John Lennon (if only), Woody Allen, Michael Moore, Elvis Costello, John Cleese, Danny Elfman, Marissa Tomei, Neil Young, Andy Partridge (did that), Al Gore, Prince (so Petra could meet him), Groucho Marx (if he was alive), the person who invented pizza, Charlize Theron (for research purposes only), John and Joan Cusack, Diane Keaton, David Bowie, you (maybe), the other person that I get when I google my name, Michael Franti, Jackson Browne, Ani DiFranco, Tom Waits, and sixteen other people whose names escape me right now.