ways in which I suck:If there is a crack in the pavement, my foot will find it (which equates to some pretty impressive wipeouts). I have actually stepped on a rake and had the handle hit me square in the face (like in the cartoons, but sadly, this was for real). It takes me three times to leave the house in the morning before I have all the things I will need for the day. I sometimes zone out right in the middle of conversations and have to pretend like I know what the hell the person is talking about (I have mastered the nod). My filter seldom works (open mouth, insert foot). Know what I’m sayin’? For some reason i seem to find self-depreciating guys adorable...to an extent. Like, not "McFly" depreciating, but more "Zach Braff from Garden State" depreciating. Not depreciating to ME...if that makes sense. But about themselves...which i guess i explained when I said SELF- depreciating. I'm saying 'depreciating' too much. Moving on.......I sometimes eat peanut butter with a spoon right out of the jar! I know 20 different people who I call "Buddy" or "Dude" because I can't remember their names (well not really 20, but 20 sounds more impressive than 5). And I tend to exaggerate stories to make them more amusing (see preceding sentence)....Oh, and i tend to ramble.
