brought you two kick ass gifts!1.  Eggplant Queens at the Vintage Lounge on Dec. 29.  Fishbone is closing for them.  I know, I know, who the hell is Fishbone?  Isn't ...
Posted by Rat Bastard on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:08:00 PST

Thoughts about Time, Space and Fried Dough

The Bellmore Street Fair has come and gone leaving behind a messy train station and third degree burns in my mouth from zeppoles.  How could fried dough with some powdered sugar be so pleasurable...
Posted by Rat Bastard on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:57:00 PST

ALL NEW Little Known and Probably Untrue Facts about Rat Bastard

1. Joe got so progressively fatter over the years that RB was together that he developed his own gravity. When he dropped a guitar pic it would start to orbit his body.  He has since lost weight....
Posted by Rat Bastard on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 01:54:00 PST

Hall of Douchebags

If you haven't already seen this, then go here now.http://rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/index.phpThat's Rock and RollConfidential's Hall of Douchebags.  It's a bunch of pictures of local loser...
Posted by Rat Bastard on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST

Even more little known(and probably untrue) facts about RB

1. Kevin is Chuck Norris' nephew.  If you don't believe it, let him kick you in the face.2. Joe once did a month in the joint for removing a mattress tag.  He got a tattoo while in jail that...
Posted by Rat Bastard on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:35:00 PST

More little known(and probably untrue) facts about RB

1. In the original Mach 1 Bastards, Kev was the cute one, Daveman was the funny one, John was the one most likely to own a Gloria Estafan album, and Joe was a douche.2. On the back cover of the C...
Posted by Rat Bastard on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:38:00 PST

Free RB music

I don't know if anybody noticed but listed on the profile is a website where you can download 2 complete CDs worth of Rat Bastard.  This covers both Col. Bastard's Horny Left Nut Band and Mach 1 ...
Posted by Rat Bastard on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:13:00 PST